Grand Theft Auto 5, Los Santos and Michael Mann

Just to let people know Grand Theft Auto 5 will be set in Los Santos.  
 
You will play the part of a professional criminal much in the same vein as Michael Mann's 'Heat'.
 
Much of the gameplay will focus on performing heists around the city of Los Santos.

Thanks.

Cool story...

I don't believe you.

*once again insert cool story bro pic here*

[citation needed]

Oh cool.

I hope somehow this is true. 90% of the missions in GTA games fucking suck.

Cool Story......just need proof

Wow! Awesome!

Nuh uh. GTA V will be set in Vice City. You play the part of a single mom forced to strip to make ends meet. Throughout your increasingly naked adventures you encounter everyone from mobsters to deadbeat dads to junkies to celebrities, and they all like your style so much they hire you to do various jobs for them.  
 
I read it on the internet. 

Many will believe this, many will not. 
 
Fair enough, I can't convince anyone one way or the other.
 
I just hope you remember where you heard it first.
 
;)
 
P.S.  The picture of Carl and Lenny has been my favourite reply so far.

Sounds dull.

It's actually in carson city

So a really really small city? 
Bummer

" Nuh uh. GTA V will be set in Vice City. You play the part of a single mom forced to strip to make ends meet. Throughout your increasingly naked adventures you encounter everyone from mobsters to deadbeat dads to junkies to celebrities, and they all like your style so much they hire you to do various jobs for them.   I read it on the internet.  "

um link?

" So a really really small city? Bummer "

They should hire Swery and have him make the next GTA. I would play that game to completion.

Sounds limiting.

" *once again insert cool story bro pic here* "

thanks

No, you play as dirty cops (it's fully co-op) - a la The Shield.

" Just to let people know Grand Theft Auto 5 will be set in Los Santos.    You will play the part of a professional criminal much in the same vein as Michael Mann's 'Heat'.  Much of the gameplay will focus on performing heists around the city of Los Santos. "

They've done modern, they've done cowboys...now it's time for...the medival.
You play a templar who is betrayed by his faith.

If true, that's cool with me.

Nah it will be set in Carcer City where you get to play as a mexican dude whose family was killed under orders from some corrupted city officials. This guy seeks revenge and shit.
Oh, and I got it from the internet.

Can't wait.

Los Santos and heists?  You could've convinced me if you had said "Los Santos and a fictional depiction of the L.A. Riots".

Many will believe this, many will not. 
 
The voice actor for the main character in GTA 3 will be reprising his role in GTA 5. Now I can't convince you guys either way, but just remember where you heard it first 
 
 ;)   
 
P.S  that facepalm pic of the bear has been my favourite reply so far. 

Oh well, looks like the publishers have all the power in this business.
 
Meh, I did try.
 
Embargos 'till we die I guess.

i think its time for a female main character

" Oh well, looks like the publishers have all the power in this business.  Meh, I did try.  Embargos 'till we die I guess. "

The next GTA will only have Jet Packs as a method of transport in order to cater for the cretins who thought San Andreas was better than IV.
 
Spread this before Take 2 censor me.

No no. It is set in Los Santos, but you play as a young black guy, who, after getting in trouble, has to move in with his uncle.
 
Features include:

• Whistling for cabs
• Annoying cousin
• Ladies
• And your former DJ-partner joining in a small-roll as your friend from your old hood

Dude it will be in london

" This guy seeks revenge and shit."

This has become much more fun than I anticipated.
 
Is it wild speculation on my part?  Or is it a reasonable enough premise that it might just be true?
 
Are the leaked documents of Rockstar's copyright applications for 'VICE' just misinformation?  
 
Am I just a random anonymous wierdo talking rubbish?
 
At this point I think the most shocking thing would be if I'm telling the truth.  Very Kaufmanesque.

You're wrong. It's gonna be: 
 
GTA Vice. 
 
Do you see it? 
 
See what I did there??? 
 
It's so clever! xD

The protagonists names are Kain and Lynch.  
 
You can play as either in co-op through the entire game.
 
There's a shaky handcam effect present through the entire game.
 
Much of the work was outsourced to Eidos.

Not sure if any of that is accurate, but anything Rockstar does with Heat in their heads will be amazing. Unfortunately I don't believe this post at all, but I guess we can be hopeful.

Nah it'll be set in the Caribbean and will include Vice City and southern Florida as well as versions of Cuba and Jamaica (probably named Jamrock).

" Los Santos and heists?  You could've convinced me if you had said "Los Santos and a fictional depiction of the L.A. Riots". "