I can't form meaningful relationships.

Holy shit I thought it was just me who has a custom poster of myself on my ceiling. Narcissism FTW man!
 
Might work for you but I met my first female-partner when I followed her to her car. Fortunately for me she liked being startled.

Now I wonder why I'm following you. Oh well, fixed!

" Now I wonder why I'm following you. Oh well, fixed! "

" Holy shit I thought it was just me who has a custom poster of myself on my ceiling. Narcissism FTW man!  Might work for you but I met my first female-partner when I followed her to her car. Fortunately for me she liked being startled. "

" Now I wonder why I'm following you. Oh well, fixed! "

" @HS21:  
 
This cunt will be your friend, He can't form a meaningful relationship either. "

This gave me an erection.

" This gave me an erection. "

" @HS21:
 And I begin to wonder why you can't form meaningful relationships... 
Also, I think you're too attached to GIRL to form a relationship. "

" @yumtacobellsogood said:

" This gave me an erection. "

Tell your lady for me, "You're welcome". 
 
@habster3 said:

" @HS21:
 And I begin to wonder why you can't form meaningful relationships... 
Also, I think you're too attached to GIRL to form a relationship. "

You bring up a really good point. No matter how far I try to run away from her, she always stretches out to catch me when I fall.  "

well, if you thought our relationship was meaningful, i would let u touch them, and maybe something else too

" well, if you thought our relationship was meaningful, i would let u touch them, and maybe something else too "

" @organicalistic_ said:

" well, if you thought our relationship was meaningful, i would let u touch them, and maybe something else too "

This is neither the time nor the place to be having this conversation. You're embarrassing me in front of all these faceless strangers I don't know! "