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#1  Edited By ShaunassNZ

This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US. 
 
I'll start. 
 
In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? 
 

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Yes, every single one of us do that. No exceptions.

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#3  Edited By Sanryd
@ShaunassNZ said:
" In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? "
Yep, usually in brown paper bags.
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#4  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" Stupid thread. "
Thanks! 
 
@PocketfullaButtholes said:
" Yes, every single one of us do that. No exceptions. "
Knew it.
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#5  Edited By cstrang

But we only put flaming dog poo on the old man's porch because the old bastard won't stop ding-dong-ditching us.

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#6  Edited By dethfish

Yes. 
 

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#7  Edited By NakAttack
@ShaunassNZ: It's part of our citizenship test if you were wondering.
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#8  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Dethfish77: That's what I was thinking of. We have a teacher call Mr. Bilby and I always say "Ols man Bilby's gonna be soo pissed off!" thinking of this.
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#9  Edited By monetarydread

In America, do they.... 
... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant?  Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt.

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#10  Edited By NakAttack
@MonetaryDread: don't know, we only have fast food.
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#11  Edited By ThePaleKing
@MonetaryDread: That plus yelling, and generally acting like we are the only person being served are considered polite and effective ways to get better service. 
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#12  Edited By starrjack1
@MonetaryDread said:
" In America, do they....  ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant?  Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "
No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view.  I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences.
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#13  Edited By Happy

 I was a waiter for a year or so and I never got anything that rude. Just people being pissy about their food. It probably depends on the restaurant though.

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#14  Edited By Sanryd

Lol, this thread is just an America-bashing thread by Americans.

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#15  Edited By NakAttack
@tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?
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#16  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@nk19 said:
" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "
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#17  Edited By PulledaBrad
@nk19 said:

" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "

The French.
 
 
....wat?
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#18  Edited By NakAttack
@PulledaBrad said:
" @nk19 said:

" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "

The French.   ....wat? "
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
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#19  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@PulledaBrad said:
" @nk19 said:

" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "

The French.   ....wat? "
Getting heat up in here! In all seriousness, the French tourists that come over here are douche bags.
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#20  Edited By Clinkz
@ShaunassNZ said:

" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US. 
 
I'll start. 
 
In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? 
 
"

 
I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol.
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#21  Edited By Dalai
@ShaunassNZ said:
" @PulledaBrad said:
" @nk19 said:

" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "

The French.   ....wat? "
Getting heat up in here! In all seriousness, the French tourists that come over here are douche bags. "
Ironically, they're also flaming.
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#22  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Clinkz said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:

" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US. 
 
I'll start. 
 
In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? 
 
"

 I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol. "
I just couldn't think of another word for Americans.
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#23  Edited By Clinkz
@ShaunassNZ said:
" @Clinkz said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:

" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US. 
 
I'll start. 
 
In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? 
 
"

 I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol. "
I just couldn't think of another word for Americans. "
No hey I wasn't bashing it, in fact I sort of condone it. I find it amusing! I guess its like calling a british person a brit.
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#24  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@Clinkz: See. We settled an argument with pie!
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#25  Edited By monetarydread
@starrjack1: 
hehe... during presidents week, 95% the americans I meet are awesome - its that other 5% that ruin everything. On top of that 100% of those annoying yanks are upper middle class white women. 
As for Canadians and not tipping, they were either those wannabe-french-quebeccer-d-bags, or broke. You see Canada wants to be like the USA, but we just don't have the money.
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@MonetaryDread:
See now that's a common misconception. All Americans are actually upper middle class white women. We just put up fake news reports and send out "Peace Patrols" formed entirely of ensalved oprhans to go out and delegate shit with other nations so we appear diverse and culturally sensitive.
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#27  Edited By Ryax

the annual circle jerk is coming up here in america. america is great

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#28  Edited By Red12b

 
Goddamnit Shaun, You make me ashamed for being in NZ,  
I hope you're happy,  
 
Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

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#29  Edited By teh_destroyer
@tdk08 said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? "
Yep, usually in brown paper bags. "
and then we set them on frire 
(cookie to the one who gets the reference)
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#30  Edited By ApertureSilence
@MonetaryDread said:
" @starrjack1:  hehe... during presidents week, 95% the americans I meet are awesome - its that other 5% that ruin everything. On top of that 100% of those annoying yanks are upper middle class white women.  As for Canadians and not tipping, they were either those wannabe-french-quebeccer-d-bags, or broke. You see Canada wants to be like the USA, but we just don't have the money. "
In Canada and Europe, waiters/waitresses are paid significantly better than in the US, and gratuity is often already included in the bill. Not tipping as much has nothing to do with being cheap.
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#31  Edited By Rowr
@starrjack1 said:
" @MonetaryDread said:
" In America, do they....  ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant?  Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "
No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view.  I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences. "
No he is right, whats appropriate in the usa is pretty rude in most other countries regarding restaurant service.
 
