If Your Life Was a Video Game...

What genre and rating would it be? And how well would it sell?

Cero D and on it would be hyped by 2ch as the "Warrior of Light Returns!", I like it when TCs ask but never give an example.  Shows good leadership.

Mine would be:

Genre: Puzzle RPG, Adventure
Rating: M (We all like to have a little too much fun some times, lol)
And of course it would sell like hotcakes.

it would be an office sim.

mine would be a woman boning sim rated AO. It would sell alot better than Liesure Suit Larry. 

" mine would be a woman boning sim rated AO. It would sell alot better than Liesure Suit Larry.  "

PENIS!  I WANT TALKING PENIS! 

Never thought I'd hear/read the phrase "Talking penis" In my lifetime.

EDIT: Typo.

" @KaosAngel said:

" @Akeldama said:

" mine would be a woman boning sim rated AO. It would sell alot better than Liesure Suit Larry.  "

PENIS!  I WANT TALKING PENIS! 

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ill put in a good word with the devs "

Family Sim and no-one would buy it  :-)

this has descended into Kaos.

My life is the the Seinfeld video game and as a joke it rates very high.

World of World of Warcraft.

Genre: Indescribable depravity
Rating: Banned worldwide

Regardless of the ban, it would become one of the most circulated games in the world. Disc versions would sell for $300 or more.

Genre: H Game!
Rating: 18+ (Duh...)
It would sell well, until they got to the last level and figured out the main girl was, in fact, a very feminine boy! Then I'd go into hiding with my munny!
Game title: Doki Doki!

GTA style.

I'd be an M rated erotic turn-based strategy game..... ok maybe not, but it'd be cool huh?

" I'd be an M rated erotic turn-based strategy game..... ok maybe not, but it'd be cool huh? "

It would have bad ass action movie shit in it like Die Hard and I would say awesome catch phrases. Rating-M. It would sell millions. I

"@Hilbert: I'd so play a Seinfeld video game. It'd make a wicked good visual novel."

Genre: Third Person Adventure.
Rating: E for Evil.
Game: Screamstar.
You defeat the supernatural by screaming the spirits away with even hauntier shrieks.

My life would be persona 4

Genre: Third-person sandwich eater
Rating: M (monotonous) ~ Warning: game involves repetitive actions which may lead to indigestion.
Game Title: Hoagie Hunter 2: The Quest for Extra Cheese.
Synopsis:  You make sandwiches, you eat sandwiches, then you watch some TV, play some games, or complain about TV, games and sandwiches on a virtual Giant Bomb website.
Bosses include: Irritable Bowel Syndrome-man, Outta Miracle Whip-inator, and DNS Error-ista.

There is already a thread about this subject here. 

Genre: Adventure, sport, job sim
Rating: M rated
Sells: It wouldn't sell, who would want to play a game with a ginger as the protagonist

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Oh, I dunno.
Something a bit like Pathologic, maybe, except without the horrible diseases and psychological horror.
Or, hell, why not. A little fever builds the immunity.