@squirrelgod said:
Oh, come on. We all know how this ends. I mean, a dude with two swords, who is a mutant, and has sex with every attractive woman he meets? Geralt is PURE nerd bait. Dude's straight out of a 15-year old's fan-fiction.
No, but this is exactly what a 15 year old would think.
Geralt (and the Witcher 2) is better written than Mass Effect by miles and miles and miles. Unlike Schizo-Shepard, Geralt's personality doesn't break when you select different attitudes, and his attitudes are hilarious, awesome and complicated. He's so far and away the best written interactive character it makes me shake my head at how little he is appreciated, though clearly he has some following here. Like in Mass Effect, the sex is optional, but unlike Mass Effect, Geralt actually has some meaningful relationships with women.
But fuck yeah two swords bro! They are pretty cool. I mean, come on, one of them is made of silver and is used only for killing monsters. He has a whole other sword for killing plebs. The way you craft swords and oil them up for fighting is super awesome too.
On the mutant front Geralt borrows more early X-men mutants than say something like Avengers or SHIELD, which is to say that everyone thinks he should just be stepped on, executed and thrown under the rug. Unlike 99% of game heroes who are beloved by everyone ("The hero of Kvatch!!") Geralt is largely detested by everyone. But they fear him or need or want to manipulate him.
In the Witcher 1 there is an early mission where you have to kill monsters in a noble's yard, but when you get there you discover he doesn't trust you. So, as people are wont to do, you begin drinking together and talking. Before you know it Geralt is wasted but it's time to slay monsters! So out you go, totally drunk, to cut up some tentacle demons or whatever's in the yard. How can you not love that?
Log in to comment