You know, where do babies come from and how are they born etc, did they use silly analogies or funny examples?
My parents told me that god decided when I (and all babies) had to be born, they told me I was a marvelous miracle and a beautiful son of God or something like that
How old were you when your parents gave you "...the talk"
My talk came after they figured I was screwing some chick.
It was basically.
"Hey, do you need some money for condoms?"
"What? No."
"Oh okay, I just don't want you to get anyone pregnant, you know how it all works right?"
*Me laughing my ass off for fifteen minutes while nodding*
"I really don't want to have grandchildren just yet."
*Me still laughing my ass off*
*Mom leaves*
This was sometime earlier this year, clueless parents are terrific.
I never had the talk, i learned all i needed to learn from the internet. And i also learned a few things i didn't want to >_>
EDIT: eh...that didn't come out right, let's just say my teacher taught me.
unfortunately, I still get it every now and then, my dad will start talking about sex when ever I'm drving. >_________________>
"I found out when I found my pops old vintage porn"
Seriously though, me too. Horse on clown mags were weird but they explained a lot of shit.
"My talk came after they figured I was screwing some chick.I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LADY DUALREAVER!!! MY HOPES ARE SMASHED!
It was basically.
"Hey, do you need some money for condoms?"
"What? No."
"Oh okay, I just don't want you to get anyone pregnant, you know how it all works right?"
*Me laughing my ass off for fifteen minutes while nodding*
"I really don't want to have grandchildren just yet."
*Me still laughing my ass off*
*Mom leaves*
This was sometime earlier this year, clueless parents are terrific."
"unfortunately, I still get it every now and then, my dad will start talking about sex when ever I'm drving. >_________________>""Oh yeah, place your hand on that gear shift. Now gently shift it to first, no wait now to second, NOW SHIFT IT HARDER TO THIRD, NOW FOURTH, OH GAWD!"
Lies said:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LADY DUALREAVER!!! MY HOPES ARE SMASHED!"Awe damn. >_>
"unfortunately, I still get it every now and then, my dad will start talking about sex when ever I'm drving. "Road head is never unfortunate.
"Clean said:Once I went into letters section of people talking about STD's, stiff balls, swollen picachus, and sex positions...it rocked my world"I found out when I found my pops old vintage porn"
Seriously though, me too. Horse on clown mags were wierd but they explained a lot of shit."
im pretty sure i figured it out on my own as my dad is kinda like al bundy sometimes (LOL) and he has a dirty sense of humor. slowly i figured out all his jokes and by the time i was old to where boys start liking girls and stuff i would be the kid always explaining things to other kids. like nah dude, you don't PEE in her! lol remember when you were young and we would think that!
"clubsandwich said:dude... :|"unfortunately, I still get it every now and then, my dad will start talking about sex when ever I'm drving. "Road head is never unfortunate."
The summer before I started middle school I asked my parents when I saw coach carter how a non married woman could be pregnant they shurgged it off. Later that summer I asked my dad if something was wrong with me because my penis was really stiff, and he said he had a book about it for me, and I read it, but I really started enjoying it, and it taught me how to jack...
Never mind...
Before that I was told God gave woman their babies, and that I was a gift that they prayed for.
"clubsandwich said:Haha you sick bastard."unfortunately, I still get it every now and then, my dad will start talking about sex when ever I'm drving. "Road head is never unfortunate."
"The summer before I started middle school I asked my parents when I saw coach carter how a non married woman could be pregnant they shurgged it off. Later that summer I asked my dad if something was wrong with me because my penis was really stiff, and he said he had a book about it for me, and I read it, but I really started enjoying it, and it taught me how to jack...
Never mind...
Before that I was told God gave woman their babies, and that I was a gift that they prayed for."
mccain go back to bed its past your bedtime
Parents never taught me anything. Sex ed taught my fake information in school, which is pretty bad. I learned it on my own.
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