What is the dumbest Giant Bomb merch you'd purchase?

Avatar image for personandstuff
#1 Edited by personandstuff (649 posts) -

I'd buy a dinner plate with Jeff Gerstmann's face. Probably just one plate. I couldn't rationalize a full set of Gerstmann fine China.

Not really dumb but I'd purchase a tshirt with below on it.

Popcorn, Popcorn and Popcorn.

Attorneys at Law.

Est. 2004

Avatar image for htr10
#2 Posted by htr10 (1060 posts) -

I’d buy a 3 foot tall statue of Rorie.

Avatar image for frytup
#3 Posted by frytup (1327 posts) -

Novelty toilet paper.

Avatar image for finaldasa
#4 Posted by FinalDasa (3217 posts) -

Shower curtain of the staff sitting behind the desk.

One side is west, the other east.

Avatar image for sparky_buzzsaw
#5 Posted by sparky_buzzsaw (8911 posts) -

I would buy the shit out of a Ryan Davis sombrero with a tinier sombrero underneath it.

Avatar image for negativestrike
#7 Edited by negativestrike (15 posts) -

I don’t know about dumb, but I’d buy a set of those emote pillows from the E3 couch.

Avatar image for merxworx01
#8 Posted by MerxWorx01 (871 posts) -

I'd buy a some Giant Bomb branded energy drinks with super guarana and some untested form of extracted bovine adrenaline. It will only be available in three states and banned through out the European union, Canada and Asia.

Avatar image for soulcake
#9 Posted by soulcake (2811 posts) -

A big red button with just stuff Rorie said once, "more then 500 quotes !" Or a Mathew Rorie bobble head that just start's talking you know like those furbies who woke you up at night "So what are you doing this weekend!"

Also a life size Human Slingshot that says "Gerstmann 2020" on it.

Avatar image for monkeyking1969
#10 Edited by MonkeyKing1969 (7612 posts) -

The Jeff Gerstmann Grill®: An electric grill that imprints a caricature of Jeff face on your burger or pressed sandwich. TAGLINE: "It's so lucrative, I put my name on it!"

The Vinny Caravella Noodle Mecha & Manual Noodles Press® - Unscrew the cover and put the dough, vegetable into the drum; then screw the handle and noodle or juice will come out! TAGLINE: "Natural and harmless, tasteless and non corrosive!"

Avatar image for joedangerous
#11 Posted by JoeDangerous (603 posts) -

A light blue shirt with a tilted tuna can in the top center that reads "Charlie Tuna" and has the P4 protagonist's face on it.

Avatar image for turtlefish
#12 Posted by TurtleFish (235 posts) -

I already bought a Jeff Gerstmann Fidget Spinner (tm), so, I've already set for myself a pretty low dumb bar. :)

Avatar image for superkmx
#13 Posted by SuperKMx (24 posts) -

Arcade buttons with the team's faces on them.

I would build a Bombcade cabinet SO FAST.

Avatar image for doombot13
#14 Posted by doombot13 (338 posts) -

I would buy balloons shaped like their heads.

Avatar image for jeremyf
#15 Posted by jeremyf (396 posts) -

Slippers shaped like the cartoon bomb. Bonus points if the tongue touches the ground.

Avatar image for monkeyking1969
#16 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (7612 posts) -

To be honest I think all the shirts, hoodies, caps, and shot glasses have been done...or are being done. I wanted limited time, limited quantity stuff. Like foam sandals/flip flops with Jeffs "stern unsmiling face" on them for $30. Or, a cheap knock-off Tamaguchi, that just says Giant Bomb on it for $20. Limited time & limited run weird stuff is some of what they coudl probably do to generate more traffic in the store.

And, not to get in the middle of office politics, but why is there no GameSpot store?

Avatar image for extintor
#17 Posted by extintor (1099 posts) -

Cuff links?

Avatar image for fisk0
#18 Posted by fisk0 (6935 posts) -

A giant bomb emulator box like that soulya boy thing, but with a "curated selection" of C64 roms by Jeff and Vinny.

Avatar image for darkeyehails
#19 Posted by DarkeyeHails (596 posts) -

I would buy that bloody hockey jersey if it ever came back.

Avatar image for beachthunder
#20 Posted by BeachThunder (15157 posts) -

Gimme a Giant Bomb Magic 8 Ball.

Avatar image for rocketblast0063
#21 Posted by rocketblast0063 (324 posts) -

Hmm, hard question, I haven't bought any merch and probably never will.
But a dumb merch that I would buy?
Maybe a signed copy of Sim Golf? Jeff's signed Mister? Nahh, I don't know.

Avatar image for shindig
#22 Posted by Shindig (4950 posts) -


Avatar image for brunothethird
#23 Posted by BrunoTheThird (838 posts) -

I would buy Russian nesting dolls with the East and West crew inside the bomb, getting smaller and smaller 'til we reached a teeny Dan at the end.

Avatar image for themanwithnoplan
#24 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (7837 posts) -

Luchadeer figurine