Serious Blogging Episode 7: Yes.... I did

Its 2010 and this is long overdue. 
 
This won't be your cliche list of game awards, just keep reading. 
 
Best Fighting Game:
Street Fighter IV (Well duh)

Best Rhythm Game:
Rhythm Heaven (With Rhythm in the name its a dead giveaway)

Best Puzzle Game:
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (Well I say, it 'tis better than Henry Hatsworth) 

Best Action Adventure Game:
Batman Arkham Asylum (Yes yes yes, it is better than ASSassin's Creed II)

Best Platformer:
'Splosion Man AND New Super Mario Brothers Wii (I couldn't chose, not even by gunpoint)

Best RPG:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Shutup Bioware fanboys, it wasn't THAT good)

Best Strategy Game:
Plants vs Zombies (WTF is empire total war anyways?)

Best Driving/Racing Game:
Forza Motorsport 3 (There weren't any others... right? (JK))

Best Shooter:
Uncharted 2 (This one is getting lots of awards so... sit back and relax)

Best Graphics:
Resident Evil 5 (C'Mon admit it)

Best Soundtrack:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckxy-i7Dc5U )

Most Intelligent Dialouge:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (  "A huge missle from Shroob Castle is approaching!" "What?! Fire, take it down!" "No ammo!" "What? You're fired.")

Most Suprisingly Good Game:
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (Thought it was gonna be 'meh", I mean its a fricken sports game)
 
Biggest Flop: 
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Crystal Bearers (*sad face*) 
 
That game that sold too fucking much: 
Modern Warfare 2 (...) 
 
Game that did not sell enough: 
Street Fighter IV (go buy it right now)

Best Original IP:
Borderlands (..."duh duh ain't no rest for the wicked")
 
Best Use of Licensed Music: 
Borderlands  (..."now only fifteen minutes later I was...")

Most Artistic/Creative Game:
Muramasa: The Demon Blade AND Flower (Phew.... now Brad won't kill me)

Best Multiplayer Game:
Street Fighter IV ("Which of these fighters will win the old axiom today?") 
 
Best New Character: 
Ezio [ASSassin's Creed 2] (Yuppers) 
 
Best Downloadable Game: 
Flower, Shadow Complex AND Fat Princess (3 awards, 1 category)

Most Innovative Game:
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (I never thought this game would be good)

Best Story:
ASSassin's Creed 2 (Its'a Me... Mario!)

Funniest Game:
Rabbids go home! ("RIB DIB DO! DIB DIB DIB DO!)

Best Boss Fight:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Fawful...)

Best Level Design:
Ratchet and Clank Future A crack in Time (This game is.... really fun)

Best Co-operative Game:
Left 4 Dead 2

Best Voice Acting:
Brutal Legends (... "More like the early 70's)

Best Game Premise:
'Splosion Man (You 'splode again)

Developer of the Year:
Rocksteady (Ya'know the guys who made batman)

Best PS3 Game: 
Uncharted 2 (same old song and dance)

Best Wii Game: 
Punchout!! (Seriously fun)

Best Xbox360:
Street FIghter IV (Now has 10x more "better" than modern warfare 2) 

Best DS game:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Chinatown Wars is so..... not as good)

Best PSP Game:
Patapon 2 (Pon Pon Pata Pata)

Best PC Game:
Left 4 Dead 2 (HEY! Bioware fan! Why are you pointing that gun at me?! PUT IT DOWN!)

GAME OF THE YEAR:
Uncharted 2 (The big tamale) 
 
Game I most want next year: 
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (*drools*)

Its 2010 and this is long overdue. 
 
This won't be your cliche list of game awards, just keep reading. 
 
Best Fighting Game:
Street Fighter IV (Well duh)

Best Rhythm Game:
Rhythm Heaven (With Rhythm in the name its a dead giveaway)

Best Puzzle Game:
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (Well I say, it 'tis better than Henry Hatsworth) 

Best Action Adventure Game:
Batman Arkham Asylum (Yes yes yes, it is better than ASSassin's Creed II)

Best Platformer:
'Splosion Man AND New Super Mario Brothers Wii (I couldn't chose, not even by gunpoint)

Best RPG:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Shutup Bioware fanboys, it wasn't THAT good)

Best Strategy Game:
Plants vs Zombies (WTF is empire total war anyways?)

Best Driving/Racing Game:
Forza Motorsport 3 (There weren't any others... right? (JK))

Best Shooter:
Uncharted 2 (This one is getting lots of awards so... sit back and relax)

Best Graphics:
Resident Evil 5 (C'Mon admit it)

Best Soundtrack:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckxy-i7Dc5U )

Most Intelligent Dialouge:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (  "A huge missle from Shroob Castle is approaching!" "What?! Fire, take it down!" "No ammo!" "What? You're fired.")

Most Suprisingly Good Game:
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (Thought it was gonna be 'meh", I mean its a fricken sports game)
 
Biggest Flop: 
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Crystal Bearers (*sad face*) 
 
That game that sold too fucking much: 
Modern Warfare 2 (...) 
 
Game that did not sell enough: 
Street Fighter IV (go buy it right now)

Best Original IP:
Borderlands (..."duh duh ain't no rest for the wicked")
 
Best Use of Licensed Music: 
Borderlands  (..."now only fifteen minutes later I was...")

Most Artistic/Creative Game:
Muramasa: The Demon Blade AND Flower (Phew.... now Brad won't kill me)

Best Multiplayer Game:
Street Fighter IV ("Which of these fighters will win the old axiom today?") 
 
Best New Character: 
Ezio [ASSassin's Creed 2] (Yuppers) 
 
Best Downloadable Game: 
Flower, Shadow Complex AND Fat Princess (3 awards, 1 category)

Most Innovative Game:
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 (I never thought this game would be good)

Best Story:
ASSassin's Creed 2 (Its'a Me... Mario!)

Funniest Game:
Rabbids go home! ("RIB DIB DO! DIB DIB DIB DO!)

Best Boss Fight:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Fawful...)

Best Level Design:
Ratchet and Clank Future A crack in Time (This game is.... really fun)

Best Co-operative Game:
Left 4 Dead 2

Best Voice Acting:
Brutal Legends (... "More like the early 70's)

Best Game Premise:
'Splosion Man (You 'splode again)

Developer of the Year:
Rocksteady (Ya'know the guys who made batman)

Best PS3 Game: 
Uncharted 2 (same old song and dance)

Best Wii Game: 
Punchout!! (Seriously fun)

Best Xbox360:
Street FIghter IV (Now has 10x more "better" than modern warfare 2) 

Best DS game:
Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story (Chinatown Wars is so..... not as good)

Best PSP Game:
Patapon 2 (Pon Pon Pata Pata)

Best PC Game:
Left 4 Dead 2 (HEY! Bioware fan! Why are you pointing that gun at me?! PUT IT DOWN!)

GAME OF THE YEAR:
Uncharted 2 (The big tamale) 
 
Game I most want next year: 
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (*drools*)

Best fucking PC game is DAO! WTF man?! L4D2 wasnt even that good.