International talk like you are British Day.

I propose international talk like you're British day.  Tomorrow, I shall celebrate the wonderful accent of our overseas bretheren! And what better way to do that then to speak entirely like that, for an entire fuckin day?! 
 
Will you join me on this honorable quest, Giantbomb?!   
 
And if you're British, well, fucking talk like you normally talk then man, it's awesome.

I think they should have to talk like americans, really.

bollocks

" bollocks "

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I tried but it didn't make any difference.

I'm terrible at English accents.  Must be all that Scottish ancestry in my blood.

I ent know bout dat der govnor.  I be over by the lock toughening up me jab.  Got ta get in shape for the stick porking test.   First prize is a real kiffer of the noggen!  Gonna get a pair for me lass.   Look Right smashing der ga.
 
So I cant be late to this here column.  So Iz take a lovely rain check on that.  
 
Biff biff ye loggin bog. 

I actually had a joke about Electrical Beast for this post, but I can't figure out how to type in a British accent.

Oi, I talk like I'm british everyday!
 
So to be different, I'll talk without the accent for a day!

Pip pip cheerio? 

Arrrrr matey, I be British and like the Harry Potter. 
 
I go to Hogwarts, have bad theeeth, and eat shitty foooooods.  I like the football, but our national team sucks worse than America...hell, we tied with those bloody yanks.   
 
God save the Queen, top of the morning, cheerio, and I want to marry Prince Williams.   
 
EDIT:  BLIMEY!  Lord Voldermort is after us Muggles again!  What shall we do?  Let's get on our broomsticks and fly away, and then use our magic wands to fight the Death Eaters!

Taking into account the American kids on CoD trying to smack talk me by doing my accent, this should be good for lols :-)

CHEESE, CRUMPETS AND FINE SALUTATIONS MY GOOD FELLOWS. I SAY, IF MY SIX PENCE IS NOT TURNED INTO MY POSSESSION BY A QUARTER FORE THE MORROW'S EVE I PROPOSE I SHALL HAVE TO CARVE A CYLINDRICAL PROJECTILE INTO MY ASSOCIATE'S PRODIGIOUS BACK SIDE.      

TALLY HO! JIB JIB AND ALL THAT.

...I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots.  
 
When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished.  
 
But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.

Is "Brilliant!" the British version of the American phrase "Awesome!", or is that a David Tennant thing?  

Too bad my accent is really bad. This would actually be funny.

For sure I'll do it, it's just a real shame that I don't have classes on fridays so I won't get to freak out a room full of people.

Colour. Flavour. Tyre. Look at me spelling words wrong.

          all you fuckin burke's tryin this shit ain't proper you all doin it pete tong

" Colour. Flavour. Tyre. Look at me spelling words wrong. "

" @Vinchenzo said:

" Colour. Flavour. Tyre. Look at me spelling words wrong. "

Thats not good enough! As a Canadian I spell those words that way >=( "

" @Xeiphyer said:

" @Vinchenzo said:

" Colour. Flavour. Tyre. Look at me spelling words wrong. "

Thats not good enough! As a Canadian I spell those words that way >=( "

...you guys are owned by England so does it make a difference? "

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CHEESE, CRUMPETS AND FINE SALUTATIONS MY GOOD FELLOWS. I SAY, IF MY SIX PENCE IS NOT TURNED INTO MY POSSESSION BY A QUARTER FORE THE MORROW'S EVE I PROPOSE I SHALL HAVE TO CARVE A CYLINDRICAL PROJECTILE INTO MY ASSOCIATE'S PRODIGIOUS BACK SIDE.      

 

TALLY HO! JIB JIB AND ALL THAT.

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" ...I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots.   When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished.   But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder. "

Well it requires minimal effort on my part and it's always funny listening to Americans attempting to do what they think a "British" accent is. I'm all for it.

I'm not a britfag

COLOUR!

Alright mate, I was taking a bottle of veetamins, then suddenly wanker shows up and starts acting mad like an arse. Then his girlfriend next to the wanker's face was beastly, yet she had a great fanny. I said to her, crikey, what happened to your face? Then she is like you are not my cup of tea, this whole situation is bollocks. I was like you have a great body but your face is rubbish and I don't want to shag you. Then the tosser gets mad and throws a punch at me before I dropped the bloody wanker then I had to leg it after I said cherios. Cheers for listening to my story.

OP is a moron. There are hundreds of 'British accents'.
 
Only ignorant Americans think all British people are cockneys or posh. 
 
Oh and 'Britain' also includes Scotland and Wales, you ignorant pricks.

" OP is a moron. There are hundreds of 'British accents'. Only ignorant Americans think all British people are cockneys or posh.  Oh and 'Britain' also includes Scotland and Wales, you ignorant pricks. "

I'm English, and none of this topic makes any sense to me.
 
Go figure.

This is racist.

"           all you fuckin burke's tryin this shit ain't proper you all doin it pete tong "

I celebrate this every day.

" OP is a moron. There are hundreds of 'British accents'. Only ignorant Americans think all British people are cockneys or posh.  Oh and 'Britain' also includes Scotland and Wales, you ignorant pricks. "

" @MysteriousBob said:

" OP is a moron. There are hundreds of 'British accents'. Only ignorant Americans think all British people are cockneys or posh.  Oh and 'Britain' also includes Scotland and Wales, you ignorant pricks. "

Also Northern Ireland.
 
This thread is goddamn painful to read for someone that actually speaks in an English accent. "

Guh day, guvnah.

You talkin' to me, you rat bastard, jew motherfucker?

Every other day is International Wish You Were British Day.

I'm pretty sure every attempt at an English accent I've read in this thread would have resulted in nothing else but a smack in the mouth. I'd like to see more Scottish attempts, its so easy to pick up on someone who is forcing a Scottish accent.

Fool me.

As an Englishman I feel entitled to say, fuck you all. (I love you really guys) 

Of all the British stereotypes I never get the bad teeth stereotype, I was born with bad teeth sure but we get free orthodontic treatment. Jokes on you, America!

Yar, me laddies! Hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for Bluefields.  
 
Avast! Scrub me poop deck first though.
 
That's british talk, right?  

Lovely jubbly.

" Lovely jubbly. "

Jesus are you guys bad at this, I've never met a single person who spoke the way you think we do. 
 
But I guess in the spirit of things - oh bloody hell.

How man you little arsehole why divin't ye fuck right off. Way aye man like.