I would own a raptor from birth, I'll train it to be my pet/attack animal. Also, I can put a saddle on it and ride it like in WoW.
Own a Dinosaur or go to the Moon?
I'd go to the moon so I could meet Gary Busey.
I'd probably go with Dinosaur too. Moon, while an amazing experience, would be for a weekend max. A dinosaur could be yours forever (in relative Dino-terms.)
Besides, you can't train the moon to sic people for you.
I'd go to the moon. Imagian seeing the entire Earth first hand in all it's HD goodness, it would be incredible.
With a dinosaur... yeah, it would be great for a week but then you'd be bored with picking up dino shit (you wouldn't be able to just turn a plastic bag inside out either) and taking it for walks everyday.
"The real question is, would you rather own the moon, or visit a dinosaur? "Own the moon. With the money you'd make on future real estate alone would net you enough money to hire a horde of mad scientists to invent you a time machine, then you can own all the dinosaurs...or get eaten by a mad huge dungbeetle, who knows? Prehistory is crazy.
"MattyFTM said:You broke the thread, that would be awesom"The real question is, would you rather own the moon, or visit a dinosaur? "Own the moon and build an amusement park that features a zoo where you can visit a dinosaur."
Can I have a dinosaur that could potentially throw me to the moon? No? I'll take the dinosaur, and train it to drive jets.
"Paleontology has come to agree these days that a very, very high number of dinosaurs wore feathers.You can always pluck it.
That's how the Velociraptor looked according to the newest research.Yeah, not so cool anymore, is it?"
"Ehh, I will go with the dinosaur. Then, I can have a T-Rex specially trained to take down grizzly bears...from all angles. It's flexible neck can even reach under its stomach."WHA? HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A GRIZZLY JUMP FROM A TREE IN OFFENSE?
"Paleontology has come to agree these days that a very, very high number of dinosaurs wore feathers.No! Its Cooler! :-)
That's how the Velociraptor looked according to the newest research.Yeah, not so cool anymore, is it?"
I would rather go to the moon. Owning a dinosaur would be nice, but going to the moon would be truly remarkable.
Also, I was going to make this topic but you beat me to it!
"I'd go to the moon so I could meet Gary Busey."Way to ruin the moon. Now I'm scared to go. Actually, if I managed to run around behind him he might forget I was ever there.
Definitely the moon, upkeep on a dinosaur would be too time consuming for my lazy lifestyle. I'm also inebriated during most of my time off, and I don't think that would mix well with any animal that is deadly and potentially bigger than me.
"Paleontology has come to agree these days that a very, very high number of dinosaurs wore feathers.If that thing could fly...
That's how the Velociraptor looked according to the newest research.Yeah, not so cool anymore, is it?"
"Isn't it obvious? Own a dinosaur, and use it to make money with which you can go to the moon."DUDE!!!!!! I was totally thinking that. I wanted to sell the Dinosaur, and then I started thinking of all the ways it could make me $$$. I'd be like a parent with a child-actor, lol.
"I'd go to the moon so I could meet Gary Busey."I actually laugh. Why?
Because Gary Busey is crazy. I bet he is from the moon. Did anyone see him in the Larry the Cable Guy roast? I think he may be completely insane now. I would definitely own a dinosaur. In reality what would you do on the moon? Jump up and down and put a flag on the surface... If I owned a dinosaur I could teach it tricks, ride it around, make people pay me to see it, just whatever I want. If I went to the moon it's a one time thing. Unless I find the moonanites and chill for a while with them. Or the german aliens from Aquateen would be much better. Then I have to go moon if thats the outcome.
Own Dinosaur; sell tickets to see, pet, feed or get eaten by Dinosaur and pay off NASA to take me to the Moon.
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