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#51  Edited By Hamst3r

Amazing.
 
Of course, the idiot that got his face punched in couldn't leave it at that - he threatens that "next time" he would kick the old dude's ass. There's also a follow up video where he leaves the bus and continues to heckle the older guy.
 
Fantastic stuff.

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#52  Edited By dbz1995

 'You don't fuck with Master Roshi.'
 This is why Youtube is awesome. Just this comment.

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#53  Edited By Gunner
@cide said:
" @Gunner said:
" What i got from that was, old man thought black kid offered to shine his shoes, old man asked how much, black kid denied saying that, black kid gets pissed for no reason and yells at old man, old man moves to the front of bus, black kid threatens old man, old man threatens kid, kid punches old man, old man kicks the shit out of black kid. "
Dude, that black "kid" is 50 "
Coulda fooled me. 
 
Looks like some random 20 year old black kid to me.
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#54  Edited By Xeiphyer
@pakx: Just because you don't embed the video doesn't make it not youtube spam you know. Just embed the video, and add more of your own commentary.. its not hard. If you can't do that, then don't post the link basically.
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why did you censor mother fucker?
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#56  Edited By armaan8014

WHAT is meme and WHAT is Amber lamp!!?   >:(

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#57  Edited By natetodamax

Unbelievable. Stupid guy got what he deserved. 
 
And you gotta love how the person behind the camera is like "We can press charges I got it on camera!" and he responds with "Ima kill dat nigga". Death threats will get you far.

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#58  Edited By natetodamax

Also: 
 
  

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#59  Edited By Pie
@natetodamax: Did you see the vid of him at a baseball match? Not confirmed that its him but it looks like him
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#60  Edited By BobDobalina

lulzzzzzz  http://www.epicbeardmanshirt.com

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#61  Edited By natetodamax
@BobDobalina said:
" lulzzzzzz  http://www.epicbeardmanshirt.com "
hahahahahaha
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#62  Edited By Bruce

Was anyone else chanting "FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP!"

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#63  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Fallen189 said:
" 2 years old. He died in 2008 "
Who told you that?
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#64  Edited By pakx
@Godlyawesomeguy: some people have an aversion to curse-words. i think those people are stupid, but they tend to bitch alot and this thread is on the cusp of being shut down as it is.
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#65  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Epic beard man rules.

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#66  Edited By Brendan

They were both idiots and idolizing the degenerate beard guy is pathetic.
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#67  Edited By natetodamax
@Brendan said:
" They were both idiots and idolizing the degenerate beard guy is pathetic. "
Care to explain why?
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#68  Edited By Black_Rose

"Bringa Ambulamps" 
 
Hilarious. 

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#69  Edited By i69edUrGpa

that was teh lulz

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#70  Edited By TwoOneFive

that first left cross was fast and hard. its like they say, and old boxers punch is always the last thing to go. not to say this man was actually a boxer or anything, but he still definitely had his punch. 

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#72  Edited By stephengotlost

Without fully knowing what happened previous to the incident, I can't pass judgment. However, I do not support the bearded man, the young man, nor the crowd encouraging the fight. 
 
 
 
 
I watched the video again with the subtitles and it seems that the bearded man uttered some phrases that the young man could have misinterpreted and taken great offense to. Nevertheless, physically confronting the psychopathic ex-Vietnam veteran is a terrible idea.

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#73  Edited By tearhead

Public transportation is gettin' serious here in the Bay Area. Looks like I gotta start watchin' my back when I take BART. 
 
Also, watching that video all I could think about was how much the white guy sounded like Jeffrey Ross.
 

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#74  Edited By roofy

 
@PeasForFees said:

" @natetodamax said:

" @Brendan said:

" They were both idiots and idolizing the degenerate beard guy is pathetic. "
Care to explain why? "
They were both stupid racists and the old man could have easily avoided it by not making comments on something which he did not hear properly. They both were crazy but it is undeniable that the old guy could have prevented the whole thing, it's easy to see that  idolizing him is pathetic otherwise you would have to your own intelligence and/or racial standpoint. "
you obviously didnt bother listening to what the old man said. there was nothing racially based said from him, let alone any malice. he not only stayed calm in the beginning, asking him why he was being hostile, but he also moved to the front of the bus to avoid conflict with the other man. the only reason it escalated to the point it did was because the black man couldnt tame his ego and let a misunderstood comment go.
 
also
@Bruce said:

" Was anyone else chanting "FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP!" "


funnily enough i was doing exactly that
 
EDIT: 
 @BobDobalina said:

" lulzzzzzz  http://www.epicbeardmanshirt.com "

  annnnddd bought :D thanks
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#77  Edited By SeriouslyNow

WTF is this shit?  How does it relate to videogames exactly? 

