NSFW Blog - The Return of Kaos, FLY FIGHT WIN EDITION

Gentlemen (and Ladies),

I was at the local BX watching a very fat kid eat his favorite chocolates while being poked in the stomach by a raccoon as I was shopping for a new pair of green socks, when it got me thinking...this board needs more NSFW.

Oh before I get started, this is the official song of this thread, no other song:

So what have I been playing?

I beat Alan Wake yo. I beat that game like I beat...oh damn, can't make that joke anymore. Can't make many of them. Anyways, let's talk Alan Wake and how it's a metaphor for the angelic being that stands before you. Alan Wake, he's a boss...kinda insane and stupid, but he's a boss. Alan Wake did it for his hoe, and by hoe I mean that in a respectful way. Alan Wake is a byproduct of the product of the abomination of the Obama Nation, oh wait I think I got those lyrics mixed up with my thoughts. Uh...where was I? Fat kids! Alan Wake's ending sucked by the way.

Oh a serious note, been playing a lot of DOTA2. Got dozens and dozens of hours logged on so far.

Colin Powers. Austin Powers. What?

Let's talk DOTA2, I'm flawless with Drow, Sniper, Riki, and BH. Can you hear the beat of the endless spiral of beats?

NSFW is back.

Now, I want to know what's been going on with the community, what are the in games here?

See you kids after duty hours.

Gentlemen (and Ladies),

I was at the local BX watching a very fat kid eat his favorite chocolates while being poked in the stomach by a raccoon as I was shopping for a new pair of green socks, when it got me thinking...this board needs more NSFW.

Oh before I get started, this is the official song of this thread, no other song:

So what have I been playing?

I beat Alan Wake yo. I beat that game like I beat...oh damn, can't make that joke anymore. Can't make many of them. Anyways, let's talk Alan Wake and how it's a metaphor for the angelic being that stands before you. Alan Wake, he's a boss...kinda insane and stupid, but he's a boss. Alan Wake did it for his hoe, and by hoe I mean that in a respectful way. Alan Wake is a byproduct of the product of the abomination of the Obama Nation, oh wait I think I got those lyrics mixed up with my thoughts. Uh...where was I? Fat kids! Alan Wake's ending sucked by the way.

Oh a serious note, been playing a lot of DOTA2. Got dozens and dozens of hours logged on so far.

Colin Powers. Austin Powers. What?

Let's talk DOTA2, I'm flawless with Drow, Sniper, Riki, and BH. Can you hear the beat of the endless spiral of beats?

NSFW is back.

Now, I want to know what's been going on with the community, what are the in games here?

See you kids after duty hours.

Fuck off.

I've been playing minecraft. So that's what in yo.

@SexyToad said:

I've been playing minecraft. So that's what in yo.

Haven't played Minecraft since late 2011, thinking about getting back on the server and setting it all on fire. Some other guy did it last time and it was a little cute in a hilarious way.

I managed to beat two games I've never beaten before in one weekend: Batman Arkham Asylum and Darksiders. Both of them were pretty damned good, though the first two or so hours of Darksiders are a drag.

So I'm guessing you missed the whole thing when GB and CV got bought by CBS so now the guys are back at their old stumping ground. Unless you were still here lurking in the shadows like some creepy stalker.

Anyways, back on topic. I built myself a gaming PC this winter so I've been playing that mostly. Logged 41 hours into Deus Ex 3 and played through Witcher 2, Arkham City and was extremely disappointed with Dark Souls (mostly to do with it's rather limited Online Features when it was released). Other then that

PS: Ohh, I almost forgot. I guess you also missed the whole thing of Brad leaving to work for IGN...Hehehehe

Eeeeeeyyyyyy! Welcome back Kaos!

The guy comes back after a long hiatus and he's already polluting the boards with his shit threads again. Making up for lost time I see.

Wow, haters gonna hate all over this thread it seems. 
 
Haven't been playing anything recently, not that I've finished at least. I dunno, not feeling video games at the moment.

I am the pretty much the opposite of a holy man, but my holy symbol is raised.

Flavor of the month is hating on Diablo III and hating on people hating on Diablo III.

There are also people who hate on people who are hating on people who hate Diablo 3.

I've been too busy playing D3 to be hating.

@KaosAngel: I played a lot of different games that are now cheap titles. For the 360: Bayonetta (amazing action with dumb plot), Vanquish (ditto, also way too short), Agarest Zero (WALLS OF TEXT, kinda stopped playing for now) Blazblue CSEX (tried starting a fight night, only 3 people showed up and I was one of them) and Gotham City Imposters (most fun FPS ever, when matchmaking works). For the PC: TF2 (still fun), Super MNC (the only DOTAlike I feel like touching), Max Payne 1 (fuck your realistic weapon limits and stream of cutscenes) and The Last Remnant (see my blawg).

Oh hooray. You are back. Sorry to inform you, but you've already been replaced in the "Guy who makes topics about stupid stuff" department by both Jay444111 and whyareyoucrouchingspock.

As for games that are hot and relevant, I hope you hate Diablo III or love Diablo III because that seems to be the current trend of discussion right now, so until the hate train can move onto the next major release it's all we have.

I didn't even know you were gone.

I don't get it. You didn't post any NSFW did you? Or was that the fat kid?

@jakob187 said:

I didn't even know you were gone.

Neither did i.

@ArbitraryWater said:

Oh hooray. You are back. Sorry to inform you, but you've already been replaced in the "Guy who makes topics about stupid stuff" department by both Jay444111 and whyareyoucrouchingspock.

As for games that are hot and relevant, I hope you hate Diablo III or love Diablo III because that seems to be the current trend of discussion right now, so until the hate train can move onto the next major release it's all we have.

A fight to the death is the only solution.

@pornstorestiffi said:

@jakob187 said:

I didn't even know you were gone.

Neither did i.

I think he went off to be a lawyer, but then went into the army as something, and..... i dunno, it was a while ago.

You'd think the army would have put some more discipline on ya.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

You'd think the army would have put some more discipline on ya.

If he went enlisted, maybe. Heh.

@jakob187 said:

I didn't even know you were gone.

This.

@ArbitraryWater said:

Oh hooray. You are back. Sorry to inform you, but you've already been replaced in the "Guy who makes topics about stupid stuff" department by both Jay444111 and whyareyoucrouchingspock.

Also this.

In other news, is anyone else as convinced as I am that whyareyoucrouchingspock is actually HitmanCodename47 in disguise and with a lot less stalker?

As for games that are hot and relevant, I hope you hate Diablo III or love Diablo III because that seems to be the current trend of discussion right now, so until the hate train can move onto the next major release it's all we have.

He might as well switch opinions mid-sentence. Because that never happened before.

@iAmJohn said:

In other news, is anyone else as convinced as I am that whyareyoucrouchingspock is actually HitmanCodename47 in disguise and with a lot less stalker?

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

You'd think the army would have put some more discipline on ya.

He's not Army, that's for sure. Maybe a dependent... Possibly junior enlisted.

mmmhm sure