How do you say your username?

Glassjaw. (pst, the 5's are s's!)

Ill-ma-tic nineteen.

Sanj 

Bren-durr-us. 
 
It sounds like a adjective: "How very Brenderous of you to say that." 
 
Alternatively, you could pronounce it like some mythological god: Bren-droh-ss.

Pancakes1337

Mine rhymes with KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Steve

Um... "Darth" & "Paul" ;-)

" @ajamafalous said:

" a (apple) juh (jump) MA (mop) (stressed syllable)fuh (fun) loose (loose) "

Definitely the biggest revelation of the thread. "

I think mine explains itself.
 
DAM-BOY-ED-VANS

Everyone, it's ONE SECOND, not one tuned.. -_-

"Commodore Cool.'  It's a stupid username that I picked years ago when I saw it on a license plate.  So many people mispronounce it, that, much to my chagrin, I just hate having the handle all together.

BAWN BAU LAP Tea

My username is pretty easy and more users are increasingly referring to me as ZP which I like more. Though I always feel like I should pay Yahtzee Crowshaw royalties whenever someone does this.

Ehhhh....

As two different words, as in  "habster 3."

New Dells
 
c:

Charlie Chaplin. 

As it reads, it's pretty straight forward.

Tie-Ash-Key

Hi-noonie-ez

Fire-work-ninja
lol mine is very easy

Sin for profit...

raccoon-us-dude-us

Ry-an Day-vis.

C D O F POW RR

war-x-snake 
 
because im part of a [WAR] community on pc 

O-Sal-a-din 
 
Like Saladin or Salah al deen, but without the O. Why the O? Because it's my first initial.

Big-Heart Seven-one-one
I like this pronunciation much more.
*Edited for correction*

LORD ROOP-ERT EV-ER-TON

Mine's pretty obvious, so in lieu of any pronunciation guide I'm going to post this instead: 
  

Cwaff = (Kwahff)?

random task. It's dumb, I know, just too lazy to change it now.

O-RA-HACK

GOLD-SKULL-TULL-UH

"UH UH UH UH UH" The accent is on the "UH"