Do you find Bayonetta attractive?

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#51 Posted by Nick (873 posts) -

I like sexy video game chicks but I hate Bayonetta, mostly because of her hair and glasses.
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#52 Posted by CharleyTony (1022 posts) -

she doesn't look real and I am NOT dreaming about her but I do find her sexy and appealing... 
 
more fun to look at than Dante / Kratos / Marcus Fenix / Master Chief / Mario ... that is for sure.
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#53 Posted by mrfizzy (1663 posts) -

Yes, but ill also admit that i am disturbed that i find her attractive. 

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#54 Posted by solidlife (910 posts) -

No. I dont like women taller than me!

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#55 Posted by Happy (264 posts) -

Her face reminds me of my mother. Talk about buzz kill.

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#56 Posted by Hamst3r (5254 posts) -

 
Fuck yes. Definitely. An 8-foot tall librarian with gigantic legs and thighs? Schwing!

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#57 Posted by ApertureSilence (1183 posts) -

Bayonetta is a freakish giraffe-woman. 
 
That I would totally do.

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#58 Posted by AgentJ (8995 posts) -

I don't know exactly what it is, but I find her to be very unattractive. Could be a combination of the hair, glasses, and nose, or just her general body proportions. Her annoying voice doesn't help.

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#59 Edited by Linkyshinks (11400 posts) -

 I don't think a bum has ever been animated so well....

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#60 Posted by Whisperkill (3045 posts) -
@Linkyshinks: exactly
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#61 Posted by Ignor (3186 posts) -
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#62 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

Admittedly...yes, Though her being like...4ft taller than me doesn't bode too well, but I'll probably be face2ass anywhoo, so if anything i might appreciate her height ;P
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#63 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3685 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" When she is wearing her kimono outfit, she looks even sexier.  YES "
yup.
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#64 Posted by Creamypies (4169 posts) -
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" Yes, very much so.   I want to be with her. "
That is a little disturbing.
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#65 Posted by MasterChiefLopez (43 posts) -

Shes ok...  Looks alot better than most game characters.  But she sorta looks like one of my exes so just because of that I must say nay.

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#66 Posted by Creamypies (4169 posts) -
@MasterChiefLopez said:
" Shes ok...  Looks alot better than most game characters.  But she sorta looks like one of my exes so just because of that I must say nay. "
You used to date Sarah Palin?!
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#67 Posted by Lawrens (678 posts) -

No, but I rarely find video game characters attractive, I do find her design really charming, same could be said about Luka and Jeanne, I like most of the characters from Clover games.

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#68 Posted by PureRok (4273 posts) -
@Kibblez said:
" Be honest guys - Milfy librarian with hot english accent with long legs and some plump breasts. Whats not to like? "
That she's a milfy librarian with an english accent with long legs and plump breasts.
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#69 Posted by Metroid545 (1839 posts) -

alot of nos coming from gb you guys super picky. Me personally hell yeah!

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#70 Posted by Bones8677 (3490 posts) -

Attractive? Not really, no.

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#71 Posted by Kibblez (774 posts) -
@PureRok said:
" @Kibblez said:
" Be honest guys - Milfy librarian with hot english accent with long legs and some plump breasts. Whats not to like? "
That she's a milfy librarian with an english accent with long legs and plump breasts. "
Then you are no friend of mine sir
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#72 Posted by Seppli (11232 posts) -

If I'd ever want a session with a dominatrix - she'd have to be an approximation of Bayonetta in the 'Looks' department.
 
Also - she looks much better in motion. And she hides a very attractive and loveable face behind those librarian glasses.

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#73 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2749 posts) -

Hell yes I do, have you even SEEN her ass? DUDE

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#74 Posted by GunnBjorn (2905 posts) -

As with Teddy's(P4) crossdressing as a girl, i'd say ''I'd hit it!'' 
Really, if i had Bayonetta as my girl, i'd never fancy another woman ever again.

   
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#75 Posted by Mr_Bubbles (193 posts) -

Yes.

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#76 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -

I would wreck that chick

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#77 Posted by Linkyshinks (11400 posts) -
@OmegaPirate said:
" I would wreck that chick "
 
Bayonetta would fuck your face.
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#78 Posted by Rallier (1947 posts) -
@Linkyshinks said:
" @OmegaPirate said:
" I would wreck that chick "
 Bayonetta would fuck your face. "
Wait...
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#79 Posted by Seppli (11232 posts) -

Oh yes she would! She certainly has the hip-thrust power and bodystrenght to subdue you with her arse alone.

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#80 Posted by Phonics (328 posts) -

No, the proportions are so fucked up its ridicilous

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#81 Posted by ColinWright (754 posts) -

nope

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#82 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -
@Linkyshinks said:
" @OmegaPirate said:
" I would wreck that chick "
 Bayonetta would fuck your face. "
God i hope so
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#83 Edited by Jeust (11739 posts) -

Only her eyes...
 

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I loved the expression, of both frailty, mistery and power. Also they are beautiful.
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#84 Posted by Aeterna (1129 posts) -

Some of the cosplay of her is... rather exciting.

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#85 Posted by AjayRaz (12803 posts) -
@Aeterna said:
" Some of the cosplay of her is... rather exciting. "
oh snap. i have to check out how insane her cosplay could be o-o 
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#86 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

No, I'm not attracted to giant amazonian librarian with killer hair.

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#87 Posted by Urmean (609 posts) -

BAYONETTA IS A CLASSY LADY AND I WOULD TAKE HER OUT FOR FINE DINING

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#88 Posted by tomte (293 posts) -

 
nope, but i find this girl attractive...
 

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#89 Edited by xyzygy (10595 posts) -
@Urmean said:

" BAYONETTA IS A CLASSY LADY AND I WOULD TAKE HER OUT FOR FINE DINING "

She would be very picky at a restaurant. If you suggested something tasty to her, she'd say "Well, I never. That dish sounds like dead cockroaches and crying babies." 
 
Of course, in her sweet accent.
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#90 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -
@hyperslug said:
"Not at all, she doesn't look human! "

is that a bad thing? 
I would....
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#91 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -

If she lost the glasses and changed her hair.

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#92 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

Hotter than Hell!

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#93 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

Far from it.

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#94 Posted by AjayRaz (12803 posts) -

yes

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#95 Edited by OmegaChosen (658 posts) -

Maybe if the proportions were right, otherwise she just doesn't look right. I keep seeing that weird alien female suit from Mars Attacks! every time I see a profile shot for some reason too.

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#96 Posted by Cube (4385 posts) -

See, most people said yes. Good on 'em. I back the right horse.

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#97 Posted by Demyx (3247 posts) -

As someone who has fairly low standards, I shall vote yes.

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#98 Posted by Foxdemon2k (287 posts) -

Nope. To think so would be quite weird though.

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