I feel that I am not represented by any of these categories! >=(
- I'm not a new guy cause, well, I've been here for awhile. Beside that, I never did the "HAY GUYZ!" post. - I'll admit that sometimes I'm down, but this never manifests into a blog about my sad, sad life. I may be pessimistic but I'm sure no gives a flying fuck about the going's on of my personal life. After all, this is a site about videogames. - Sure, I've posted a couple of "Cool story, bro's" before, but upon looking at a Sad Guy's thread and seeing pages and pages of the meme I just abstain from saying anything. - I don't report shit, I am not a fucking rat-fink. - After looking down my pants, I can conclude I am a male and therefore the last two do not apply.
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, and yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
It's called a typo from quickly throwing something up on a thread where some retard is making fun of all of you... Thanks for pointing it out teach, I'd be lost with out you! Like I care what this person will have to say in the first place, it's just humorous. It would take a total moron to think that he wouldn't try to target me in Part 2 or 3 or 4 or whatever part of a waste of space on the internet this is. Sorry, all I saw when I quickly browsed the forum area below the news was just another retard who could probably be adding something useful or helpful. Wow I even messed up and quoted/replied to the wrong person when first typing this! I hope Atomasist is ok w/ that, I might not sleep tonight if not!! "
I never got an answer for my last statement, but instead insults where you try to belittle me. Now why don't you stop inflating your ego, (because frankly I think its gonna blow) and write a well thought out response to my last statement. I will be sitting patiently in front of my monitor awaiting your response. Sincerely, Atomasist "
I don't need to as you can see from Sin4profit's comment you did it all yourself. I was purely just stating a fact.
WTF do I need to respond to? All you did was like the dork that you are jumped all over me cuz of a typo. Keep sitting in front of your monitor, I'm going Mtn. Biking... OUTDOORS!! EEK!!
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
@HS21: ooh ooh! what part is, "i passive aggressively use grammar correction to help validate my arguments and/or insinuate the ignorance of poster i'm debating whiles ignoring the fact that English may not be their native language" guy gonna be on? "
While you ignore the fact that >90% of the site's users are native English speakers and having to translate "The graphics of game were fun and fantastic impressive, but it deserve lower scores due to lockouts of features" is fucking annoying.
I don't know which I fit into, I kind of just post my thoughts about stuff and extremely occasionally (twice?) get into an argument. Also, I think "govermentcheese" needs his own category.
I lol'd at the "new guy" picture. anywho this is a nice list, I may know where I fit in now according to this list but I'm still looking forward to what's next.
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
@HS21: ooh ooh! what part is, "i passive aggressively use grammar correction to help validate my arguments and/or insinuate the ignorance of poster i'm debating whiles ignoring the fact that English may not be their native language" guy gonna be on? "
If he said English wasn't his first language I would of apologized, but you knew that right? No, you in your attempt to be witty made a false assumption. "
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
@HS21: ooh ooh! what part is, "i passive aggressively use grammar correction to help validate my arguments and/or insinuate the ignorance of poster i'm debating whiles ignoring the fact that English may not be their native language" guy gonna be on? "
While you ignore the fact that >90% of the site's users are native English speakers and having to translate "The graphics of game were fun and fantastic impressive, but it deserve lower scores due to lockouts of features" is fucking annoying. "
...whiles ya many much MORE ignore the fact that my post was primarily about the all too common pretension of correcting someone's grammar in replace of a valid argument. i ain't sayin the guy who's catagorizing the guy who's catagorizing guys ain't a dick, i'm just sayin grammar nazis are an obnoxious bunch and deserve a place on this delightfully amusing list.
