Are the Burger King and Dairy Queen married?

There are so many food joints named after people, and it makes me wonder if the burger King and Dairy Queen are married?  If so did they have Children? (Wendy, Arby, Popeye, Ronald McDonald?)

Debate!

So you are saying that KFC is the Parent (parents?) of Dairy Queen and Burger King?

Nope. The Burger King is married to the Burger Queen, and the Dairy Queen is married to the Dairy King. Plain and simple. But off the record, they are messing around.

Cute. 

Wendy is the red headed step child.

Hmmm, the Cournel (no idea how to spell it, sorry) Could be an old king?

Yup, and Prince is their son.

The singer, Prince.

No wait KFC is married to Chik-Fil-A and its kid is Churches Chicken.

Highly doubt that they're married.

Not married, but they have a max social link rank.

I'm pretty sure the Burger King got married to the King of all Cosmos in Massachusetts last year...

ha, funny stuff. i never really thought about that.

No, they are playing card characters, and I think we all know who would be the Jack (in the box)

I'm just waiting for the guy who says:

"Taco Bell Cuts the Grass"

well he does.

They much hate each other if they are.

Rumor has it the king was seen "Sneak King" around with a Sonic car hop!


And no.  They don't hang out at the Pizza Hut.  They hang out at White Castle with Harold and Kumar.

I thought they got divorced

The Burger King and Dairy Queen are setting up their first-borns (Wendy and Jack-In-The-Box) for marriage so that their forces will merge.  Under the leadership of Colonel Sanders, the Burger-Dairy empire plan to march on the McDonald's/Taco Bell alliance.

Well, this video should explain absolutely nothing but is funny nonetheless:

I do not know, but that's an interesting theory.

Ever wonder why the Dairy Queen never had any children?  She was married to Mr. Softee.

I'm guessing McDowell's is the uncle no one ever talks about...he's the black sheep of the family.

i like the way you guys think.