FBI classifies ICP fans as a gang

Yeah, so I guess the FBI thinks them Juggalos are up to no good. I'm not entirely sure if this is hilarious or stupid, it may be both. Does failure to accept magnetism as a natural occurrence count as criminal behaviour? Will hard working clowns be arrested for wearing gang colours? Who can say. I REALLY hope this ends with a bunch of riot cops turning up at the gathering of the Juggalos under the auspices of breaking up suspected gang activity. Actually, does the gathering even happen anymore?

Who the hell ar icp

I believe the FBI classified Straight Edge as a gang as well, which makes even less sense. But whatever, I'm all for Juggalos getting shit on in general by the rest of the world.

@Dagbiker: Insane Clown Posse

@familyphotoshoot said:

But whatever, I'm all for Juggalos getting shit on in general by the rest of the world.

This.

@Bocam: A band correct?

I hate their music :P

That was fucking amazing. I can't believe the times we live in.

@familyphotoshoot said:

I believe the FBI classified Straight Edge as a gang as well, which makes even less sense. But whatever, I'm all for Juggalos getting shit on in general by the rest of the world.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

So what you're saying is the FBI is not "down with the clown"?

They have some pretty good reason to. Obviously, not everyone that likes ICP is part of a gang, but there have been some Juggalos that have done some messed up shit, and whether or not they were already officially classified as such, the FBI has been watching them for awhile.

Fucking lul at the topic.@Nentisys said:

@familyphotoshoot said:

But whatever, I'm all for Juggalos getting shit on in general by the rest of the world.

This.

That.

Yeah, I'm ok with this.

"Fans of the Insane Clown Posse have called themselves Juggalos for more than two decades, developing a reputation for face-paint, Faygo soda, and a scepticism toward magnets." 
 
This made me laugh so hard.

The only thing Juggalos pose an immediate threat to is the Sbarro in the food court at the mall.

Hey if wanting to go to the Fresh-Assed Comedy Tent means I'm in a gang, then I guess I'm in a gang.

Who the hell ar icp

this isn't exactly new news. my friends in law enforcement told me about this 3 years ago. you'll also be considered apart of a gang if you have your area code tattooed somewhere on your body. it's stupid but whatever. as for juggalos, they're white trailer park trash. i laugh at them whenever i see them wearing paint outside of the trailer park.

I don't know if I could approve more. Every time I'm forced to hear about the Juggalos they do some pretty messed up shit, and the joke that people listen to them got old a while ago.

Just google gathering of the juggalos photos and check out the various articles with albums. You'll see why they're loathed.

Haha, ya I just read through the 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment at work last week and as soon as I saw that I started busting out laughing. Unfortunately, none of my co-workers at the time even understood the hilarity of it. Of course their crimes that were reported were basically any crime that randomly breaks out in a trailer park.

Wait, so, a group of people who dress the same, act the same, have mottos and creeds, whose icon is a man with a machete, and who groups of them have been caught doing awful things innumerable times are classified as a gang?

FASCIST PIGS, etc.

I present to you: American Juggalo

It's actually a pretty brilliant little flm. Warning: it's super vulgar and... yeah. Not for kids.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Dagbiker said:

Who the hell ar icp

If only the rest of use could live in such blissful ignorance. Granted, it would cost us our ability to spell, but who wouldn't at least consider that sacrifice?

+100 I laughed heartily.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh WOW. I feel bad for the honest-to-Jeebus decent Juggalos I know (yeah, there are actually upstanding citizens of normal-to-high intelligence who just happen to really, really like the folks at Psychopathic Records), but the "woop woop faygo lol mcl" crowd deserves it.

That's pretty funny, but I guess the FBI have a history of messing with any gathering of people seen as threatening to their beliefs be it black people who wanted equality, freaks and who wanted their dope, or these clowns who want... gee I don't even know. To listen to their weird music and drink Faygo in peace, I guess. And similarly all three groups have had militant members who caused trouble for everyone, but especially for their groups.

What, am I right in thinking you can be arrested for wearing certain colours of fabric?, lol. America, land of the free, as long as you don't wear blue and red like them crips.

I used to think that was dumb, now, I look at many of the juggalos I see and I would really rather not have them in my house.

