Chat with Strangers?

You: o__O

You: Nope

You: Oh

You: nope

You: like videogames?

You: ever been to giantbomb dot com?

You: Yeah, probably true.

You: Good site

You: that's how I heard of this one

You: Ah, that's where the guy got it from

You: hi

You: my lipgloss is poppin

You: is yours?

You: um

You: what are you saying

You: Well, we kinda just met

You: I said hi didn't I

You: I haven't gone!

You: O o
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You: hi

You: Um

You: wit?

You: Do you fire lazars too?

You: OH

You: I got man version of those

You: Yeah,

You: I know what you mean

You: they always leave them out there

You: Like, they want you to see

You: but get angry when you do

You: it's like, some twisted stuff

You: Nah, I know your type

You: plenty of them

You: No problem

You: hi

You: LISTEN TO OMEGLE

You: YOU'RE NOW CHATTING WITH A RANDOM STRANGER. SAY HI!

You: SAY HI BACK

You: DON'T DO THIS TO ME

You: /////

You: </3

You: OMGHS

You: someones talking to me

You: !!!

You: um...

You: I'm horny as fuck

You: Oh

You: I thought you were someone else

You: Guy

You: :(

You: Nopes

You: I'm american

You: PROUD OF IT

You: OK

You: some do, some don't.

You: It's hard

You: we let our people be free

You: free to choose their own paths

You: even if those paths don't lead down a path of god

You: I know, it's bull man

You: When I take over the US, I wanted to in state that

You: I want to make sure everyone prays to the Greek gods

You: they are the only ones that matter

You: They are the true gods.

You: I must show my fellow americans that this is true

You: Thank you, you're a good... easterner

You: Yeah

You: I must go off now, cya

You: O o
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You: Not much good sir.

You: The far west of the Americas.

You: OI

You: I know some British chaps.

You: Me too, I wear some made of roadrunner skin.

You: That's too bad. =/

You: Nah, not me.

You: The feds are on me apparently.

You: I have no idea why, but that's what I was told.

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You: My back itches.

You: O__O

You: I'll scratch it

You: you know..

You: If you need help..

You: with that sort of thing...

You: >___>;;;;;;;

You: Need pix first

You: 19.

You: http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/brad_pitt.jpg

You: O o
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You: I farted

You: WAFT IN MY FUMES!

You: it smells nice

You: :/

You: WHAT

You: ?

You: not exactly

You: more like chicken parmesean

You: or something cheesy

You: like Macaroni and Cheese

You: chicken parm is an aphrodesiac for some people

You: I get boners whenever my mother cooks it, and the conversation at the table gets awkward

You: like "Son, why are you erect?"

You: that explains why she hasn't cooked it in a while...

You: though it's my favorite meal

You: I add the chicken bones myself, if you catch my meaning

You: girlfriend? isn't that what I'm here for?

You: I stick my penis in the chicken parm

You: I don't know

You: I was just going to use it for that

You: or raping

You: either one

You: like, meet somewhere

You: take them to an alleyway

You: you know...

You: rape

You: but I'm being completely honest with you

You: :D

You: 'cause I like you

You: just don't turn me in, okay?

You: OH WAIT

You: You can't!

You: because I'm a stranger

You: are you a guy or a girl?

You: meet in an alley?

You: no, everyone on the internet is serious

You: no lies

You: oh, well, will you cook me chicken parmesean?

You: or can we meet in an italian restaurant?

You: I WOULD KEEP IT INSIDE

You: JUST FOR YOU

You: that's how you know I care

You: I keep it in my pants while eating chicken parm

You: I know, right?

You: nobody is ever impressed

You: so when they leave I whip it out and get all the pleasure I can

You: it's kinda lonely :(

You: I know, right?

You: you complete me! like the chicken to my marinara sauce

You: or the chicken parm to my chicken bone

You: oh, it always it

You: is

You: but that's half the fun!

You: the smell of the chicken, the act of it

You: you know...

You: the whole environment

You: THE MARINARA

You: THE CHEESE

You: THE CHICKEN

You: MY BONE!

You: it all blends

You: to make this perfect dish

You: my penis is the secret ingredient

You: also, it's the bone

You: we should meet up sometime

You: in an alley

You: なぜこんにちは！

You: 私はフードを犬にレンガがある！

You: Liek shoop da whoop?

You: Hello

You: Can you SEE?!

You: OMG YOUR BLIND?!

You: I CAN TYPE IN MORSE

You: DON't WORRy

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You: Hi.

You: Let's get right into this.

You: I'm a 24 year old male.

You: Living in the east coast of America.

You: I like blondes, don't care about boobs.

You: I want three children.

You: OMG!
EVERY TIME!

You: JAYGE?!

You: Hey whats crackin'

You: Cant say the same for you!

You: ZING

You: Greetings

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You: yo bitch

You: where my money?

You: *slap*

You: where my money, bitch?

You: WHERE MY MONEY?

You: FUCK I TOLD YOU TO GET IT TO ME LAST WEEK

You: fuck!

You: my number? you should know it!

You: my name is Pimp McFly

You: my numba is 435 909 8284

You: PIMP MCFLY DONT NEVA GET CAUGHT

You: ELLO GOVNOR

You: O o
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You: I accidentally a bag of pringles once

You: That's a dumb name

You: hahahahaha

You: You're a liar!

You: And a thief!

You: Ladybugs...

You: can't all be ladies..

You: that would make them like..

You: a sexual or something..

You: Um.

You: I'm...uh...

You: not human

You: oh..