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
@HS21: ooh ooh! what part is, "i passive aggressively use grammar correction to help validate my arguments and/or insinuate the ignorance of poster i'm debating whiles ignoring the fact that English may not be their native language" guy gonna be on? "
While you ignore the fact that >90% of the site's users are native English speakers and having to translate "The graphics of game were fun and fantastic impressive, but it deserve lower scores due to lockouts of features" is fucking annoying. "
...whiles ya many much MORE ignore the fact that my post was primarily about the all too common pretension of correcting someone's grammar in replace of a valid argument. i ain't sayin the guy who's catagorizing the guy who's catagorizing guys ain't a dick, i'm just sayin grammar nazis are an obnoxious bunch and deserve a place on this delightfully amusing list. "
I'm shocked at the lack of Christonice action here. SHOCKED I SAY
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
@HS21: ooh ooh! what part is, "i passive aggressively use grammar correction to help validate my arguments and/or insinuate the ignorance of poster i'm debating whiles ignoring the fact that English may not be their native language" guy gonna be on? "
While you ignore the fact that >90% of the site's users are native English speakers and having to translate "The graphics of game were fun and fantastic impressive, but it deserve lower scores due to lockouts of features" is fucking annoying. "
...whiles ya many much MORE ignore the fact that my post was primarily about the all too common pretension of correcting someone's grammar in replace of a valid argument. i ain't sayin the guy who's catagorizing the guy who's catagorizing guys ain't a dick, i'm just sayin grammar nazis are an obnoxious bunch and deserve a place on this delightfully amusing list. "
But what about the guy who's categorising the guy who's categorising the guy who's categorising the guy who's being a dick to the guy who made a blog post categorising the people of the forum eh
" You're average internet tough-guy/loser that thinks he knows everything and categorizes people for attention.
"
Firstly it's, 'Youraverage internet tough...' not you are. Now if you wanted to use 'You're' you would need to say, 'You're an average...' but then you would need to remove the picture. Lastly you just categorized him, and yet criticized him for the exact thing. Hm... "
It's called a typo from quickly throwing something up on a thread where some retard is making fun of all of you... Thanks for pointing it out teach, I'd be lost with out you! Like I care what this person will have to say in the first place, it's just humorous. It would take a total moron to think that he wouldn't try to target me in Part 2 or 3 or 4 or whatever part of a waste of space on the internet this is. Sorry, all I saw when I quickly browsed the forum area below the news was just another retard who could probably be adding something useful or helpful. Wow I even messed up and quoted/replied to the wrong person when first typing this! I hope Atomasist is ok w/ that, I might not sleep tonight if not!! "
I never got an answer for my last statement, but instead insults where you try to belittle me. Now why don't you stop inflating your ego, (because frankly I think its gonna blow) and write a well thought out response to my last statement. I will be sitting patiently in front of my monitor awaiting your response. Sincerely, Atomasist "
I don't need to as you can see from Sin4profit's comment you did it all yourself. I was purely just stating a fact. WTF do I need to respond to? All you did was like the dork that you are jumped all over me cuz of a typo. Keep sitting in front of your monitor, I'm going Mtn. Biking... OUTDOORS!! EEK!! "
'LAWLZ' at your statement being a fact. If you read my last statement which I'll put here for your convenience, 'Lastly you just categorized him, and yet criticized him for the exact thing.' So basically you mocked the OP for his categorization, yet you do the same to him. Why is that? If you want to disagree with him, then say it. You do not need to post a picture of him to get your point across, only children do such low things. Again you try to insult me by saying I'm a geek and stay inside. Well If you actually knew me, you would realize that I go hiking in the Shenandoah Nation Park, but wait you do know me right? Since you made a lot of true assumption I'll make some for you. I say your 16, do drugs, low grades in school, no friends, socially awkward, and a virgin. Now if you excuse me, I have to go fly in a helicopter to Tom Hanks house where were going to pick up some chicks. * Sincerly, Atomasist aka Tom Hanks best friend * * Denotes statements that may be false. "
1. I didn't categorize him, I just called it how I saw it you silly son of a bitch. He's making a stab at every1 on GiantBomb including his damn self and YOU. (we all especially know this now) 2. I didn't post his FN picture, it's his damn avatar, foolish him for doing it, besides I figured that would be a bit more affective than plain text. 3. Children? I'm probably older than you are by far couldn't be bothered by this immature back and forth (what you think is intelligent) rant any longer. 4. Wow, your going hiking? EXTREME! I didn't know they made hiking boots for penises. 5. I have done drugs, lots of different kinds, mostly psychadelics but that was in/after high school and it was pretty fun. I've smoked joints far bigger than your tiny prick. 6. I went to catholic school for a good while and was an honor student until I stopped giving a shit the last couple years in high school. 7. I was pretty damn popular as well and cool w/ just about everyone. 8. I had two 5 year long relationships (with GIRLS!) so I've probably had more sex than you'll ever have in you entire life, much more interesting as well. 9. Out of the poeple I no longer hang out w/ from school (by choice) I'm the only one who isn't addicted to Coke or H and make more money than just about all of them.