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#78  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

FUCKING EPIC! 
 
And did that black bitch just steal epic beard man's bag at the end?

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#79  Edited By Ryax

funny stuff

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#80  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Sexy fannypack, sexy shirt, sexy beard.  Sexy.
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#81  Edited By Ghostiet
@PeasForFees said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @Brendan said:
" They were both idiots and idolizing the degenerate beard guy is pathetic. "
Care to explain why? "
They were both stupid racists and the old man could have easily avoided it by not making comments on something which he did not hear properly. They both were crazy but it is undeniable that the old guy could have prevented the whole thing, it's easy to see that  idolizing him is pathetic otherwise you would have to your own intelligence and/or racial standpoint. "

The problem is, the white guy went to the other end of the bus to PREVENT further conflict, not because the view was fucking better. It would still count as the black guy's fault - he should be smarter than that and just don't move, he talked him off already, it was enough. But no, he HAD to go there and prove how much of a man he is. Also, he was making threats after getting the shit beaten out of him and was heckling him afterwards, which totally proves that he's a moron. 

The people on the bus were fighting a bit of racism with racism, calling him pinky and chanting to kick his white ass, but later on the older woman seemed to tell the black guy to chill.

The Man With A Beard is probably some frustrated person, as he got tased for aggresive behaviour while being drunk on an Oakland match and his actions were pretty aggressive after getting out of the bus, but that still a) does not steal this video of its epicness and b) still makes the black man the moron in this video, and there's nothing racial about it.

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Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.
 
No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots.

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#83  Edited By Jadeskye

I wish i could grow that guy's beard, thats an epic beard.

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#84  Edited By mshaw006

The white dude is clearly in need of mental help. In the second video he pulls a Sam Kinison when he yells 'VIETNAM! VIETNAM! VIETNAM! I'M SIXTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD I AIN'T GONNA DIE!" while jumping into attack mode.

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#85  Edited By HandsomeDead
@S0ndor said:
" Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.  No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots. "
I don't get what makes the white guy an idiot in this situation. He moved on to get away from the black guy but he followed him down, caused more trouble and then got a smack for it.
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@HandsomeDead said:

" @S0ndor said:

" Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.  No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots. "
I don't get what makes the white guy an idiot in this situation. He moved on to get away from the black guy but he followed him down, caused more trouble and then got a smack for it. "
I'm glad you asked.
 
Behold Epic Beard Man Part II: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-XVnPzIUsQ
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#88  Edited By HandsomeDead
@S0ndor said:
" @HandsomeDead said:

" @S0ndor said:

" Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.  No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots. "
I don't get what makes the white guy an idiot in this situation. He moved on to get away from the black guy but he followed him down, caused more trouble and then got a smack for it. "
I'm glad you asked.  Behold Epic Beard Man Part II:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-XVnPzIUsQ "
Jesus Christ.
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#89  Edited By Capum15

Oh, drama.
 
Dude could've just let it go, but no, he had to go punch Santa. Vietnam Veteran Santa. Or boxing Santa. Whichever.

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#90  Edited By Sinatra

That bearded man can fight, the boy should of just left him alone and none of this would of happened. 

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#91  Edited By VWGTI

Don't start no shit won't be no shit.
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#92  Edited By Bombs_Away

I am appalled. That White motherfucker obviously walked to the front of the bus as a racial slur. He wanted to humble the black man, remind that boy of his place. All that was going through that KKK bitch's head was "I wish I was back in the 50's when those blacks had to stay at the back while I show my superiority here in the front."
 
That is disgusting.

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#93  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
@HandsomeDead said:
" @S0ndor said:
" Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.  No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots. "
I don't get what makes the white guy an idiot in this situation. He moved on to get away from the black guy but he followed him down, caused more trouble and then got a smack for it. "
He could have shut his mouth, instead of yelling at the black guy from across the bus. 2 idiots fight, 1 idiot stands.
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#94  Edited By c1337us

I couldnt understand a word either of them was saying. I'll I caught was spit shining, you could be a Chinaman, and I'm not prejudice. Doesn't matter because this sort of shit is why I love public transport. That old man kicked his arse.

