So let's say a woman...

who you aren't in a relationship with is doing her makeup or fixing her hair or trying to make her self pretty in some other way in front of you. Does that mean there's zero chance that she has any interest in you? Maybe it's strange, but for some reason I've related women trying to pretty up themselves with being unattracted to you. Maybe it's because I assume that a woman wouldn't want anyone she's trying to impress to be in her presence while she's in the process of making herself look better. The one she's trying to impress can only see the finished product. 

a woman

@Laketown said:

a woman

You're thinking too much. 
 
Just touch her shoulder. 
 

Find out, grab her tie her up put her in your car and keep her until she says yours the reason!

Maybe you should put on make up in front of her and see how she feels!

Depends on the person. Just like most situations.

Assume the fetal position and pray.

You guys are being silly.  
 
@Ghost_Cat said:

@H2Oyea: Did this happen to you two hours ago?

Th@H2Oyea said:

You guys are being silly.

This topic is silly!

My ex wouldn't put makeup on in front of me, she'd always go to the bathroom and do it however she never really wore much in the first place. 
 
However if this is a girl you like, honestly the longer you get sucked into a potential friend zone the harder it is going to be to get out. If you want to keep her as a friend then i'd say don't go for it unless you are certain; if you don't mind losing her as a friend, i'd let her know how you feel. If she rejects you, it may make things awkward and you may not want to hang out with her anymore and if you have mutual friends it may make things weird with them for a bit.

Th@H2Oyea said:

You guys are being silly.

This topic is silly!

As my mentor Jesse Thorn would ask: Was your dick out?

I'd say it shows she feels comfortable around you. So yeah, sex is out of the question.

I've had gf's that went in the bathroom and shot the door to get made up. WTF? My current gf does her make up out in the open and even talks to me the whole time. Then again my gf was a model when she was younger so she used to doing that in front of people.

Tap da sheet ma man. AH YOU NO WHAD I MEEN!

my gf does her make up in front of me sometimes, but i think you've been friendzone'd. are you going on a date with these women or you just going out?

It completely depends on the girl. If it's your sister, then lol no she does NOT want your babies. If it's a random female friend, then maybe she wants your babies.

my gf does her make up in front of me sometimes, but i think you've been friendzone'd. are you going on a date with these women or you just going out?

it means she doesn't even see you. Probably because you are a ghost.

@CrimsonNoir said:

my gf does her make up in front of me sometimes, but i think you've been friendzone'd. are you going on a date with these women or you just going out?

Uuuuh...something. Let's say that this was just asked out of curiosity, but the girl I actually want I haven't been near for nearly a year, and even then...ugh. Yeah, bad memories. 

Does it mean you have no chance? I have no idea. 
 
But to be frank, the longer you put off making your intentions clear, the less chance it will happen. From the moment you meet a woman, the clock starts ticking to make the move, 'lest you forever be left in the land of not having sex and letting her cry on your shoulder when an emotionally abusive bad-boy boyfriend rips her heart out. 
 
And then you still won't have sex, there will be tear stains on your shirt, and you are going to go home and cry and masturbate. 
 
Just ask her out, is what I am trying to say.

you're over thinking it

Be a man.
 
You've been friend zoned. The mere fact your on a forum contemplating what she thinks proves this. So now crush her ego by asking out a prettier girl and then proceed to parade her around her.

girl look at me 
what to do

A woman.

There is obviously only one rule that applies to all women. Can't the mods start deleting these threads?

@Laketown said:

a woman

Well you could wind up with one of those mythical "we were buddies and then became lovers" relationships that only happen in movies or on TV, but I guess in this wild and wacky world anything is possible.  I'd say that if a woman is comfortable enough to let you see her getting ready to go out on a date with someone else you are firmly in the "friend" zone and there is little chance of moving up from that.
 
But if you're so inclined to try, I suggest smelling her hair.  Chicks dig that, right?  

If you find yourself in a situation where there is a woman in the room with you don't make eye contact and run as fast as you can.

Girls like guys who don't cripple themselves with over-thinking.

Women do that shit all the time. I remember my gf did it before we were together. It means nothing. 

If you see a PYT, right in front of your tree, 
 
DO THE CREEP

I believe I haven't found myself in a situation like this one before.

@Mmmslash said:

Does it mean you have no chance? I have no idea. But to be frank, the longer you put off making your intentions clear, the less chance it will happen. From the moment you meet a woman, the clock starts ticking to make the move, 'lest you forever be left in the land of not having sex and letting her cry on your shoulder when an emotionally abusive bad-boy boyfriend rips her heart out. And then you still won't have sex, there will be tear stains on your shirt, and you are going to go home and cry and masturbate. Just ask her out, is what I am trying to say.

@NeverDave said:

Girls like guys who don't cripple themselves with over-thinking.

Good advice. As soon as you start developing feelings for a girl, you should probably make a move... otherwise you become one of those guys that tries to get to know her in one sense, and manipulate it into becoming something else, which is shitty to do to someone and rarely ever works.

No. 

In the words of Coyote Smith, you're fucked.

Kill the painted harlots

You're not-fucked, she's not interested.

damn dude, that shit's straight outa hardcore nerdville.

first thing you do is be like woah, you trying to get all sexy for me, see how she reacts, proceed accordingly. EEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

@H2Oyea:  
 
That's some major friends, and staying friends shit right there. Most girls I've known don't do that sort of thing unless they have no interest in you whatsoever. I knew one girl who made me wait outside of her apartment for thirty minutes while she did her make-up.

I don't think it is, I can see how you drew that conclusion, but you're most likely reading too much into it. On a related note fake your own death.

If you see a PYT, right in front of your tree,  DO THE CREEP