Help me name my achievements

 I've been working on remaking one of my favorite games (Circus Atari) for the ipad / iphone and I'm at a point where I'm not really sure what to do. I've built achievements into the game because, well, I'm a huge xbox achievement whore and I always thought it would be fun to create my own. I'm stuck on what to name the achievements however. I'm not really coming up with anything very fun or witty, and I don't want to just name them what they do.

So this post is to ask everyone here on ideas for names for the chieves. I'm going to draw little icons for them as well but I can't draw them until I know what they are called.

The achievement system isn't integrated into plus+ or open feint. It only exists in the game so there are no limits to anything.

Again the game I'm remaking is Circus Atari. It's like Arkanoid but there are 2 balls (clowns) and instead of a paddle they land on a see-saw. 

Here is a screen from my game so far.  

I don't really know how that game works so it's hard to come up with names, but um, for 10,000 jumps it could be called "If I had a dollar..." and for clear a row it could be "Row, row, row your boat" .  That's all I got lol

I forget not everyone is nearing 30 like me :( 
 
circus atari was on the 2600, and.. you know what, I wonder if there is a page for it on gb 
 
:D  http://www.giantbomb.com/circus-atari/61-1936/

 Achievements:
In 1 game

Clear a row - getting started
Clear 5 rows - Still new
Clear 25 rows - Are we there yet?
Clear 100 rows - 

5 launched high in a row
25 launched high in a row - High Five!

5 launched low in a row - 
25 launched low in a row - Low Rider

Clear 1 row in 1 jump - Self satisfying // Master baiting?!?
Clear 2 rows in 1 jump -  Virgin
Clear 3 rows in 1 jump - Threesome

Pop 10 with pin finger
Pop 50 with pin finger
Pop 100 with pin finger

Across the life of the Game

1 post to Facebook - HEY GUISE!!!1!
10 posts to Facebook - Attention Whore 

1000 jumps - Don't You Have Homework To Do?
10,000 jumps     - Money well spent
 
 
Just some random stuff I came up with fast, I don't know if you will like them

 Pop 10 with pin finger - Getting handsy.
Pop 50 with pin finger -  You must have a girlfriend
Pop 100 with pin finger    - The Shocker. 
 
I'unno. Off the top of my head. 
 
Edit:   Clear 100 rows - You're there.

1 post to Facebook - HEY GUISE!!!1!

Do you have the rights to remake Circus Atari? 
 
If you don't I suggest you drop all affiliation with it right now, as a precaution, and call it an homage instead.

10,000 jumps-arent your legs tired

" @discost3w said:

1 post to Facebook - HEY GUISE!!!1!

lol this one is going in. "

" Do you have the rights to remake Circus Atari?  If you don't I suggest you drop all affiliation with it right now, as a precaution, and call it an homage instead. "

" @The_A_Drain said:

" Do you have the rights to remake Circus Atari?  If you don't I suggest you drop all affiliation with it right now, as a precaution, and call it an homage instead. "

Circus atari was itself a copy of the original circus game. I'm not calling the game circus atari, it's just similar to it and all the copies of the original. "

Well hopefully it won't be an issue, but if I get sued it would probably be good for publicity :) 
I guess the game is the same in that instead of a ball hitting 1 paddle its a see-saw, and instead of bricks it has balloons. I don't think that is enough to cause any type of issue, but I'm no expert so I could be wrong.

Clear a row - Show me your move
Clear 5 rows - Keep the pace
Clear 25 rows - Don't drop the soap
Clear 100 rows -     C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER 
 
... just out of my mind maybe you'll like one sometimes