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#95  Edited By Bombs_Away
@VilhelmNielsen said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" @S0ndor said:
" Beard Guy walked away, black man followed, black man got his ass handed to him by santa and then says stuff like "Ima gonna fuck you up" from a safe distance.  No matter how you look at it, they are both just idiots. "
I don't get what makes the white guy an idiot in this situation. He moved on to get away from the black guy but he followed him down, caused more trouble and then got a smack for it. "
He could have shut his mouth, instead of yelling at the black guy from across the bus. 2 idiots fight, 1 idiot stands. "
It's people like you that let genocide happen all over the world cause you are too scared to stand up and fight. The Beard man is a hero.
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#96  Edited By armaan8014

 

This is from 

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man
Shows that both were pretty much idiots
 

Black man: …AC Transit
White man: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine?
Black man: what?
White man: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…You said you… [note: Stacy Adams are a brand of shoe.]
Black man: Did you get what I said just now?
White man: Yes
Black man: Why’d a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
White man: You offered!
Black man: I didn’t offer you shit.
White man: What’d you just say when you walked by me?
Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
White man: You don’t have to!
Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine –
White man: [interrupting] – It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
Black man: Look dude…
White man: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice!
Black man: [pointing toward front of bus] Take your ass back up there and get the fuck out my face right now.
White man: Why you being so hostile, man?
Black man: ‘Cause. I’m pissed off.
White man: Well its better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Black man: Take your ass up there right now
White man: [standing to go to the front] You ain’t scarin’ this white boy. I’m 67 years old. You ain’t scarin’ me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: [now, also standing] I’m 50.
White man: You ain’t scared of me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: I’ll put my foot up your ass.
Older white man: No you won’t! No you won’t!

Another passenger makes remarks. The white man moves to the front of the bus as the two exchange threats to whoop each other’s asses.


White man: You won’t do nothin’ to me! [then something unintelligible]
Black man: Say it again! [then something unintelligible as woman who was filming talks over him]
Iyanna Washington: Say it again! Say it again, Pinky!

The black man begins walking to the front of the bus.


Someone off camera whom many allege is Iyanna Washington: Beat his white ass! Whoop his ass!
Another passenger: Leave him alone!

The two men seem to be speaking to one another at the front of the bus, but cannot be heard over the noise from the rest of the passengers.


Iyanna Washington: It ain’t worth it, blood, it ain’t worth it.

The black man begins walking back to his seat as other passengers continue to comment.


Black man: I’d put my foot up your ass.
White man: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them.
Black man: What?!
Another passenger: Stop it!

The black man walks to the front again to continue the confrontation.

At 1:40, the black guy lunges at the white guy, appearing to either shove or strike him in the chest, but the blow is mostly deflected by the white guy’s arm.

The white man stands up and punches him in the face repeatedly. At least 9 punches can be seen, then the camera moves too much to get a clear view.
At 1:51 the black man can be seen shielding his face.


White man: Don’t fuck with me! He hit me! He fuckin’ hit me!

As can be seen earlier in the video, the black man attempted to shove him, but did not hit him.
The old white man exits the bus.


White man: He fuckin’ hit me first! He hit me in the face! [unintelligible] – self defense!



Iyanna: Open that shit! laughs

Various passengers comment on what they’ve witnessed.


Iyanna: We can press charges, blood. I got in on videotape. He’s leakin’.
Black man: That motherfucker hit me. No no no no no.
Another passenger: Did he break your teeth?
Black man: No. Bring an ambulance.

 

The tone of many comments on the various videos, image macros, and forum threads aim to portray Epic Beard Man as some sort of a hero, standing up against the racial oppression of white people.
This is an obvious farce constructed to cause rage in those who would take it seriously. Epic Beard Man exhibits behaviors showing that he instigated the confrontation.

By asking for a shoe-shine, he is basically casting the black man as a servant; obviously inciting further conflict. It should also be noted that he was not the only one engaging in racism, as others on the bus can be heard saying “beat his white ass” and referring to him as “pinky.”

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VIETNAM VIETNAM VIETNAM!!! I'm 67 years old and I ain't gonna be KILLED!!

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#98  Edited By Evilsbane

I have to say that even though Epic B is a little nuts, in this situation he did the right thing, he moved away from the guy, the other dude followed, and got popped in the face.

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#99  Edited By insouciant

If this is U-Toob spam, I don't wanna be U-Toob right. 
 
Thanks for posting, pakx.
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#100  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
@Bombs_Away:  Dude, there's nothing heroic about be an insane and racist old white guy.
 
This thread is so filled with racism, from both sides.
 
(P.S. I'm not siding with the black guy, he's just as racist and seems like a confrontation seeking idiot, but that doesn't justify racism towards him.)