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Posted by Ramone (3080 posts) 4 years, 9 days ago

Poll: Patrick's facial hair: Yay or Nay? (276 votes)

Yay 38%
Maybay 18%
Nay 26%
Neigh 17%

As you'll have noticed Patrick has cultivated something of a goatee despite him claiming he could not grow facial hair. What do you guys think?

Personally I'm on board.

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#1 Posted by BeachThunder (14578 posts) -

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

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#2 Posted by mlarrabee (3849 posts) -

Currently, my ability to grow facial hair is about on par with Patrick's, so watching him strut that is like two middle fingers to all you people who had a full beard at sixteen.

Patrick's facial hair is fantastic. It's not good, but it's fantastic and I hope he keeps it, at least for a while.

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#3 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

batrick

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#4 Posted by handlas (3172 posts) -

usually for facial hair but I think he looks better without it. NAAAAY. I wish I could grow it as full as he can tho so maybe it's just jealousy talking.

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#5 Edited by Strife777 (2083 posts) -

I think it's starting to look pretty alright. He doesn't really have a "beard kinda face", but I like it.

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#6 Posted by Nightriff (7116 posts) -

No, just no, so NEEEEEIGH

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#7 Edited by Icemael (6860 posts) -

It's all right. He still looks like he's 15 though.

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#8 Posted by Dalai (7868 posts) -
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#9 Posted by StarvingGamer (11360 posts) -

Why is Yea not an option?

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#10 Edited by CaptainObvious (2993 posts) -

It's pretty bad.

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#11 Posted by leinad44 (620 posts) -
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#12 Edited by awesomeusername (4606 posts) -

Seeming as I AM a horse, I chose Neigh. It's scary.

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#13 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

nay. he just looks better without it.

just like ryan looks worse without it. some people have the face for facial hair and some do not.

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#14 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

spock photo: Evil Spock is puzzled EvilSpockEyebrow.gif

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#15 Posted by awesomeusername (4606 posts) -
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#16 Edited by EuanDewar (5160 posts) -

I think it makes him look shitty but that's just me

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#17 Edited by pr1mus (4158 posts) -

Yes. No. Wait... Yay.

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#18 Edited by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

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#19 Posted by BeachThunder (14578 posts) -

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

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#20 Edited by MooseyMcMan (12541 posts) -

I am always pro-facial hair.

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#21 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -

Indifferent. The dude can do whatever he wants with his face.

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#22 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

@toowalrus said:

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

Yeah, like a Waluigi thing right? I'm with you, we're in this together.

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#23 Edited by Sinusoidal (3328 posts) -

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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#24 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

I'm still waiting for the Unprofessional Fridays episode where he's sitting in the host chair stroking a fat white cat while Drew plays some missile shooting simulator in the background.

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#25 Edited by DonChipotle (3387 posts) -

He's starting to look like an offbrand Kevin Corrigan so I am all for that

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#26 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

Pics? I don't really watch much video content anymore.

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#27 Posted by MocBucket62 (1849 posts) -
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#28 Edited by Kerned (1185 posts) -

I rocked some questionable facial hair for a while. No shame in it.

Shockingly, I met my wife when I looked like this.
Shockingly, I met my wife when I looked like this.

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#29 Posted by vaiz (3064 posts) -

Badtrick Zkoops Klepex. He wears a hamburger suit and cultivates goatees.

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#30 Posted by big_jon (6433 posts) -

It looks better than I expected to be honest.

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#31 Edited by SlashDance (1867 posts) -

@icemael said:

looks like he's 15.

That's still an improvement !

HA HA !

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#32 Posted by InfamousBIG (3309 posts) -
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#33 Posted by PersonaUser (15 posts) -

Patrick Clepek

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#34 Edited by Subjugation (4963 posts) -

He can do whatever he wants. I'm not his mother. Neither are any of you. I personally don't care about it either way.

Now if it was super patchy and made him look homeless, that might be different.

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#35 Posted by uniform (1842 posts) -

Nay. No matter how impressive the facial hair, when you look that young it always comes across as an underage gluing on a fake to get into the R-rated movie or purchase alcohol. I can sympathize, being 35 and still getting carded for cigarettes.

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#36 Edited by Ares42 (3558 posts) -

As someone else that can't grow facial hair I say "You go girl!"

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#37 Posted by UlquioKani (1372 posts) -

It makes him look sleazy so I'm all for it. Looks kinda like the guy who works at the porn section of one of my local video stores

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#38 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6117 posts) -

I don't like the look of it, but that's just me. I think that if Patrick likes it than that's all that matters.

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#39 Posted by Winternet (8397 posts) -

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

Whhaaa Whhaaa!

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#40 Posted by teh_destroyer (3693 posts) -

It looks neat when the camera is looking at him from that angle, with his hair all over the place.

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#41 Posted by DeathByWaffle (779 posts) -

It's bad, man. It really is.

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#42 Posted by ripelivejam (10906 posts) -

james franco

it's fine, let him do what he wants. frankly i've given up every time i've grown a beard (most luxurious it ever was was in my highschool senior year :\ guess they didn't give a shit)

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#43 Posted by DopeToast (543 posts) -

Definitely yay, but only if before he shaves it off completely, he keeps only the mustache for at least a week so we can see that madness on video.

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#44 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

-5000000000000 POINTS

It is The Grossest. I prefer Jeff to have facial hair.

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#45 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

It's yea, not yay.

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#46 Edited by breadfan (6803 posts) -

I wasn't aware that facial hair was such a divisive topic on the internet.

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#47 Edited by AlexW00d (7479 posts) -

It doesn't look like he drew it on any more, so that's a plus.

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#48 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (2357 posts) -

Definitely nay. He needs to shave that shit, pronto.

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#49 Edited by coakroach (2497 posts) -

Nay, he's supposed to look fourteen damn it.

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#50 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

I don't care, and he probably doesn't either.