Also, tipping is a stupid.
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#32  Edited By x_XJules
@Ryax said:
" the annual circle jerk is coming up here in america. america is great "
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#33  Edited By TwoOneFive

in america, milf hunting is a rite of passage for a young man. 

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#34  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@teh_destroyer said:
" @tdk08 said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" In America, do they put flaming dog poop  on old men's doorsteps? "
Yep, usually in brown paper bags. "
and then we set them on frire (cookie to the one who gets the reference) "
The cookie is mine!
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#35  Edited By ArchScabby
@Rowr said:
" @starrjack1 said:
" @MonetaryDread said:
" In America, do they....  ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant?  Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "
No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view.  I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences. "
No he is right, whats appropriate in the usa is pretty rude in most other countries regarding restaurant service.  Also, tipping is a stupid. "
I think the big question here is Who the hell snaps their fingers and whistles to get their waiters attention?  What a douchebag.
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#36  Edited By StillVictor

America is like everywhere else in the world, but better.

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#37  Edited By Bones8677

Working at Disneyland, the biggest douches I met was this British couple. Man, toddlers behave better than them. Ugh.

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#38  Edited By Tennmuerti

... still think that Russia is communist?

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#39  Edited By papercut
@Tennmuerti: yeah
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#40  Edited By natetodamax
@Tennmuerti said:
" ... still think that Russia is communist? "
In America everyone is communist except those that are democratic.
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#41  Edited By starrjack1
@MurderByDeath: Thats fair, but isn't it also fair that when you are in a different country you do a little reading and find out what the rules are?  I went to Japan and tipping can be considered rude there, like your saying "you need my charity."  
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#42  Edited By ApertureSilence
@starrjack1 said:
" @MurderByDeath: Thats fair, but isn't it also fair that when you are in a different country you do a little reading and find out what the rules are?  I went to Japan and tipping can be considered rude there, like your saying "you need my charity."   "
Oh, you're saying they tip badly when visiting America. I didn't get that originally.
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#43  Edited By KaosAngel

...in other countries, do they have freedom and democracy?  Do they have the majority of the populations wanting to flock to America for citizenship?  
 
...in other countires, do they have the power, size, and advancements that the US military has had?
 
...in other countires, did they grow in just less than 300 years and then later become the most powerful country in the world?
 
....in other countries, were they all born from immigrants that makes everyone equal?
 
....in other countries, have they ever gone to the moon or made the same advancement NASA has made in just 40 years?
 
...in other countries, have they even beat a single F-22 Raptor yet?

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#44  Edited By starrjack1

What was your thought process initially?  That I am just some dude who heard that Europeans don't tip and am thus talking shit about them for it?  If I worked in Europe obviously I wouldn't have a problem with it because I would be paid better.  But in the states when you struggle with a group of Germans that don't speak English, it's a lot of work and can be stressful if your busy, but fine, it's your job and It's not like I know German.  But then they don't tip at all?  RAGE.

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#45  Edited By singular
@KaosAngel:
America is the most powerful country in the world? I always thought that'd be the country with the greatest standing army :D
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#46  Edited By KaosAngel
@SinGulaR said:
" @KaosAngel: America is the most powerful country in the world? I always thought that'd be the country with the greatest standing army :D "
You know what's funny?  1/5 of our F-22 Raptor Squad can take out entire countries, the Navy SEALS can wipe out entire armies with just 4-8 man squads, and our elite NSA agents can disrupt entire governments.  
 
Navy SEALS, F-22 Raptors, and NSA Agents have all had flawless records.  America holds the prime technology in areospace, weaponry, special forces, and counter-terrorism.
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#47  Edited By singular
@KaosAngel:
Are you being sarcastic? If so you forgot the ;)
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#48  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@KaosAngel said:

do they have freedom and democracy?   Do they have the majority of the populations wanting to flock to America for citizenship?     

  do they have the power, size, and advancements that the US military has had?   

 , did they grow in just less than 300 years and then later become the most powerful country in the world?   

 were they all born from immigrants that makes everyone equal?   

 have they ever gone to the moon or made the same advancement NASA has made in just 40 years?   

, have they even beat a single F-22 Raptor yet? "

 
 
1. People come here for the money.  
2. Few other countries have an equal population (we're #3. according to wikipedia), or amount of natural resources.  
2. Most other countries are are surrounded by other countries they must compete with; we had some competition at the beginning, but that didn't last long. And again, we had crazy access to resources.
4..... I'm not going to get into that. 
5. See access to resources. In this instance, resources include Nazis.
6. Most countries don't buy multi-million dollar weapons they'll never use. This could also be applied to your NASA question. 
 
America: What happens when you get a whole continent to yourself, and everyone wants to join the party.
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#49  Edited By singular
@MarkWahlberg:
Aren't Mexico and Canada on the same continent?
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#50  Edited By JonathanMoore

In the US, do you know even know what Grime is? and do any of you listen to it?