Mythical creatures you wish did really exist

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Oh man, this won't end well.

Dragon God.

Why would you wish God existed? We'd all go to Hell.

@Vexxan said:

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Oh man, this won't end well.

You forget we are all atheist heathens here on Giant Bomb.

Unicorns, sexy sexy unicorns.

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Man I love you.

Girls on the internet.

I was going to say something extremely sexist but I chickened out and I’ll say Gnomes…

@JustKamToo said:

I was going to say something extremely sexist but I chickened out and I’ll say Gnomes…

I was gonna say something epic like dragons or ents but fuck yeah Gnomes would be awesome. The nice kind with ridiculous pointy hats that build shit.

Liches! Liches are METAL! Zombies and Vampires are lame. Give me an Undead demi-god, hell i'd learn to become one if they existed.

The lochness monster, because holy fuck that would be scary if it one day jumped out of the water and became beached.

Succubi.

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

@Shirogane said:

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

Uhh, God and the devil are inextricably connected. No God, no devil.

@GunnBjorn said:

@Shirogane said:

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

Uhh, God and the devil are inextricably connected. No God, no devil.

There was no rule saying we can't break that. Imagine the Devil without God, imagine the chaos.

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.

Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

dinosaurs

Mermaids, unicorns and pegasus.

The Squonk off course. Look at that adorable runny face.

@SomeDeliCook said:

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.

Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

YEAH! Imagine all of the chaos going on With Joker-Sting being really crazy for real.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Wasted no time trying to troll people, huh?

I'll say the platypus. There's no way that thing actually exists.

Werewolfs. Cause I want to be one...

Griffins would be pretty sweet.

 @SomeDeliCook said:

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.

Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

Mogwai. Also, Unicorns, duh.

Demogorgon, the prince of demons. Wait, no, that's a terrible idea!

Unicorn, Pegasus, Orcs, Dwarves.

Bugbear

God isnt a mythical creature, I dont want to argue about weather he is mythical or not, but Gods are not creatures.

I cant think of anything right now.

@Christoffer: An obscure Steely Dan reference as far as I'm concerned.

@Aas said:

Demogorgon, the prince of demons. Wait, no, that's a terrible idea!

I wonder how many people know where that is from...

Unic-

I have no original ideas (sad face).

Sorry OP, that bait is fairly lame.

Dragons or Werewolves, (and no, not the cheesy giant dogs from Twilight).

Blanka so i could shoot him in the head.

Just the entire world of Harry Potter, so I could go to Hogwarts and be trained properly in the art of magic and become an auror or work for the Ministry or something. And fucking fly around on a broomstick and play Quidditch. God that would be awesome.

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.

Unicorns. Horse meat is sooooooooooooooooooo nasty.

Mermaids and nymphs!

a Puma :)

@Clinkz said:

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.

Im an atheist, but i agree, it feels like he created this topic just so he could mention god.

Unicorns? Maybe? I think that'd be pretty cool, just knowing that there are Unicorns flying around out there. I'd feel bad if they started getting poached for their horns or something. Maybe not, then.

I was gonna say "ib4 God" but I guess I should have known better.

The Sarlacc. How cool would it be to feed your enemies to a creature that takes a thousand years to digest them?

I was going to say Narwhal, but I just looked it up and they are real! Dreams do come true.

The Chaos Gods:

• Khorne- god of war and bloodshed
• Nurgle- god of pestilence and destruction
• Tzeentch- god of cunning and change
• Slaanesh- god of sex and perversion

Problem is I don't know who to worship, Slaanesh or Tzeentch?

Fairy

Grammar Nazis and robot prostitutes that you can't tell from the real thing because for some reason Wicked Mistress doesn't think that's cheating, just silly if you had sex with them.

What's so good about unicorns? A horse with a spike - whoo flippin hooooo.

Manbearpig

Skylanders

Pokemon or Digimon.