The Magic Castle Bought By.... Randy Pitchford!

Yup, the straight-lace and completely squeaky-clean Randy Pitchford has bought the Magic Castle. I was initially surprised by this news for about five seconds, and then I remembered who Randy Pitchford was, and this makes total sense: Randy Pitchford loves magic. Also, both the Magic Castle and Randy Pitchford don't have a history of being slimy or creepy. So the question is: now that the two have joined forces, is Randy about to unleash a whole new world of wholesome magic onto the masses?

Or does this mean the Magic Castle will soon turn into a magic sex cult facility with a secret dungeon theater?

Not entirely surprising since he's owned Genii Magazine for some time, this seems like the logical next step for someone with too much money.

I'm 1000% sure the Magic Castle already has a magic sex cult dungeon. All places where magicians hang out always do.

Between this and Gilbert Gottfried passing away, I've had enough internet for one day.

Randy Pitchford is 1000% the person I would task to manage The Magic Castle after the latter was embroiled in repeated allegations of sexual misconduct and racism.

This also crossed my mind as well. I guess he can skip the construction part then!

Maybe they're just looking to cast the part of Butt Stallion for the Borderlands movie.

"I work for the government now!"

"But previously you specialized in narcissistic sociopaths with delusions of grandeur."

"Yes!"

"So in that way your work's not changed."

Randy is sort of a fraudster....and basically not a good human being.

I don't know why but I feel like theres a lot of crossover between magicians and those creeps who call themselves pick up artists who keep excel sheets on the women they trick into having sex with them.

Sorry magicians who don't do that but it just feels like a thing