man selling bird dirt that looks like Micheal Jackson on ebay.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/08/12/Man-selling-Michael-Jackson-bird-poop/UPI-85111344815842/

i can kinda see his face in there. can you or do you think its just shit

Looks more like some anime elf.

I don't see MJ in it, but someone will buy it regardless.

Looks like Morticia to me.

Michael Jackson's soul?

I don't really see it...

@MrKlorox said:

Looks more like some anime elf.

Actually I can kinda see the "anime-ish elf", either way this is just pure bullshit (or birdshit in this case I guess), and I hope nobody is stupid enough to buy something like that.

Hee Hee Shamone!!

People are hilarious.

Looks more like Elvis to me, but that would probably sell less to the insane people that buy this shit.

Bird shit for 500$? That's a GREAT DEAL.

No one bought it.

It's ebay so no real limits on quality. Remember seeing items on ebay that were listed as haunted for hideous amounts of money. Just another thing on the internet to ignore/avoid unless you have -500 in common sense.

someone's going to buy it and together the whole world can let out a collective sigh in disbelief. I mean come on it barely resembles him!

I enjoy the fact that literal shit is being posted on the Off-Topic message boards instead of the usual metaphorical shit.

someone's going to buy it and together the whole world can let out a collective sigh in disbelief. I mean come on it barely resembles him!

I don't see it  at all. Somebody want to outline it?

I see two turtles trying to climb a rather complicated tree.

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

I see two turtles trying to climb a rather complicated tree.

@NlGHTCRAWLER: LOL

Reminds me more of the man with the machine gun, Laguna was his name.

I don't see MJ but I do see a person's head. Its kind of cool but I wouldn't pay for it.

It's Jackie with The Darkness.

I see marcelline from Adventure Time.

I always knew he was crap

Zing

STOP MAKING ME ANGRY. 

@Hamst3r said:

It's Jackie with The Darkness.

Where is this from?

Wait... I've seen this before. The bird needs better art skills before it can achieve an accurate rendering of the DF logo.

@doobie said:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/08/12/Man-selling-Michael-Jackson-bird-poop/UPI-85111344815842/

i can kinda see his face in there. can you or do you think its just shit

Is that long brown turd looking thing at the bottom Michael's nose?

Looks more like some anime elf.