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    Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

    Game » consists of 1 releases. Released Oct 13, 1982

    Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em is a "pornographic" video game for the Atari 2600. Although it sold poorly, the game's graphic nature has earned it a cult following and much infamy. It is often referenced as one of the worst games ever made, a distinction shared with other Mystique titles.

    sbc515's Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em/Lady In Wading (Atari 2600) review

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    Worse than Custer's last stand...

    This game, the second from its developer after the infamous Custer's Revenge, currently has the fifth-to-lowest score for an Atari 2600 game on GameFAQs of 1.13 due to the fact that it was re-released in a bundle that came with another pornographic game, Lady in Wading, on some versions of the bundle the game also came with yet another game made by the same brand who made the game under the name of Bachelor Party.

    The mere idea of yet another porn game existing on the Atari 2600 of all consoles. While this was during an era where pretty much anyone with programming skills could make a game and sell it, who would expect to get horny while playing a 4-bit console? It is nothing more than a blatant rip-off of the arcade game Kaboom!, only with an adult theme. In addition, the awful soundtrack blatantly steals sound effects from the infamous Atari 2600 port of Pac-Man.

    In this game, two nude women attempt to catch semen from a man (whose d__k appears to be the same size as his body, making it look like his legs are conjoined) masturbating at the top of a roof. In fact catching the semen is extremely precise. The women need to be at the right angle to catch the semen. You lose a life for every drop you miss, and missing four results in a game over. Getting 69 points will grant you an extra life.

    This game is rare and can sell for hundreds of dollars on the internet with a brand new game costing almost a thousand dollars. But I advise you not to waste your money on this. AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

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