Seriously, Shepard's crazy eyes are creeping me the hell out.

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Edited By kreeztoff

If you've been to the front page over the last week (today is Sunday January 23,2011), you'll have noticed the crazy, soul piercing stare of Commander Shepard (male) from Mass Effect. I always forget it's there, and it nearly makes me jump every time I load up the main page. This isn't a complaint, but seriously, is anybody else aware of just how absolutely horrifying that stare is? If those eyes were bearing down on me in a heated space interrogation, I'd give up the goods; it's just not worth being glared at by that creepy-as-fuck stare...

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#1  Edited By kreeztoff

If you've been to the front page over the last week (today is Sunday January 23,2011), you'll have noticed the crazy, soul piercing stare of Commander Shepard (male) from Mass Effect. I always forget it's there, and it nearly makes me jump every time I load up the main page. This isn't a complaint, but seriously, is anybody else aware of just how absolutely horrifying that stare is? If those eyes were bearing down on me in a heated space interrogation, I'd give up the goods; it's just not worth being glared at by that creepy-as-fuck stare...

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#2  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

I think its nice,i can get lost in those big blue endless eyes of his *sigh* ahhh Shepard XD
Wait...that wasnt funny...it as awkward...and weird...damn it!

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#3  Edited By Video_Game_King

He's even creepier when he opens his mouth. For example:
 

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#4  Edited By MooseyMcMan

One time I wasn't paying attention, and I thought it was Jeff's face. Then I did a double take, and remembered the goofy ways GB does stuff. 

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#5  Edited By MarkWahlberg

Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants. 

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#6  Edited By MooseyMcMan
@MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Well, he is modeled after a Dutch guy... 
 
 
(joking). 
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#7  Edited By FlyingRat

Just be glad it's not Jimmy Wales. That shit is terrifying.

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#8  Edited By velucyraptor
@MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Oh god now it's all I see
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#9  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

Default Male Shepard's combo of freaky voice and goddamn creepy eyes make it impossible to deal with him.

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#10  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@velucyraptor said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Oh god now it's all I see "

 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
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#11  Edited By Turambar

I never had a problem with that stare.  Now it creeps me the fuck out.  Thanks OP.

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#12  Edited By velucyraptor
@MarkWahlberg: UNNECESSARY
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#13  Edited By Little_Socrates
@MarkWahlberg: Absolutely necessary.
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#14  Edited By Make_Me_Mad
@MarkWahlberg:
Is that you, York?
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#15  Edited By DiscoDuck8k

I knew someone was bound to show that horrible smile. You monster.

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#16  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@velucyraptor:  

 This is the very first time you see him in ME2. This man is insane.
 This is the very first time you see him in ME2. This man is insane.

 
 Don't ask where his hands are.
 Don't ask where his hands are.

 
 
 
 again with the rape face.
 again with the rape face.

 

 Happy Shepard = Pantsless Shepard.
 Happy Shepard = Pantsless Shepard.
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#17  Edited By Bloodgraiv3

I like those crazy eyes =P
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#18  Edited By iam3green

yeah, i noticed those eyes also. i just clicked on a new tab to look at them. they scared me a little bit. i wasn't expecting them after reading what you said.

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#19  Edited By Yummylee
@MarkWahlberg said:
" @velucyraptor:  

 This is the very first time you see him in ME2. This man is insane.
 This is the very first time you see him in ME2. This man is insane.

 
 Don't ask where his hands are.
 Don't ask where his hands are.

 
 
 
 again with the rape face.
 again with the rape face.

 

 Happy Shepard = Pantsless Shepard.
 Happy Shepard = Pantsless Shepard.
"
With grins like that, it wouldn't be all that difficult to replicate your Shepard into Francis York Morgan. Maybe spice some brown over his teeth.. and wulah!
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#20  Edited By velucyraptor
@MarkWahlberg: Baha all chances of my ever re-playing as male shep have just been gruesomely violated &tossed in a shallow grave, I hope you're pleased with yourself
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#21  Edited By wwfundertaker

Those are some cold blooded eyes.

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#22  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

He watches you sleep you know.

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#23  Edited By Driadon
@MarkWahlberg said:
" @velucyraptor said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Oh god now it's all I see "

 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
"
Francis York Morgan?!
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#24  Edited By Scrawnto
@Driadon said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" @velucyraptor said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Oh god now it's all I see "

 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
"
Francis York Morgan?! "
They must have gone to the same charm school.
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#26  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Wow, it just made me jump too. Good call, it's creepy and alarming.

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#27  Edited By WickedCestus

I tried to have a staring contest with him. I clicked the Forums tab and won. It was pretty cool.

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#28  Edited By Legend
@dudeglove said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" @velucyraptor said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" Yeah. I can't play with the default Shepard face because he always looks like he's about to either stab you or take off his pants.  "
Oh god now it's all I see "

 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
 Is this the face of a man who wears pants? I think not.
"

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Coincidence? I think not. "
LMAO!