you cast Bufu like it aint no thang.
You know you are a Giant Bomb fan when...
You watch every episode of an endurance run...then go buy the game that's featured in it and beat it on your own.
When you watch a Video of Ryan going to the and making Beatle puns and create/submit puns to a thread on Beatles puns,
When you submit something to the Photoshop thread.
The Hamburger forum is on your preference list.
You are on the site when you are at work...
I am going to stop now.
You visit the site every 10 minutes and when you don't you feel as if someone had shot your son, then you realise that is the truth and the person behind it was Jeff because he knew that you hadn't visited. So every day he makes you visit the site 144 times a day, and you wonder to yourself if life is fair anymore without your son and a person you haven't really met before is making you visit the site you love 144 times a day. So you eventually look down the barrel of a 45. and wuss out because your daughter is staring at you. Days get longer and longer, and BAM! next thing you know you're in your shower ready to kick the bucket you're standing on and you have a noose wrapped around your neck, waiting for someone to stop you but no one does. Five hours later your seven kids scream at you for dinner and then you give up and take the noose off. Suddenly you realise that you had missed 31 times to go on to Giant Bomb, you then race to your iMac and go to the site and see Luchadeer saying goodbye to you. Slowly a faint knock becomes apparent and Jeff, Ryan and Brad are standing over you with axes. You grab the axe off of Brad and turn it on yourself, Ryan looks at you and slowly laughs, he then tries to give you a hi-five but you don't understand it was a joke and you force the axe to your head. Jeff steals your wife and Ryan pisses on one of your children. True story.
You see a cool game on the shelf at a store and think....hmmm i better go watch a quick look first. ps. WTF ^^^^
oh and you call people duders.
" You see a cool game on the shelf at a store and think....hmmm i better go watch a quick look first. ps. WTF ^^^^ oh and you call people duders. "LOL
" @TwoOneFive said:lmao that was insane. you know you are a giantbomb fan when you write something like that holy shit" You see a cool game on the shelf at a store and think....hmmm i better go watch a quick look first. ps. WTF ^^^^ oh and you call people duders. "LOL "
You impregnate a girl with quintuplets so you can call them Vinny, Jeff, Ryan, Brad and Charlie Tuna.
" you use the phrase "baddest assest" in a sentence. "Hell Yes. Every time i say it people look at me weird and ask, "Baddest Assest?"
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