sparky_buzzsaw

I've got a laundry list of games I just straight-up can't play due to tiny or poorly contrasting fonts. I'll try to focus on the games that I quit for other reasons....like any masochistic Souls-like...

@bladeofcreation: That sounds fantastic. Adding that to my wish list.

Idea: deep dish pizza covered in a lattice of thin strips of garlic breading like an apple pie.Oh sweet Jesus, I just invented the means of my own death.

Yesssss. I'm glad someone else on the site played this. It was one of my favorite little gems of last year and I agree with what you said. Sometimes the jokes and narrative didn't mesh, but when thos...

Neat! I'm in.

The award almost deserves to be split up into multiple categories - Shiftiest Company Move, Shiftiest Individual Move, and the What the Fuck Randy Moment of the Year.

Arcanum came immediately to mind, but if I'm honest, that's basically steampunk magic Fallout. Instead I'll say Grim Fandango, one of the most singularly unique adventure games out there and a real g...

Generally The Stand or It, but I'm also tremendously fond of Bag of Bones. It was quirky and heartfelt in some really fun ways, and felt like a breath of fresh air at the time. Of his shorter fiction...

Don't underestimate their rice and bean burritos for those times when you need to weep into your food about your life decisions and you're on a tight budget.

My biggest problem with Golf Story is the severe ramp in difficulty after the third or so course. All of a sudden putting became a crapshoot in that game with no easy indicators of the greens' runs. ...

I don't know if I've ever had a good one. I hate messy underwear.Oh.Ohhh.

Wow, what a weird coincidence. I was cleaning my apartment this week and finally, after ten years of cussing out my rat's nest of cables, I finally decided to unhook everything but my PS4 (which also...

I would buy the shit out of a Ryan Davis sombrero with a tinier sombrero underneath it.

One other note - make the skill branching fun. It was way more interesting in the spiritual predecessor Dead Island.

I really enjoyed it, but yeah, that last boss fight was shit. Also, the game could really, really use some good fast traveling. I get the traversal's supposed to be the point, but some consideration ...

Enslaved was pretty terrific and was in that newest batch. Good third person actioner/exploration game.

@aerithlives: The whole point of this thread is to help people find games, not redirect them somewhere with a shrug. If you can help, awesome!

This is a great idea for a thread this year.

Aw, that's super cool. Good on them.