Jaffa Cake-cake or biscuit?

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#1  Edited By dbz1995
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#2  Edited By dbz1995

This has been discussed in the House of Commons, so it is obviously a matter of great importance.
 I say cake.

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#3  Edited By MysteriousBob

This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion.

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#4  Edited By dbz1995
@MysteriousBob said:
" This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion. "
However, it was argued by Her Majesties Customs and Excise and is constantly changing in classification.
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#5  Edited By Griddler

I went with E. because it was the witty answer... Neither is the correct answer though.

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#6  Edited By nrain

It's a cake, definitely.

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#7  Edited By Oriental_Jams

It's a cake- it goes hard when it stales (like all cakes), whereas biscuits go soft. Tea time is serious business gentlemen.

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#8  Edited By Brunchies

E. wittiness is the best way to solve a problem.

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#9  Edited By Geno

Zomg an all out war between hamburgers and cake. May our souls survive this day!

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#10  Edited By Shazam
@dbz1995 said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion. "
However, it was argued by Her Majesties Customs and Excise and is constantly changing in classification. "
They argued it and they lost the case. Chocolate covered biscuits are subject to VAT but cakes are not. Being the greedy bastards they were, Customs took McVitie's to court. McVitie's proved that Jaffa Cakes are actually cakes because they go hard when stale. So in answer to your question, Jaffa Cakes are in fact, cakes.
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#11  Edited By Hamst3r

 
Common ingredients for chocolate cake: Flour, Sugar, Coca, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, Salt, Eggs, Milk, Butter, Vegetable Oil, Vanilla Extract.
 
Common ingredients for chocolate biscuits: Flour, Sugar, Cocoa, Baking Soda / Baking Powder, Eggs, Milk, Butter, Vegetable Oil.
 
Definition of a biscuit: "A small soft cake"

Biscuits are cake.
 
EDIT: Oh and Hamburgers are sandwiches. The "hamburger" is the meat patty. When that meat patty is placed between two pieces of bread, it's a Hamburger Sandwich. A sandwich is anything between two other things.

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#12  Edited By Shazam
@Hamst3r said:
"  Common ingredients for chocolate cake: Flour, Sugar, Coca, Baking Soda, Baking Powder, Salt, Eggs, Milk, Butter, Vegetable Oil, Vanilla Extract. Common ingredients for chocolate biscuits: Flour, Sugar, Cocoa, Baking Soda / Baking Powder, Eggs, Milk, Butter, Vegetable Oil.  Definition of a biscuit: "A small soft cake"Biscuits are cake. "
Biscuits are hard cooked, cakes are not. Also, biscuits go soft when stale but cakes go hard. Get thee to a bakery and study.
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#13  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Shazam said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion. "
However, it was argued by Her Majesties Customs and Excise and is constantly changing in classification. "
They argued it and they lost the case. Chocolate covered biscuits are subject to VAT but cakes are not. Being the greedy bastards they were, Customs took McVitie's to court. McVitie's proved that Jaffa Cakes are actually cakes because they go hard when stale. So in answer to your question, Jaffa Cakes are in fact, cakes. "
And just to rub it in. McVitie's made a giant Jaffa Cake just to get the point home.
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#14  Edited By Hamst3r
@Shazam: Cooking method does not negate the fact that the ingredients are identical and the definition of biscuit is a small cake. Get thee hooked on phonics and read what I posted. :P
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#15  Edited By Shazam
@Hamst3r said:
" @Shazam: Cooking method does not negate the fact that the ingredients are identical and the definition of biscuit is a small cake. Get thee hooked on phonics and read what I posted. :P "
Google has provided no rebuttal. Well played sir. I still side with McVitie's in this argument though.
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#16  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

What is a Jaffa cake?

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#17  Edited By Oriental_Jams
@W0lfbl1tzers said:

" What is a Jaffa cake? "

Jaffa Cake
 
 Jaffa Cakes are circular, approximately 54 mm (2⅛ inches) in diameter and consist of three layers: a sponge cake base, a layer of orange flavoured jelly and a coating of dark chocolate. Despite claims that the orange jelly in Jaffa Cakes is actually apricot flavoured with tangerine essence, the list of ingredients on a 2008 label show the cakes are made with orange juice and does not list apricot as an ingredient.
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#18  Edited By MysteriousBob
@dbz1995 said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion. "
However, it was argued by Her Majesties Customs and Excise and is constantly changing in classification. "
And they won. Its a cake. I don't give a damn about their tax status, fact is fact. Its a god damn cake and there is no reason to argue that.
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#19  Edited By eroticfishcake
@W0lfbl1tzers:
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It's a confectionary that's produced in the U.K. It's size is about half the diameter of a CD-ROM. It's has a spongy base with a choclate covering filled with a "smashy orangey centre" despite the fact that it's a tangerine (or apricot) jelly.
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#20  Edited By penguindust

Jaffa cakes or biscuits?!  I'm still having trouble with the whole crumpet thing, now this?  I'll not sleep well tonight with this conundrum on my mind.

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#21  Edited By eroticfishcake

Now that I think about it. "Jaffa Biscuits" do not sound appealling at the slightest.

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#22  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@Oriental_Jams: @eroticfishcake: Sounds and looks delicious despite its name.
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#23  Edited By Alphonzo

I couldn't identify one of these jaffa cakes if I wanted to.

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#24  Edited By Canberra
@dbz1995 said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" This isn't a matter of opinion. It is fact that they are cakes. No part of them have the quality of biscuits. They're called Jaffa Cakes. End of discussion. "
However, it was argued by Her Majesties Customs and Excise and is constantly changing in classification. "


I need a link to its classification changing and it being brought up in the house of commons.

Otherwise, there is no argument and it is indeed a cake by definition.

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#25  Edited By Joker_777

Sponge = Cake

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#26  Edited By dbz1995

Nobody said both? I thought that would have been common.

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#27  Edited By Lashe

Cake. It says cake in the name! And where's the biscuit base? Fools.

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#28  Edited By limewizard

It has been proven that it was a cake in a huge debate, like the OP said. 'Nuff said.

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#29  Edited By clarvalon
The jaffa cake is a lie ('tis a biscuit). 
 
And yes, I was apalled enough that nobody had made such an obvious, obligatory quip that I had to make an account.  Nerts.
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#30  Edited By KING_CANVAS

 
E.

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#31  Edited By JellyFish_Gsus
@Oriental_Jams said:
" It's a cake- it goes hard when it stales (like all cakes), whereas biscuits go soft. Tea time is serious business gentlemen. "
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#32  Edited By Linkyshinks

Jaffa's are definitely cakes.