Wii storms the White House

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#1  Edited By oldschool
Reported by the New York Times, the Obamas will be bringing a Wii into the White House. The daughters of Barack and Michelle Obama, Malia and Sasha, received the Wii from Santa and spent time bowling while vacationing in Hawaii. It is reported that the President Elect also participated in the fun we know as Wii Sports.

In the past, President Elect Obama has stated that children should put down the video games, but perhaps this is the change we need? All we know is that there will be a Wii in the same building as the Oval Office. 

Now that the little white box of fun is in the White House, is there any place that the Wii is still to conquer?  Perhaps Congress would be more constructive if they had Wii Sport contests to decide legislative change?  Can't be any worse :)
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#2  Edited By End_Boss

There is only one flaw to this argument: the Nintendo Wii is not a gaming console.

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#3  Edited By oldschool
End_Boss said:
"There is only one flaw to this argument: the Nintendo Wii is not a gaming console."
There is only flaw to this argument: it is stupid :)
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#5  Edited By Meowayne

I dare say there have been video game consoles in the white house in the past.

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End_Boss said:
"Well boys, he called me stupid. Clearly all of my points are invalid. I'm going to go hang myself with my godawful Wiimote now."


The sooner you do it the sooner we'll be rid of your illogical reasoning and slow, dull wit!
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#7  Edited By End_Boss
Bellum said:
"End_Boss said:
"Well boys, he called me stupid. Clearly all of my points are invalid. I'm going to go hang myself with my godawful Wiimote now."


The sooner you do it the sooner we'll be rid of your illogical reasoning and slow, dull wit!"

Eh, I thought it was good. I mean, the Wiimote is godawful. Kinda' fit.
Oh yeah.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
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#8  Edited By oldschool
End_Boss said:
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Well boys, he called me stupid. Clearly all of my points are invalid. I'm going to go hang myself with my godawful Wiimote now.

"
No.  Read it properly.  I said your comment was stupid, not you, although you seem to be outing yourself there :)

At least the Wiimote is finally going to be implemented properly.  Send your plans to Ubisoft please, at least something good will come of it :)
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#9  Edited By End_Boss
oldschool said:
"End_Boss said:
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Well boys, he called me stupid. Clearly all of my points are invalid. I'm going to go hang myself with my godawful Wiimote now.

"
No.  Read it properly.  I said your comment was stupid, not you, although you seem to be outing yourself there :)

At least the Wiimote is finally going to be implemented properly.  Send your plans to Ubisoft please, at least something good will come of it :)
"

I knew you were going to go for that nitpick. Oh well, guess its my fault for giving you the fodder.

Implemented properly? Oh, no no no. See, that implies that that piece of "hardware" serves a purpose to begin with, and that people just haven't figured out what it is. The only purpose an essentially broken piece of hardware like that serves is mediocre paperweight. I really hope your plan is not to defend the Wiimote.
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#10  Edited By oldschool

Oh End Boss, are you really that bored?  

Oh, and Gamespot called, they want their troll back :)
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#11  Edited By Hamz

Hey guys, guess what Santa brought me?.....a new Troll Slaying Hammer!

Behave!

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I don't have a Wii myself. The only games I've played with the wiimote are those cheap party games that come with the machine. In that application, it works quite well. I am interested to see how it works in games like Mario Galaxy and Metroid.

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#13  Edited By End_Boss
oldschool said:
"Oh End Boss, are you really that bored?  
Oh, and Gamespot called, they want their troll back :)
"
I'm a college student.
Of course I'm that bored. =P

And I belonged to 1UP, not G-Spot. =(
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#14  Edited By oldschool
Hamz said:
"Hey guys, guess what Santa brought me?.....a new Troll Slaying Hammer!

Behave!"
Pics please.
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oldschool said:
"Hamz said:
"Hey guys, guess what Santa brought me?.....a new Troll Slaying Hammer!

Behave!"
Pics please."
Preferably nude.
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#16  Edited By Red

Let's send her some good games through the mail: like No More Heroes so that she'll be turned into a killing machine and then decide to go to Iraq and fix the problems over there.

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#17  Edited By Geno

It's a good start I guess.

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#18  Edited By Death_Unicorn

^^
Win.

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#19  Edited By eternalmatt
oldschool said:
"Oh End Boss, are you really that bored?  
Oh, and Gamespot called, they want their troll back :)"
I laughed out loud.  How I'll never miss you, system wars.
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#20  Edited By randiolo
End_Boss said:
"There is only one flaw to this argument: the Nintendo Wii is not a gaming console."
thats right.. the iphone is
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#21  Edited By pause422

There's been a console in the white house before......

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#22  Edited By E_rock

Now if only I could find a god damn wii to buy for my girl's house...  wtf nintendo make more!

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#23  Edited By destro

who gives a flying fuck

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#24  Edited By oldschool
E_rock said:
"Now if only I could find a god damn wii to buy for my girl's house...  wtf nintendo make more!"
I bet Barack didn't have to wait in line at EB Games and perhaps go on a waiting list to get the Wii.  The perks of being the Pres :)
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#25  Edited By Endogene
oldschool said:
"E_rock said:
"Now if only I could find a god damn wii to buy for my girl's house...  wtf nintendo make more!"
I bet Barack didn't have to wait in line at EB Games and perhaps go on a waiting list to get the Wii.  The perks of being the Pres :)"
Neither did I, i feel important ^^
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#26  Edited By oldschool
destro said:
"who gives a flying fuck"
That girl I met on my last flight to America :)  Mile high!
It was legen .. wait for it ..... hope you aren't lactose intolerant .....dary!