Whats new since I've been gone

So I'm a sailor...been out to sea for about 6-7 months. Just wondering whats happened on GB since I've been gone. Seems like a lot has changed. Whose this Dan guy? Why are Alex and Vinny doing a bunch of stuff together? I'm not saying any of this is bad, just want to catch up is all.

Dan and Jason are the new guys. Vinny moved to New York so he and Alex got themselves a little studio there to play around with.

Well....

Alot of things have happened since you've been gone.

Dan and Jason were hired. Hilarious overblown outrage they weren't minorities blew over in like 2 days. Turns out they're pretty darn awesome.

Vinny moved to NY to be closer to his relatives. He and Alex started GiantBomb East, or BEAST. Been doing pretty good.

Once Dan and jason got into the office, and BEAST got up and running, they've been KILLING it content-wise, so theres A TON of stuff for you to watch if you got time to kill.

Man I wish I were a sailor.

The new guy forced Jeff and the others to attend a party, a... Mario Party.

Mount Your Friends is a regular feature now.

And what a glorious party it was. For us anyways.

Jeff changed his mind about Yoshi and can't stop talking about how great he is.