Hey! Type your Username into Google. Does Anything Come Up?

I just did. ' FunExplosions' links back to me in its third search result. Suck on that, "Fun Explosions for Kids."
 
What about you guys? I'm assuming you users with 'x's all over the place should not keep your hopes too high ( "xXBigSoldierXx" is probably gonna net you some gay porn).
 
 
 
 
Holy shit. Just realizing how stupid this thread is. Let's change things up.  In addition to answering the original topic, how irritated do you get when people post random-ass threads? For me, it doesn't get much worse than that. Definitely 9 out of 10 on my irritation scale.
 
And hypocrisy. I hate hypocrisy a lot, too.

Just my profile. I don't know if that's way awesome or not at all.

My GiantBomb profile is first but my screened and tested profiles aren't much farther.

Mostly links to Tales of the Abyss vids and such.

Also for the record searching xXBigSoldierXx only links to your thread. Even with safe search off.

6th one down is my profile here =D

The whole first page is my profile and stuff on the different Whiskey Media sites.

OH GOD WHERE IS SAFESEARCH WHEN I NEED IT?!! Nah, just delicious looking recipes.

Just me, and then a pirated copy of Star Fox Assault.

The first thing I see is a Kotaku article....

Somehow, a business in Georgia. That's as close as I can get to Squidbillies without being a pedophile or terrorist (?).

" Just my profile. I don't know if that's way awesome or not at all. "

Maybe...not sure.....

An article about a life-size chocolate moose named Lenny.

The first thing that pops up is something to do with Flickr that has nothing to do with me, the rest are Whiskey Media profiles.

It only links me to my Youtube channel

I use my Sam Drugbringer username for everything (Well, I used to.  I have a new username that doesn't involve drugs now, Giantbomb is the last place with this one.) 
 
So yeah, I get all sorts of stuff about me.  My Steam account, posts on WoW related forums, tech forums, RPG Forums, ext.

First one's my profile here, the following are my profiles and crap everywhere else on the innernayut.

it links to a Wiki page on Jingle All The Way obviously

Just Jeff's imdb page.

My 1up page, then my youtube page then giantbomb page followed by a bunch of dragon age videos I uploaded to youtube and some posts on the Star Trek Online forums. Further in you can find some posts on anime vice and a few other sites I used to frequent or have posted on at some random point in time. I wonder how many pages deep I need to go before it finds my porn accounts.
 
AH ha! Five! Five pages deep before I got to a porn related link.

pretty boring, mostly old posts and profiles from other sites

Yep, my GB profile and linked twitter account (which I only opened to get the GB achievement).

1st is a link to my Giantbomb account. 
2nd is a link to some other dudes user account on some website called ghoztcraft.net which is a site I have never heard of before. 
3rd is some Guitar website.

A link to some art design website that was copyrighted in 2009...

My first hit is an artist's (Spastic Blur) Last.fm page: 
 
"  Getzoncrack wrote: July 2009. Never go to Taco Bell because Burger King rules and tacos smell." 

Giantbomb profile, Tested profile, Screened profile, Ustream profile, and anything else giantbomb related. Only 3 pages on google and it's mostly whiskey media related. 
 
Yup I'm boring.

I'm the first two hits. The first one is my profile, the second is my nonexistant madden 09 achievements. There's a justin.tv and a youtube imposter of me as well.

First is my Giantbomb.
 
Then it's this.
 
Then it's my IGN.
 
And then it just links me to random posts i have made.

First result: Some guy's Youtube channel.  

Second result: My GB account  

Third result: My Gamespot account  

Fifth Result: My screened.com account   
Then, some random accounts that are either me or not me.

My tested account comes up but my giant bomb one does not. Interesting...

This account : Giantbomb and Oldblivion(haha). 
 
My other: Idle Thumbs.

Hmm I got some motorcycle exhaust pipes. Weird.

The first result is a bunch of lame ass Urban Dictionary definitions and the fifth is my Giant Bomb profile.

I used williamRLBaker for every thing so every thing I do online is up there on google.

 First thing that shows up is "Vager Genealogy and Family Tree".
 
I like how my Avatar shows up when I google for images of my alias.  
A screenshot of my desktop from 10 months ago comes up too. lol

No.
 
Nothing at all.
 
Wait...  No.  Actually over 1 billion hits.

My MySpace and Newgrounds profile and my GB Profile and other such things like that.