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I found this to be quite entertaining. :)

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#2  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

i like theses 2 even though i wouldn't say i was religious 

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#3  Edited By Rowr

gotta start the brainwash process while their still young.

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#4  Edited By BlindEffekt

Lol, such an awesome read!

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#5  Edited By SonicBomb

Ok

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#6  Edited By SonicBomb

Ok

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SonicBomb said:
"Ok"
Ok? Just don't post at all if you have nothing to say... v_v'

BlindEffekt said:
"Lol, such an awesome read!"

Lol indeed.
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#8  Edited By serbsta

Last one is epic.

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some are funny, now post God's response

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#10  Edited By Termite
Cesb02 said:
"some are funny, now post God's response"
God's response:

"Time for another flood"
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#11  Edited By Bennyishere

I'd like to live 900 years too.

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Cesb02 said:
"some are funny, now post God's response"
[Morgan Freemans voice]; "Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
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#13  Edited By crunchUK

go kids!!

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#14  Edited By atejas

I lol'd.
Wonder if I was that bad when I was young?

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#15  Edited By BlindEffekt
serbsta said:
"Last one is epic."
The kid speaks from the heart!
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#16  Edited By BiggerBomb

Haha

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#17  Edited By Karmum

"Thank you for the baby brother, even though I prayed for a puppy."

"If we come back as something else please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - I hate her."

"I am American, what are you?"

"I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over." - Sam

I hope they aren't writing these letters in school.

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#18  Edited By 10MP

jokes on them, god doesn't even exsist.

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Lol, if these are even for real! XD

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#20  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

Hahaha, some of those were really good.

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#21  Edited By Jayge_

These are hilarious. Don't care if they are real or not.

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#22  Edited By TheJollyRajah
10MP said:
"jokes on them, god doesn't even exsist."
Don't jump to conclusions now, ya hear?
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"Dear God, I am American, what are you?"

That was the best, haha.
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#23  Edited By tokyochicken

This is pure win lol.

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Lol, glad you guys like them. I was smiling pretty much the whole time I was reading 'em lol.

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#25  Edited By Krypton

Lol these are awsome, great find Sentry =)

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"Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?" - Jane

This was one of the best ones lol. Hell they're all really great.

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#27  Edited By Manks

Those are awesome!  Great find.

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#28  Edited By Bulldog19892
Sentry said:
"Cesb02 said:
"some are funny, now post God's response"
[Morgan Freemans voice]; "Ha Ha Ha Ha!""
I knew it! Morgan Freeman is God!!!
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#29  Edited By Silverain

Ha, that's cute.

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#30  Edited By suneku

lmao! these are quite funny

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#31  Edited By brukaoru

Aww, those are awesome, and hilarious! :D

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#32  Edited By ItalyCanadian9

lol super mate.

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#33  Edited By TimeWaffle

that was funny cause there is no god 

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#34  Edited By Shocker

Lol those were pretty funny.

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#35  Edited By Scorched

lol
very funny and cute

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#36  Edited By DualReaver

Awe, these are great. :D

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#37  Edited By Quadrifoglio

Lol, cute.

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#38  Edited By wefwefasdf
TheJollyRajah said:
"10MP said:
"jokes on them, god doesn't even exsist."
Don't jump to conclusions now, ya hear?
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"Dear God, I am American, what are you?"

That was the best, haha."
Agreed.
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#39  Edited By Blu_Magic

The last one was my favorite.  =p

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#40  Edited By elbow

Those kids are soo awesome!

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#41  Edited By Pibo47

Dang, i was laughing so hard i started crying, that stuff is really funny. Good read.

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#42  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Who knew kids hated Giraffes so much.

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#43  Edited By Batman

XD  Where did you find that?

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#44  Edited By xruntime
Rowr said:
"gotta start the brainwash process while their still young."

Hahahahah
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#45  Edited By Duffman

Almost makes me want to cry.....but I guess I'll just go along and laugh.

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#46  Edited By semicolon1twlev2

Hahahhaa.

"If you let the dinosaur not exstinct we would not have a country.  You did the right thing."

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#47  Edited By UrbanGuerilla

Funny as hell, but I think there's a message too, slightly subtle depending on your perspective.

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#48  Edited By Supreme
"I'm American, what are you?"

LOL

But the best one hands down is "if you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin I will give you anything besides money or my chess set"

If God has the ability to give you a genie lamp, what makes you think he can't get a chess set? Lol, kids these days..
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#49  Edited By Supreme
DrDemon said:
"that was funny cause there is no god "
Hooray for ignorance. In a lighthearted thread you want to spread your beliefs as if they were right. You know, that's why they are called "beliefs" and not "facts"
I guess I shouldn't expect better from an insecure child though, right?
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Supreme said:
"DrDemon said:
"that was funny cause there is no god "
Hooray for ignorance. In a lighthearted thread you want to spread your beliefs as if they were right. You know, that's why they are called "beliefs" and not "facts"
I guess I shouldn't expect better from an insecure child though, right?"
This thread is full of laughter and lols, obviously people ignored him for that reason, why can you not do the same? Just ignore..