In & Out Burger or Five Guys?

Fuck that shit. 
 
FATBURGER MAKES YOU THIN SON

Never been to in n out, but 5 guys all the way. 
 
 
also, shoulda been a poll.

MOTHERFUCKING FIVE GUYS SON but I love In-N-Out as well. Luckily I live in an area where both places are nearby me. 

Five Guys, no contest.  I've had In-N-Out and honestly do not understand why people are so nuts about it. Like it, sure, I work with people who swear up and down it's greatest goddamn burger ever crafted by a human.

WHY IS THIS NOT A POLL GODDAMMIT.

In n' Out is solid.

Five Guys, I also like the 2 pounds of awesome french fries at the bottom of the bag.

is five guys any good? i heard about them and there is actually one a couple of towns/cities over. i would say five guys is good.

 
In n out is great because of its simplicity.  Burger, cheese, sauce, lettuce, tomato.  Very simple but incredibly good.  I've never had five guys so I won't judge.

Are we talking fast food establishments? Neither of these places are in Canada =/

I think Five Guys is the only one within 100 miles of where I live, so imma go with that.

" I've had In-N-Out and honestly do not understand why people are so nuts about it. Like it, sure, I work with people who swear up and down it's greatest goddamn burger ever crafted by a human. "

Both Five Guys and In-N-Out are fantastic. I've only had In-N-Out once, though, so an actual weighing of options is out of the question. 
 
Though the best burger I've ever had still goes to Smokey's BBQ House in Lake Geneva.

In-N-Out.
 
Five Guys is getting run out of town in Southern California, it just doesn't cut it.

Five Guys.
 
I've never seen an In-N-Out as long as I've lived in Seattle.

Five Guys 
 
 
A bacon cheeseburger with cherry coke is the shit.

I live in GA and have never seen an In-N-Out, do those even exist down here? Five Guys by default (though they are great anyway)

Cheeburger

In-n-Out. I'm not a fan of 5 Guys.

Five Guys..... I'm not sure this question could go any other way.

I've never seen either of these establishments in my region of Texas :( 
I hate missing out on stuff. 
 
I could go for a great burger right about now.

In Canada we don't have either
 
So I vote Veras
You can't beat Vera's meat!

Five Guys is a better burger and they have better selection, but the dollar/tastyness factor is much better at In-And-Out. Five Guys is pretty pricey.

" Are we talking fast food establishments? Neither of these places are in Canada =/ "

Had both, In-N-Out is supreme.

The fries (bag fries overflowing) are pretty amazing at five guys.

What the hell are you guys talking about?

Never heard of either, Hardee's is where its at.

WTF is 5 guys? I live in California.

I've heard of In and Out burger for sure, but 5 guys sounds like magic. I'm up in Minnesota and have never seen any of these anywhere. I always get bummed about regional stuff, because it always seems so fucking awesome to eat. 
 
Edit: Okay holy shit apparently there is a 5 guys like 10 minutes away from where I live. Fucking awesome! I love trying out new burger places.

Sorry luv! No time for the ol' in-out, in-out. I've just come to check on the meter! 

I don't particularly like either. In & Out is hardly anything special. I find 5 Guys to be incredibly bad. Maybe it's just the one where I live, but it is extremely greasy and I find that disgusting.
 
I much prefer places like SmashBurger or Islands if I want a good hamburger. They both have better quality toppings and aren't greasy or salty.

In-N-Out. Five Guys tastes great, but damn son, those are some messy ass burgers. They almost always end up falling apart on me, and there're onions and mushrooms falling off the burger. In N Out's burgers are more simple and basic but there's a great purity in that and you've never got a mess on your hands.

....What the fuck are you guys talking about?

" ....What the fuck are you guys talking about? "