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Posted by DespoticDave (129 posts) -

Wow, its been a long time since I posted anything on this website. Anyway, I will try to keep this short and sweet. I'm looking for some roommates to share a duplex with me in Agawam, MA. I have some other people interested, but I figure what better roommates than other giant bombers. I realize the chances of finding someone are very slim here, but why not give it a shot. Hell, maybe I'll actually be more active in the giant bomb community this time around.

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#1 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

Sorry, I live in Tennessee. Far from MA.

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#2 Posted by Seedofpower (4059 posts) -

I'm as deep in the south as it gets, so no sorry duder.

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#3 Edited by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

The Moon is quite far away from the Bay State.

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#4 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@video_game_king: I would like to live on the moon... but I'm too busy studying these humans. Do you think I'm wasting my time?

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#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

I'm too busy studying these humans.

You mean you're not? Then what are you, exactly?

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#6 Posted by DieselDave (31 posts) -
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#7 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@tireyo643 said:

I'm too busy studying these humans.

You mean you're not? Then what are you, exactly?

An alien, that's all I'm going to tell you! Aliens don't reveal what they really are exactly. You should know that!

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#8 Posted by Darson (529 posts) -
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#10 Edited by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

I'm from the South Shore otherwise I might be interested.

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#11 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@video_game_king said:

@tireyo643 said:

I'm too busy studying these humans.

You mean you're not? Then what are you, exactly?

An alien, that's all I'm going to tell you! Aliens don't reveal what they really are exactly. You should know that!

Now kiss.

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#12 Posted by CornBREDX (7198 posts) -

This isn't a blog. I feel jipped.

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#13 Edited by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@tireyo643 said:

@video_game_king said:

@tireyo643 said:

I'm too busy studying these humans.

You mean you're not? Then what are you, exactly?

An alien, that's all I'm going to tell you! Aliens don't reveal what they really are exactly. You should know that!

Now kiss.

But... I don't have a mouth. -_- You humans get stranger each and every day.

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#15 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -

Are you a cop?

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#16 Posted by Firepaw (3053 posts) -

Nope, next question.

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#17 Posted by pyromagnestir (4452 posts) -
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#18 Edited by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

@video_game_king said:

Tell me about it. Why do all their bedrooms tend to have windows in them? It feels intrusive and extravagant.

People need to know when I'm naked, lest they come knocking on my door. That's why!

My guess is that you like being a pervert, or turn others that look at you through a window into perverts. That's pretty common in your species, so don't feel too bad if that offends you.

VGK: Your guess is as good as mine.

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#19 Posted by pyromagnestir (4452 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

@video_game_king said:

Tell me about it. Why do all their bedrooms tend to have windows in them? It feels intrusive and extravagant.

People need to know when I'm naked, lest they come knocking on my door. That's why!

My guess is that you like being a pervert, or turn others that look at you through a window into perverts. That's pretty common in your species, so don't feel too bad if that offends you.

No, I just want people to be able to determine at a glance whether I am interested in receiving guests or not.

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#20 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@tireyo643 said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@video_game_king said:

Tell me about it. Why do all their bedrooms tend to have windows in them? It feels intrusive and extravagant.

People need to know when I'm naked, lest they come knocking on my door. That's why!

My guess is that you like being a pervert, or turn others that look at you through a window into perverts. That's pretty common in your species, so don't feel too bad if that offends you.

No, I just want people to be able to determine at a glance whether I am interested in receiving guests or not.

Why would they want to glance at you naked in order for them to determine you're ready in receiving guests or not? Just block out your window! It's a win-win situation as to whether you want or don't want guests over.

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#21 Posted by pyromagnestir (4452 posts) -

@tireyo643:

Who cares what other people want? It gets the job done.

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#22 Posted by DespoticDave (129 posts) -

I'm not really sure how I feel about these responses. Anyway, it's legit, and if anyone is interested, here's a link to my Craigslist post.

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/roo/3822853466.html

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#23 Posted by MistaSparkle (2285 posts) -

After watching the Five-Year Engagement I kind of want to move to Michigan. Michigan is not Massachusetts, but it does start with an M. Class dismissed.

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#24 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

@pyromagnestir: This now calls for extensive investigation. Thanks earthling!