This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US.
I'll start.
In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps?
In America, do they...?
" Stupid thread. "Thanks!
@PocketfullaButtholes said:
" Yes, every single one of us do that. No exceptions. "Knew it.
In America, do they....
... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant? Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt.
" In America, do they.... ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant? Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view. I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences.
The French." @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "
....wat?
" @nk19 said:Getting heat up in here! In all seriousness, the French tourists that come over here are douche bags.The French. ....wat? "" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "
" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US.
I'll start.
In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps?
"
I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol.
" @PulledaBrad said:Ironically, they're also flaming." @nk19 said:Getting heat up in here! In all seriousness, the French tourists that come over here are douche bags. "The French. ....wat? "" @tdk08: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? "
" @ShaunassNZ said:I just couldn't think of another word for Americans.I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol. "" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US.
I'll start.
In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps?
"
" @Clinkz said:No hey I wasn't bashing it, in fact I sort of condone it. I find it amusing! I guess its like calling a british person a brit." @ShaunassNZ said:I just couldn't think of another word for Americans. "I'm American so I have nothing to ask of this thread but I can say most people think all Americans are yankees while people down south view the north as yankees lol. "" This is a thread were non-USians ask the Yanks something that they think they do in the US.
I'll start.
In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps?
"
hehe... during presidents week, 95% the americans I meet are awesome - its that other 5% that ruin everything. On top of that 100% of those annoying yanks are upper middle class white women.
As for Canadians and not tipping, they were either those wannabe-french-quebeccer-d-bags, or broke. You see Canada wants to be like the USA, but we just don't have the money.
See now that's a common misconception. All Americans are actually upper middle class white women. We just put up fake news reports and send out "Peace Patrols" formed entirely of ensalved oprhans to go out and delegate shit with other nations so we appear diverse and culturally sensitive.
" @ShaunassNZ said:and then we set them on frire" In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps? "Yep, usually in brown paper bags. "
(cookie to the one who gets the reference)
" @starrjack1: hehe... during presidents week, 95% the americans I meet are awesome - its that other 5% that ruin everything. On top of that 100% of those annoying yanks are upper middle class white women. As for Canadians and not tipping, they were either those wannabe-french-quebeccer-d-bags, or broke. You see Canada wants to be like the USA, but we just don't have the money. "In Canada and Europe, waiters/waitresses are paid significantly better than in the US, and gratuity is often already included in the bill. Not tipping as much has nothing to do with being cheap.
" @MonetaryDread said:No he is right, whats appropriate in the usa is pretty rude in most other countries regarding restaurant service." In America, do they.... ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant? Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view. I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences. "
Also, tipping is a stupid.
" @tdk08 said:The cookie is mine!" @ShaunassNZ said:and then we set them on frire (cookie to the one who gets the reference) "" In America, do they put flaming dog poop on old men's doorsteps? "Yep, usually in brown paper bags. "
" @starrjack1 said:I think the big question here is Who the hell snaps their fingers and whistles to get their waiters attention? What a douchebag." @MonetaryDread said:No he is right, whats appropriate in the usa is pretty rude in most other countries regarding restaurant service. Also, tipping is a stupid. "" In America, do they.... ... actually think that snapping your fingers then whistling is an appropriate way to get a hold of your server in a restaurant? Cuz in Canada servers think the only thing more offensive would be slapping their butt. "No they don't, your just letting the bad examples cloud your view. I could say the same thing about Canadians and not tipping based on my own experiences. "
" ... still think that Russia is communist? "In America everyone is communist except those that are democratic.
" @MurderByDeath: Thats fair, but isn't it also fair that when you are in a different country you do a little reading and find out what the rules are? I went to Japan and tipping can be considered rude there, like your saying "you need my charity." "Oh, you're saying they tip badly when visiting America. I didn't get that originally.
...in other countries, do they have freedom and democracy? Do they have the majority of the populations wanting to flock to America for citizenship?
...in other countires, do they have the power, size, and advancements that the US military has had?
...in other countires, did they grow in just less than 300 years and then later become the most powerful country in the world?
....in other countries, were they all born from immigrants that makes everyone equal?
....in other countries, have they ever gone to the moon or made the same advancement NASA has made in just 40 years?
...in other countries, have they even beat a single F-22 Raptor yet?
What was your thought process initially? That I am just some dude who heard that Europeans don't tip and am thus talking shit about them for it? If I worked in Europe obviously I wouldn't have a problem with it because I would be paid better. But in the states when you struggle with a group of Germans that don't speak English, it's a lot of work and can be stressful if your busy, but fine, it's your job and It's not like I know German. But then they don't tip at all? RAGE.
" @KaosAngel: America is the most powerful country in the world? I always thought that'd be the country with the greatest standing army :D "You know what's funny? 1/5 of our F-22 Raptor Squad can take out entire countries, the Navy SEALS can wipe out entire armies with just 4-8 man squads, and our elite NSA agents can disrupt entire governments.
Navy SEALS, F-22 Raptors, and NSA Agents have all had flawless records. America holds the prime technology in areospace, weaponry, special forces, and counter-terrorism.
do they have freedom and democracy? Do they have the majority of the populations wanting to flock to America for citizenship?
do they have the power, size, and advancements that the US military has had?
, did they grow in just less than 300 years and then later become the most powerful country in the world?
were they all born from immigrants that makes everyone equal?
have they ever gone to the moon or made the same advancement NASA has made in just 40 years?
, have they even beat a single F-22 Raptor yet? "
1. People come here for the money.
2. Few other countries have an equal population (we're #3. according to wikipedia), or amount of natural resources.
2. Most other countries are are surrounded by other countries they must compete with; we had some competition at the beginning, but that didn't last long. And again, we had crazy access to resources.
4..... I'm not going to get into that.
5. See access to resources. In this instance, resources include Nazis.
6. Most countries don't buy multi-million dollar weapons they'll never use. This could also be applied to your NASA question.
America: What happens when you get a whole continent to yourself, and everyone wants to join the party.
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