Early xmas present

I can't wait to get my hands on this minibeam; this is my parents xmas present for me. I'm such a lucky lucky girl. I'ma host movie nights in my college dorm soon

Frankly I'd keep the $700 and spend it on something, you know, not dumb. I mean movie nights? Buy a cheap TV and spend the rest on games.

Are you a bot? Is this spam? Where are my keys?

I'm going to go ahead and lock this down as Youtube spam, but it's possible this is just full blown spam. I can't tell if you're a person genuinely excited about this, or if you're someone trying to sell a product.