ATTN: Carbon Neutral Games CEO and Rapsman Jeff "Jefe" Gerstmann:
As the guy what makes literally all of the video games, your quality control is left wanting, Mr. Gerstmann. I have found that your roguelike/roguelite "Enter The Gungeon" is defective in the same way that every roguelike you've singlehandedly created since actual Rogue, in that I have to start from the beginning after I die, save for certain progress milestones that carry over. This is very reminiscent of those MMOs you make in which all of the characters hop around and try to sell gold to me constantly, or those fightermen games where the opponent never moves despite me CLEARLY setting it to "two players".
I'm a reasonable man, Mr. Gerstmann, but I must formally request either fixes to these egregious oversights or your resignation as Top Game Maker Guy (may I suggest Dr. Tracksuit for the position?).
John Q. Videogamer
P.S.: In your shooterman game "DOOM", I am instructed to "rip and tear until it is done". I finished the game, but I still have the option to rip and tear? Please send financial compensation for my ordeal. Thank you.