@Contro said:

What, am I right in thinking you can be arrested for wearing certain colours of fabric?, lol. America, land of the free, as long as you don't wear blue and red like them crips.

That's not what it means at all.

@BoG: WOOT WOOT! Sorry, the film is cracking me up.

@huntad: It's actually Woop Woop.

@Mmmslash: Sorry if I offended any Juggalos. :(

@RobertOrri:

Not trying to offend any members of the..group..

But why, why the hell do you feel the need to wear clown face paint!?

Be a professional clown!

At least you get paid for it.

@Mmmslash said:

@Contro said:

What, am I right in thinking you can be arrested for wearing certain colours of fabric?, lol. America, land of the free, as long as you don't wear blue and red like them crips.

That's not what it means at all.

I understand it perfectly, I was querying this sentence by the OP which suggests you can be arrested in America for wearing certain shades of fabric.

"Will hard working clowns be arrested for wearing gang colours?"

I've just looked into it to find it's true, which is hilarious. Whatever next I wonder, It sounds like yet another law ripe for abuse in America.

IM SORRY, BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO ICP YOU DESERVE TO BE BITCH SLAPPED.

IM SORRY, BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO ICP YOU DESERVE TO BE BITCH SLAPPED.

It's only a matter of time before Fiends, Maggots, and Gleeks are in the same category.

@RobertOrri said:

Just google gathering of the juggalos photos and check out the various articles with albums. You'll see why they're loathed.

Wait, you mean to tell me that people who enjoy the music of a band and prefer to live a similar lifestyle...as well as practice the freedoms and rights of any living individual...are loathed? That's a fucking shame.

Look, I'm no Juggalo by any stretch of the imagination, nor do I care for their music. At the same time, I don't give a shit what they do. As long as they aren't stepping on anyone else's rights, which it doesn't seem like they are necessarily, then whatever. Let them fuck in the woods and listen to shitty rap all they want.

@laserbolts said:

@Rudyftw

IM SORRY, BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO ICP YOU DESERVE TO BE BITCH SLAPPED.

If by slapped you mean lined up on a wall and shot then I agree.

Why would you want to shoot them?

.....They have so much to contribute to society.

I can't say I'm too outraged at this. I think it's pretty funny.

"loosely-organised hybrid gang," citing the group's violence, criminal activity and "gang-like behaviour".

IF that's true, then I guess they're justified? :P

@Contro said:

@Mmmslash said:

@Contro said:

What, am I right in thinking you can be arrested for wearing certain colours of fabric?, lol. America, land of the free, as long as you don't wear blue and red like them crips.

That's not what it means at all.

I understand it perfectly, I was querying this sentence by the OP which suggests you can be arrested in America for wearing certain shades of fabric.

"Will hard working clowns be arrested for wearing gang colours?"

I've just looked into it to find it's true, which is hilarious. Whatever next I wonder, It sounds like yet another law ripe for abuse in America.

I see people wearing gang colors all the time, and they aren't arrested for it. Although I wish they would be, gangbangers are fucking useless.

Also lol at "blue and red like them crips"

@BoG said:

I present to you: American Juggalo

It's actually a pretty brilliant little flm. Warning: it's super vulgar and... yeah. Not for kids.

that one chick who was showing her tits for a dollar wasn't all that bad to look at. i wonder if she would have been willing to show her snatch for $2.

I don't even know what to say about those guys, fortunately I've never ran into any myself. I don't trust anyone who chooses to dress up like a clown though, lock them all up!

Hilarious. This actually makes the FBI stupider than Juggalos.
 
@dudeglove said:

And then the two dudes turned out to be evangelical Christians - whod've thunk?

That video is...interesting.

@Funzzo said:

"Fans of the Insane Clown Posse have called themselves Juggalos for more than two decades, developing a reputation for face-paint, Faygo soda, and a scepticism toward magnets." This made me laugh so hard.

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

The only thing Juggalos pose an immediate threat to is the Sbarro in the food court at the mall.

I've never laughed so hard.

Woop woop! ..... ugh

I go to school with this kid who wears an ICP shirt at least once a week. Once, the janitor walked by him and said to the kid, "I need you to come with me. My job is to sweep the trash, and I intend on doing so."

That janitor is my hero.

What's the legal definition of a gang?