Don't Unionize! Play Video Games!

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#1 Edited by berfunkle (188 posts) -
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#2 Posted by DasaKamov (1158 posts) -

Oh god, that is hilariously pathetic. This is what happens when you let grandpa-corporate-executive take the reins of your messaging.

"What are all those 'milleniums' into nowadays, anyway? Games on their video-machines while they listen to their 'rocky-roll' music, I bet!"

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#3 Posted by chaser324 (8690 posts) -

Wow! We really let capitalism get out of control, huh?

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#4 Posted by TheHT (15875 posts) -

Fucking nightmare.

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#5 Edited by Jaalmo (1752 posts) -

I mean... at least they're honest about it right guys? Other companies (and the government for that matter) would just assume you would do that anyway. Here distract yourself with these fancy gadgets whilst we fuck the planet.

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#6 Posted by darkvare (1029 posts) -

i thought this was an onion joke geez

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#7 Posted by Rejizzle (1135 posts) -

...Does Delta Airlines exclusively hire drunk and high teenagers? Who do they think they're gonna trick with this?

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#8 Edited by darkvare (1029 posts) -

@rejizzle: maybe their pr guy is a high drunken teenager

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#9 Posted by Quipido (1572 posts) -

Glad I opened that in an incognito window.

Trash.

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#10 Posted by Humanity (18938 posts) -

I mean these poor CEOs have to earn their measly millions somehow

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#11 Edited by FarleysLundgren (204 posts) -

Disgusting is the only way I can put it really.

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#13 Posted by Forrester90 (1007 posts) -

Holy Hell

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#14 Edited by Rigas (848 posts) -

@kingbonesaw said:

PS5 costs $700?

Even less, for every member of staff who doesn't pay their union dues, the company will give you a new PS5*.

*new work week is 150 hours and you won't have time to play games, and you will be dead.

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#15 Posted by StriderNo9 (1351 posts) -

The fact that link didn't lead to an Onion article.