Like on line two of answering your question/assumptions list that you are desperately wrong about... I couldn't waste any more of my time on this so after you sit and think real hard about what to come back with I'd just like to let you know I'm done. Like I'll say to any other loser who just loves to fight on the internet on this site. It doesn't mean you win ya little d-bag, it just means I couldn't be bothered w/ you any longer.
1. I didn't categorize him, I just called it how I saw it you silly son of a bitch. He's making a stab at every1 on GiantBomb including his damn self and YOU. (we all especially know this now) 2. I didn't post his FN picture, it's his damn avatar, foolish him for doing it, besides I figured that would be a bit more affective than plain text. 3. Children? I'm probably older than you are by far couldn't be bothered by this immature back and forth (what you think is intelligent) rant any longer. 4. Wow, your going hiking? EXTREME! I didn't know they made hiking boots for penises. 5. I have done drugs, lots of different kinds, mostly psychadelics but that was in/after high school and it was pretty fun. I've smoked joints far bigger than your tiny prick.6. I went to catholic school for a good while and was an honor student until I stopped giving a shit the last couple years in high school. 7. I was pretty damn popular as well and cool w/ just about everyone. 8. I had two 5 year long relationships (with GIRLS!) so I've probably had more sex than you'll ever have in you entire life, much more interesting as well. 9. Out of the poeple I no longer hang out w/ from school (by choice) I'm the only one who isn't addicted to Coke or H and make more money than just about all of them. Like on line two of answering your question/assumptions list that you are desperately wrong about... I couldn't waste any more of my time on this so after you sit and think real hard about what to come back with I'd just like to let you know I'm done. Like I'll say to any other loser who just loves to fight on the internet on this site. It doesn't mean you win ya little d-bag, it just means I couldn't be bothered w/ you any longer. "
@Franstone: Calm the fuck down, you're on the internet, where all insults are kosher and everything goes.
I liked the blog, it made me chuckle. People who are getting offended are probably only doing so because they feel like they are being pigeonholed into category. Trust me, when the dog wrote this, he wasn't thinking of you in particular. Maybe you should do work a little more in the department of not being a stereotype so you no longer feel that way.
Actually no I was born w/out one... ?? (WTF) Beat it kid, why the fuck you trying to jump in on this outa nowhere? None of this original post was even funny, seemed more like an angry rant or lashing out on people in general. "
If you actually knew the guy, you would know that he just pokes fun at people...for fun! Holy crap I blew my own mind! Also, calm the hell down, the internet isn't always serious business.
" @Atomasist said: 1. I didn't categorize him, I just called it how I saw it you silly son of a bitch. He's making a stab at every1 on GiantBomb including his damn self and YOU. (we all especially know this now) 2. I didn't post his FN picture, it's his damn avatar, foolish him for doing it, besides I figured that would be a bit more affective than plain text. 3. Children? I'm probably older than you are by far couldn't be bothered by this immature back and forth (what you think is intelligent) rant any longer. 4. Wow, your going hiking? EXTREME! I didn't know they made hiking boots for penises. 5. I have done drugs, lots of different kinds, mostly psychadelics but that was in/after high school and it was pretty fun. I've smoked joints far bigger than your tiny prick.6. I went to catholic school for a good while and was an honor student until I stopped giving a shit the last couple years in high school. 7. I was pretty damn popular as well and cool w/ just about everyone. 8. I had two 5 year long relationships (with GIRLS!) so I've probably had more sex than you'll ever have in you entire life, much more interesting as well. 9. Out of the poeple I no longer hang out w/ from school (by choice) I'm the only one who isn't addicted to Coke or H and make more money than just about all of them. Like on line two of answering your question/assumptions list that you are desperately wrong about... I couldn't waste any more of my time on this so after you sit and think real hard about what to come back with I'd just like to let you know I'm done. Like I'll say to any other loser who just loves to fight on the internet on this site. It doesn't mean you win ya little d-bag, it just means I couldn't be bothered w/ you any longer. "
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