Family Man: Conversations With My Step-Daughter While Gaming

On Red Dead Redemption after an instanced encounter involving a woman luring the player to a broken down stage coach that results in an ambush.
Her: Why did you shoot those men?
Me: Because he was a bad men that were going to rob me.
Her: Why did you tie up that woman and leave her?
Me: She tried to trick me and she needed to be taught a lesson.
Her: Why did you drop bait by her then?
Me: Mountain Cats are excellent teachers.
 
On playing Guitar Hero: World Tour in which she plays drums on Easy.
Her: Let's play (No Doubt) Spiderwebs!
Me: Are you sure? There's a lot of drumming in that...
Her: Yeah!
* During the song *
Her: I'm tired! There's too much drumming!
Me: What would Gwen Stefani think?
Her: *Grumble* (keeps drumming).
 
On Castle Crashers.
Her: They're so cute! CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!
 
On Darksiders.
Her: I like it when you throw cars at people. Throw more cars!
 
Her playing Scribblenauts.
Her: Santa killed the hobo! Stab the hobo, Santa!
 
*Updated*
On GTA IV .
Her: Where are you?
Me: I'm in a sauna.
Her: Oh. Why's that guy in a towel ?
Me: Well sauna's are really hot so you usually sit around in a towel.
Her: So why is you're guy fully THAT MAN'S PENIS IS SHOWING! Why is that man's penis showing!
Me: I DON'T KNOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Her: Hahaha Mom <me> is playing video games where men look at each other penises!
Me: <facepalm>
*PS I was avoiding spoilers so I didn't know that GTAIV had man bits in it.
 
*Updated #2*
On Prototype.
Her: What would happen if you picked up someone, climbed up a really tall building and then threw then off?
Me: I imagine that they'd die.
Her: <pause> Maybe you should find out.

On Red Dead Redemption after an instanced encounter involving a woman luring the player to a broken down stage coach that results in an ambush.
Her: Why did you shoot those men?
Me: Because he was a bad men that were going to rob me.
Her: Why did you tie up that woman and leave her?
Me: She tried to trick me and she needed to be taught a lesson.
Her: Why did you drop bait by her then?
Me: Mountain Cats are excellent teachers.
 
On playing Guitar Hero: World Tour in which she plays drums on Easy.
Her: Let's play (No Doubt) Spiderwebs!
Me: Are you sure? There's a lot of drumming in that...
Her: Yeah!
* During the song *
Her: I'm tired! There's too much drumming!
Me: What would Gwen Stefani think?
Her: *Grumble* (keeps drumming).
 
On Castle Crashers.
Her: They're so cute! CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!
 
On Darksiders.
Her: I like it when you throw cars at people. Throw more cars!
 
Her playing Scribblenauts.
Her: Santa killed the hobo! Stab the hobo, Santa!
 
*Updated*
On GTA IV .
Her: Where are you?
Me: I'm in a sauna.
Her: Oh. Why's that guy in a towel ?
Me: Well sauna's are really hot so you usually sit around in a towel.
Her: So why is you're guy fully THAT MAN'S PENIS IS SHOWING! Why is that man's penis showing!
Me: I DON'T KNOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Her: Hahaha Mom <me> is playing video games where men look at each other penises!
Me: <facepalm>
*PS I was avoiding spoilers so I didn't know that GTAIV had man bits in it.
 
*Updated #2*
On Prototype.
Her: What would happen if you picked up someone, climbed up a really tall building and then threw then off?
Me: I imagine that they'd die.
Her: <pause> Maybe you should find out.

Wll this is a lovely thread.  Makes a nice change.  Good job.

indeed. quite cute :)

"Her: I'm tired! There's too much drumming!
Me: What would Gwen Stefani think?
Her: *Grumble* (keeps drumming)."

Life lessons learned early. That is some quality time right there.

omg this is amazing lol

Haha, how old is she?

Hahaha awesome

" On Red Dead Redemption after an instanced encounter involving a woman luring the player to a broken down stage coach that results in an ambush.
Her: Why did you shoot those men?
Me: Because he was a bad men that were going to rob me.
Her: Why did you tie up that woman and leave her?
Me: She tried to trick me and she needed to be taught a lesson.
Her: Why did you drop bait by her then?
Me: Mountain Cats are excellent teachers.
 
On playing Guitar Hero: World Tour in which she plays drums on Easy.
Her: Let's play (No Doubt) Spiderwebs!
Me: Are you sure? There's a lot of drumming in that...
Her: Yeah!
* During the song *
Her: I'm tired! There's too much drumming!
Me: What would Gwen Stefani think?
Her: *Grumble* (keeps drumming).
 
On Castle Crashers.
Her: They're so cute! CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!
 
On Darksiders.
Her: I like it when you throw cars at people. Throw more cars!
 
Her playing Scribblenauts.
Her: Santa killed the hobo! Stab the hobo, Santa!
 
*Updated*
On GTA IV . Her: Where are you? Me: I'm in a sauna. Her: Oh. Why's that guy in a towel ? Me: Well sauna's are really hot so you usually sit around in a towel. Her: So why is you're guy fully THAT MAN'S PENIS IS SHOWING! Why is that man's penis showing! Me: I DON'T KNOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!! Her: Hahaha Mom <me> is playing video games where men look at each other penises! Me: <facepalm> *PS I was avoiding spoilers so I didn't know that GTAIV had man bits in it. "

Stab the hobo, Santa!

Funny stuff dude

Hilarious! 

Very funny. You should do these more often.

The GTA IV conversation was great. And because I never get a chance to say this in context: loldongs

I always enjoy explaining Fallout 3 to my father, "So why are you collecting fingers?" 

MY friend's mother: (on the openeing mission of Cod4, having just watched her son shoot a sleeping man): Why are these games so violent? 
My friend: He started it. 

Man thats sounds poor to some of the gems you posted

"Maybe you should find out" 
 
Awesome. Keep us updated with more hilarious father/daughter bonding.

For some reason I read all of that in a Russian accent in mind.
 
Weird.

" Haha, how old is she? "

Way to mold the mind of a minor!

Textbook example on how to raise children!