Jobless

I need a damn job. There's so many games I need to play and I'm broke as hell.

I need a damn job. There's so many games I need to play and I'm broke as hell.

Become a berry picker.

Prostitution

Well good luck with that.

lack of employment sucks.

" Prostitution "

Welcome to my life.

" lack of employment sucks. "

Yeah.. FYL

" I need a damn job. There's so many games I need to play and I'm broke as hell. "

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Prostitution "

it's not as easy as it looks, you know!  "

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Prostitution "

it's not as easy as it looks, you know!  "

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Prostitution "

it's not as easy as it looks, you know!  "

A job besides prostitution guys! I want want my penis to fall from working so much! I need a lot of money!

Sling crack on the corner. 
It doesn't require any formal training or a diploma and there's plenty of room for promotions and learning life-skills.
 
Just make sure you have a gun...you really really need a gun.

I've been out of work for 18 years, I should probably consider doing something about it at some point. 
 

yeah.... good luck with that.... 

" Sling crack on the corner.  It doesn't require any formal training or a diploma and there's plenty of room for promotions and learning life-skills.  Just make sure you have a gun...you really really need a gun. "

" @BunkerBuster said:

" Sling crack on the corner.  It doesn't require any formal training or a diploma and there's plenty of room for promotions and learning life-skills.  Just make sure you have a gun...you really really need a gun. "

Not really..... actually I know a lot of dudes with just switchblades and they have never had a.... oh wait.... Well scratch that last part, but you don't need a gun, but it does make you look a whole lot more G  "

" @baconbits33 said:

" @BunkerBuster said:

" Sling crack on the corner.  It doesn't require any formal training or a diploma and there's plenty of room for promotions and learning life-skills.  Just make sure you have a gun...you really really need a gun. "

Not really..... actually I know a lot of dudes with just switchblades and they have never had a.... oh wait.... Well scratch that last part, but you don't need a gun, but it does make you look a whole lot more G  "

I'm not really here to judge your "friends" but if some bitch is on your corner you're not going to stab him...you whip out your piece and you show his the hatred of a thousand suns. Its also what helps with getting promotions, if you know what I mean (WINK WINK). "

" yeah.... good luck with that.... 

"

" @jadeskye: no respect in this business.. :(  "

" @AjayRaz said:

" @jadeskye: no respect in this business.. :(  "

Hey you're supposed to be my japanese bondage rope model. What happened to THAT huh?  "

There is NOTHING you NEED to play. You only WANT to play.

I can only give you these three suggestions: 
1. Borrow Games ( Emulation)
2. Steal Games 
3. Steal Games ( Emulation )

" yeah.... good luck with that.... 

"

i wish you luck on your noble endeavor.

good luck

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Prostitution "

it's not as easy as it looks, you know!  "

" @AjayRaz said:

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" Prostitution "

it's not as easy as it looks, you know!  "

I heard Brad has a good technique nailed down. "

" Why are you in GiantBomb if you don't have a job? "

Try selling a kidney. Who need two kidney when only one can get the job done. 
God gave us two just so we could have some spare change when we need it.

 Well whatever you do don't get into making video games. You'll just get burnt out or laid off after a few years and be back in the same boat. I recommend crab fisherman. It's great for developing upper body strength, and there's lots of money in it.

The whole economy is completely upside down at this point.   
 
One of my friends is making a killing though, repo guy.  Not a joke, he's says they're so busy he's working 12+ hour days.  

Work in a bowling center.

Go on the bombcast, become a star.