Yes. I have guns. Don't tell anybody. Actually, hundreds of them. My basement is aflood with rigid steel. Thousands of them. I wade down into the darkness every night at midnight, I feel myself absorbed ineluctably in the radiating frigid virility - the wall is a network of muzzles, the floor a swamp, my wrists manacled in triggers, and I writhe amongst the cold steel, until I...snap!! Kabloom!! Like a thousand Catherine wheels blazing in a blank sky, they caress me soft, a million protrusions of perfect steel...and I sleep calmly in the dead silence, the hot afterglow of our passion, and dream....
Oh wait, they're illegal here. Nah I don't have any guns.
I fired a M1 before, when I was like 15. A friend and I blew some old stuffed animals to hell with that and an Uzi. It was pretty much the furst gun I ever fired. Great gun.
I keep 2 rifles, and 1 Beretta. @jackbag said:
" I have an old NES Zapper in my basement. "
This. I keep one by my seat in my den, for when the shit hits.
A Colt .45 1911 for target and fun shooting. A .45 Glock for when I conceal/carry because its fairly small and fits well in a ankle or paddle holster. Also a 12 gauge Remington Express for waterfowl and deer season because we are restricted to shotguns here. But when I go out west to hunt Elk I take a custom made 25.06 rifle with a 10 power scope. It does the trick.
That's a very dangerous place to store a cannon. Aren't you afraid of it going off and blowing up your penis and or testicles? EDIT:I only have a knife that belonged to my grandfather. I really enjoyed archery when we did it in High School, and I have always wanted to get a bow and arrow to practice with. One of the benefits of living in the country with big open fields is you never have to hunt for a spot to practice your shot. I have zero interest in going hunting with it, just learning the skill of archery.
That's a very dangerous place to store a cannon. Aren't you afraid of it going off and blowing up your penis and or testicles? EDIT:I only have a knife that belonged to my grandfather. I really enjoyed archery when we did it in High School, and I have always wanted to get a bow and arrow to practice with. One of the benefits of living in the country with big open fields is you never have to hunt for a spot to practice your shot. I have zero interest in going hunting with it, just learning the skill of archery. "
what kind of bows appeal to you the most? them composite bows look mighty complicated!
" Yes. I have guns. Don't tell anybody. Actually, hundreds of them. My basement is aflood with rigid steel. Thousands of them. I wade down into the darkness every night at midnight, I feel myself absorbed ineluctably in the radiating frigid virility - the wall is a network of muzzles, the floor a swamp, my wrists manacled in triggers, and I writhe amongst the cold steel, until I...snap!! Kabloom!! Like a thousand Catherine wheels blazing in a blank sky, they caress me soft, a million protrusions of perfect steel...and I sleep calmly in the dead silence, the hot afterglow of our passion, and dream.... Oh wait, they're illegal here. Nah I don't have any guns. "
I do not. Wouldn't mind getting one for protection. I do have a fairly convincing airsoft gun. But if I were awoken to the sound of someone breaking into my place I would go for my baseball bat first.
That's a very dangerous place to store a cannon. Aren't you afraid of it going off and blowing up your penis and or testicles? EDIT:I only have a knife that belonged to my grandfather. I really enjoyed archery when we did it in High School, and I have always wanted to get a bow and arrow to practice with. One of the benefits of living in the country with big open fields is you never have to hunt for a spot to practice your shot. I have zero interest in going hunting with it, just learning the skill of archery. "
what kind of bows appeal to you the most? them composite bows look mighty complicated! "
I would like one of those basic classic bow's. Composite bows do too much of the work for you, and just something about learning a defensive skill with something that could theoretically be made out of a stick and string is very appealing. If stories like Star Wars and Rambo taught us anything, it's that a good bow and arrow in the right hands can be deadly.
When we did archery in High School we used a heavy plastic version of this kind of bow to the right, and I rather liked it. If I was going to buy one though I would like something made out a a sturdy material like fiberglass, metal and hard woods.
" i heard if you spin the revolving chamber part of a revolver and pull the trigger while it's still spinning it autofires like a gatling gun "
Lol, no. The mechanism doesn't work that way. On the outside chance that you had a modified revolver that could spin freely while in battery, it would only fire, perhaps, once. And that's assuming that the chambered round was in perfect alignment with the barrel when the firing pin strikes the primer. Anything else would blow up in your face. It would be very dangerous to have the cylinder that loose...
Also, if you want to see some fast revolver shooting, look up Jerry Miculik
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