With my girlfriend and her mum! WHATDOIDO?!
Help! Stuck in a kareoke dive bar!
It means it seedy and low quality, the kind someone would "take a dive" out of if a fight broke out. Think Roadhouse! But with an asian bartender...What's a karaoke dive bar? I understand the karaoke and bar part, but where does "dive" come in?
@MiniPato said:
What's a karaoke dive bar? I understand the karaoke and bar part, but where does "dive" come in?
not sure what the etymology of "dive" is, but a dive bar is a really shitty bar of ill repute
@Jay_Ray said:
I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON, I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
GIRLS THEY WANNA HAVE FUUHUN
Get as drunk as possible until the evening turns into a blank. The night was successful if you wake up next to your girlfriend, incredibly successful if you wake up next to the mom.
Seriously though kids: don't drink and dive.
Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Mobilize the Giant Bomb commandos! There's a duder in need!Ill send the flairs so you can find me! Look for the Gerstmann head in the sky!
@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Scott Weiland is there?
@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.
@Gladiator_Games: Troll the shit out of everyone by singing "I Want a New Drug" lyrics over the Ghostbusters music.
Demand that the bar put on X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Alternatively pick Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and sing it like DMX
@PenguinDoctor said:
@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Scott Weiland is there?
if someone sounds like they're strangling a cat while singing at a dive bar, then you can bet your ass Scott Weiland's there.
Feels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.
@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightFeels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.
Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.
Where does Michael Richards fall on that scale?@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightFeels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.
Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.
Two options.
- Move away from the karaoke and to the bar. Drink as much as possible, and the night will be a blur. You'll be fine after that.
- Get up to the karaoke, start a competition if there isn't one already, and proceed to belt your heart out to Bon Jovi's 'Shot Through the Heart' or similar and win said competition. You then drop the mic, leap off-stage, sweep that lady off her feet, and apologise to the daughter/mother, whichever catches your eye first.
I don't see how you could possibly end up in a bad position either way. Good luck, sir!
@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightWhere does Michael Richards fall on that scale?@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightFeels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!@Gladiator_Games said:
@RavenlightYessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"Are you still stuck there?
Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.
Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.
About a 4/10
I agree with @Toxin066 Unless you're already a monstrously good singer, your best bet is to get wasted. I'd go with Under Pressure by Queen.
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