Giant Bomb Three Word Story Game

I hope this is cool with the mods.
 
Basically the idea of the game is to write a story, and each post can only include three words. Lets do this!
 
REFRESH TO MAKE SURE NO ONE POSTED WHILE YOU WERE TYPING YOUR POST
 
One day Brad...

lost his voice

pulled a Brad...

and killed someone.
 
GREAT START

Fearing police, he...

pulled a brad

then shit his

pants but didn't...

wipe properly, so...

had shit stains...

on his face..

just like Jeff.

Then Vinny came...

and pulled a

bunny out of...
 
 
Just to establish what's happened so far, in order of making sense:
 
One day Brad pulled a Brad and killed someone. Fearing police, he pulled a Brad then shit his pants, but didn't wipe properly, so [he] had shit stains on his face just like Jeff. Then Vinny came and pulled a bunny out of...
 
That's the story so far.

a Persona 4 case... 
 
*Numbers don't count! >: |*

from his persona

three two one

out came a robot!

robot ninja lobsters

And it said...

pull a Brad!

helicopters are great

I like turtles

a bomb exploded

and blew up the moon

had a dance

and pulled a...

Jeff cried "CAVALRY"!

in my pants

" and blew up the moon "

" @EpicSteve said:

" and blew up the moon "

That's five words.  This is three.  Therefore, I win. "

Holy crap this is maddness!

" Holy crap this is maddness! "

Ryan then said...

"this thread sux"

but then Drew

killed a bus

with his fists

" @Red12b said:

" Holy crap this is maddness! "

That's five words.   You are fail. "

on a boat

And pulled a...

...duck out of...

a toothpaste tube

The duck, confused,

pulled a brad

One day Brad pulled a Brad and killed someone. Fearing police, he pulled a Brad then shit his pants, but didn't wipe properly, so [he] had shit stains on his face just like Jeff. Then Vinny came and pulled a bunny out of a Persona 4 case from his persona, when suddenly four, three, two, one: out came a robot! And it said: "Pull a Brad! Helicopters are great. I like turtles."
A bomb exploded and blew up the moon, horsemen showed up, had a dance and pulled a--
 
Jeff cried out "Cavalry!" in my pants. Ryan then said: "this thread sux". But then Drew killed a bus with his fists, on a boat, and pulled a duck out of a toothpaste tube. The duck, confused, pulled a Brad.
 
The story thus far.

The dude was...