If you were a superhero, what would be your moto?

Try to think of something not in the everyday lines of "I will save the world! The day! The universe!" >___>

As for me, I'll go along with my username. "Time to pull down the villain's pants!"

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, *villain's name here*".

Or perhaps,

"Tell me about your father."

My "moto"?  Italian for motion?  I am confused :)

"I have a PHd in Horribleness!"

Yeah that's right... I'd rather be a super-villain

"My "moto"?  Italian for motion?  I am confused :)"

"oldschool said:

"My "moto"?  Italian for motion?  I am confused :)"

Is it that hard to understand? Try again. :)"

"Spoooon!"

"oldschool said:

"My "moto"?  Italian for motion?  I am confused :)"

Is it that hard to understand? Try again. :)"

"Nude_Dude said:

"oldschool said:

"My "moto"?  Italian for motion?  I am confused :)"

Is it that hard to understand? Try again. :)"

Motto"

HELLO MOTO

"To the pratmobile".

"Hello Moto"

"Herro Moto," (I'll only be policing Chinatown of course.)

"Outta my way, I have important superhero shit to do"

stfu

people to save bitches to bang

"GTFO!"

Villian: "Today is the day the world will come to a complete end! Muahah!

Me: "O RLY?"

"Villian: "Today is the day the world will come to a complete end! Muahah!

Me: "O RLY?""

"Shawn said:

"Villian: "Today is the day the world will come to a complete end! Muahah!

Me: "O RLY?""

Haha! I thought Shawn's might have been:

I have no idea what mine would be. I would go for a clichéd rhyming couplet, but considering my superhero name would be SuperDanK, that's just asking for trouble.
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"Polly? Now it's awnnn"

"Life is a funny thing, one minute you're alive, the next, I snap your spine"

Of course this is directly followed by me snapping some ones spine.

"So a guy walks into a bar and by a bar I mean my fists. Don't fuck with me."

I will just use lame puns like all other superheroes.

"Cookies for everyone"

"Go Fuck You're Mother!"

Yep, best quote ever.

"Bouncy Boobz FTW"

"Wake me up when the world is safe"

I'll take Chris Hansen's catch-phrase.

Never fear, MerlijnVH is here.

"May the fail be with you"

"I have to warn you, I'm a black belt in chop-sticks."

Remember Kids,Use protection!

Blow me!

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Blow me!

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"Do not."

"Candlejack".

But really, this thread is st-

""Candlejack".

But really, this thread is st-"

"BiggerBomb said:

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Blow me!

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How many lines are you going to say when you meet a villain? >_>"

"Nude_Dude said:

"BiggerBomb said:

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Blow me!

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How many lines are you going to say when you meet a villain? >_>"

As many as I can until my boredom is dispelled!"

"BiggerBomb said:

"Nude_Dude said:

"BiggerBomb said:

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Blow me!

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How many lines are you going to say when you meet a villain? >_>"

As many as I can until my boredom is dispelled!"

Or until the villain gets bored and leaves."

"Nude_Dude said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"Nude_Dude said:

"BiggerBomb said:

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Blow me!

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How many lines are you going to say when you meet a villain? >_>"

As many as I can until my boredom is dispelled!"

Or until the villain gets bored and leaves."

Win/win, eh?"

I guess my motto would be: "Fuck you!"

"I like cake".

"I have a cannolo in my pants and I know how to use it!"

"Thats What She Said"

"ill probaly win"