You: I'm quite the bleeder

You: surgery's not a great option

You: What about, oxycotton

You: Oh

You: I'm the Master of Penguins, Zell.

You: I lead a large army of penguins.

You: It's hard being a leader.

You: Even an authoritarian one.

You: No.

You: ..

You: Alright.

You: O o
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You: FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

You: Hello friendbrother

You: O werr?

You: I'm an authoritarian leader of penguins.

You: I don't know if you know of the Metroid or MegaMan games

You: but my penguins have a similar arm blaster

You: Oh.

You: That's good.

You: I'm going to dominate the world some day.

You: Better watch out for me. Hahahaha.

You: Excuse me?

You: you wanna fight?

You: I'll take you anyday

You: wow wow wow

You: you challenged me

You: what on earth?

You: Yeah.. guess it is

You: Maybe we're on Jupiter?

You: Damn!

You: I just had one of those!

You: Think I sold my space suit too

You: *sigh* Damn air is hard to breathe here

You: This is so true

You: Roflz

You: Just fine..you?

You: Waiting on shit sucks, I do that all the time too

You: Well....

You: Damn

You: Rather quiete huh?

You: Hah. No, no they didn't

You: 21

You: You?

You: Not bad.. how much longer?

You: Not bad... it'll be fun for a few weeks, then you realize its not all that its cracked up to be :-p

You: Haha

You: Always get to do the beer runs... so fun

You: Yeah not bad

You: Best is at like 7 am though, when you haven't slept yet :-p

You: How'd that work out for ya?

You: Haha yeah, yeah tell me about lol

You: That's true

You: Well man.. take it easy.. i'm out

You: yo fitty jump over dat big ass ramp

You: no answer

You: o fuck water

You: its a flood fuck

You: when did this happen

You: fuck im gonna die come save me

You: holy shit skynet

You: the terminators are coming

You: what are we gonna do batman

You: yes

You: fly

You: what are u fuckin stupid

You: they can fly too

You: they will kill us all

You: no

You: u must try agin

You: i suck at spelling

You: u

You: wat do u suck at

You: ?

You: supermegadeathchrist

You: over 9000

You: mabey

You: i love them balls

You: the fox sells me leaves that i put on my leg

You: or smoke

You: their good leaves

You: u can get them from funky student to

You: tell me your secrets

You: good good

You: YES

You: tell me more

You: dont stop

You: so..

You: CLOSE

You: UNGHHNNG UHHH

You: I do >_>

You: Ello

You: No.

You: ENGLISH

You: THIS IS AMERICA

You: There ya go- wait a minute

You: that's not nice words

You: we african americans get offended when you say that

You: France sucks

You: hasn't won a war in centuries

You: pansies

You: Get back on top noobs

You: Oo, clever, stupid french can't make good jokes

You: how about you leave first, as show of surrender once again

You: fail some more france

You: nothing new

You: you can do it

You: leave

You: comon you know you're going to

You: coward

You: Leave this chat

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You: LEAVE

You: Run from another fight

You: good rep of your country

You: That's right.

You: You shut right up/

You: good at this failing thing, aren't you frenchie

You: Speak english noob

You: the good language

You: don't hide behind your crap language

You: Stop translating phases in google translater noob

You: wow you fail

You: wow so dumb so dumb so dumb

You: hi

You: it ok, given the circumsatance

You: i havent thought about it

You: no u

You: have u had one?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is hilarious.

You: Sup.

You: Just chillin.

You: Bout to go shower.

You: Yeah.

You: You?

You: Giantbomb.com

You: It's a great one.

You: Good site.

You: Yeah, it's cool when people from all around the industry meet.

You: It's like the justice league

You: Yeah

You: No, too young.

You: Just a fan.

You: I have good ideas, but I doubt I could get them done.

You: Yeah.

You: Yeah, I suppose I could start there.

You: But, I don't want to really design... I guess that's what I'd have to do but...

You: I want to be a guy, who just walks into a room says their idea, and over sees that things work.

You: Yeah.

You: That's cool.

You: that's pretty sweet.

You: Oh, never heard of it.

You: Trauma Center is what you're talking about though.

You: That's kinda cool.

You: Yeah, cya.

You: I will.

You: Thanks.

You: Popularity leads to intimacy.

You: You heard me.

You: Yes.

You: That's deep, man.

You: I feel like we're all slaves inside our own worlds.

You: Before you know it, we'll all be programeed by the government.

You: Nanomachines controlling everything.

You: Proxy wars being fought through proxy battles.

You: It should.

You: It's a reality.

You: Before you know it, countries will be cloning soldiers to fight their battles.

You: And when there is no cost to war, what's the point of not fighting?

You: You shouldn't

You: Hey, that too.

You: Will do.

You: They found the answers themselves.

You: That's the problem.

You: We have all the answers at our fingertips.

You: Hell, I don't even understand how the internet works. How could I explain that to someone who didn't know any better?

You: Maybe we are ants.

You: Maybe someone else looks down on us at ants at this very moments

You: Our exsistence means nothing.

You: There could be billions of other races just like us scattered throughout the universe

You: trillions, even

You: We may know how the Earth works but we have little to no understanding of the universe

You: No, I have never taken a physics class.

You: We just accept some things as facts of life and we don't really care what they are or where they came from.

You: Giant Bomb.com

You: 15

You: Yeah

You: Of course.

You: Alright, it's 1:30 in the morning now. I have school in the morning. I should get going.

You: Nice talking to you.

You: See ya

You: Who are you and how did you get inside my PC?

You: Never gonna give you up