There is only one I believe in. Before Bomb and After Bomb are the timelines we'll be discussing, and here is how the earth started:
Many years ago (3 give or take) the internet was kinda lame with video game reviews and stuff. Then a giant bomb exploded and a group of mighty duders initiated the best free thing on the internet (and in my opinion the best thing on the internet period).
Then, 3 righteous years later, they gave you the option of paying for even more fun stuff!
And now we wait to see what comes next.
God, the evolution theory, and everything else is wrong!
There is only one I believe in. Before Bomb and After Bomb are the timelines we'll be discussing, and here is how the earth started:
Many years ago (3 give or take) the internet was kinda lame with video game reviews and stuff. Then a giant bomb exploded and a group of mighty duders initiated the best free thing on the internet (and in my opinion the best thing on the internet period).
Then, 3 righteous years later, they gave you the option of paying for even more fun stuff!
And now we wait to see what comes next.
Jeff reviewed the forbidden Kane and was cast away by the Gamespot rulers while Ryan left to join him. Eventually Jeff and Ryan released Vinny and Brad and they were the Fantastic 4 of GB.
I came in here expecting a half-assed troll, but was pleasantly surprised with what I found. Now if you would all turn to the first verse of the book of Bomb.
And for those that don't like to read, here is a link to a video version of Bomb 1:1.
http://www.giantbomb.com/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/17-11/
Oh, and can someone get a young priest and an old priest for Kaveman, please? He is talking in nonsensical demon gibberish and I feel he might be possessed.
This mean's IO Interactive, the developers of kane and lynch are technically god right?
And you don't call it payment anymore, it's called tithing.
" This mean's IO Interactive, the developers of kane and lynch are technically god right?Haha, yes I definitely tithe.
And you don't call it payment anymore, it's called tithing. "
@IBurningStar: I was waiting for someone to read only the topic title so that I could make fun of them. Guess we were both pleasantly surprised.
@Kaveman said:
" this is dumb as fuck how about you put the effort you put into this to better use such as bettering your life as it must be real bad "Oh wait, some dumb fucker only read the title! Or they are just an asswipe!
I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site.
" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions.
" @BeachThunder said:You smug anti-Bombers, always trying to start shit." I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "
" @teh_pwnzorer said:Don't drink, speak your mind." @BeachThunder said:You smug anti-Bombers, always trying to start shit. "" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "
" @ajamafalous said:I just thought we needed something better than the M-theory. And most of the people that mimic the cast's every thought are not the right fans (it would be like if America was all Republican or all Democrat). And yeah its a joke....... maybe." @teh_pwnzorer said:Don't drink, speak your mind." @BeachThunder said:You smug anti-Bombers, always trying to start shit. "" I can't tell if this is a joke or not =/ people actually do legitimately seem to worship the staff members of this site. "Yeah, it's always a bit unnerving when posters drink the Flavor Aid and parrot the staff members' opinions. "
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I wouldn't trust darwin's theory, he was hypnotised most of his life by occultist illuminati to bring the evolution theory to the world which was the most perfect way to discredit god.
If you don't belive me, just type in google, darwin and illuminati to see the patterns. I for one don't care if you (athesist) doesn't belive it. It might possibly be true.
I don't want to get tangled up in any more forum arguments. I'm done with that activity
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