This is why you should not trust IGN.
Edit- Dude. I know they did it for the lulz. Clam down and stop taking everything you read on the internet so seriously. Thank you, have a good day.
....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
"Pretty sure they did it out of irony. If GiantBomb did that you would know without a doubt it was for the irony. Don't let your past perceptions blind you.Maybe they did it out of irony...
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Have you... played it?
@Warfare said:
" @Video_Game_King said:OWWW.That would kill an erection. "" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
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" you seriously thought they were serious. "And you seriously thought this thread was serious?
Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P.
" @Warfare: Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P. "I betcha she has said that during sex before and the guy just stopped, got dressed and slowly left.
WTF NOOOOOOOO AAAHH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
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No, that's something that she'd say after sex. That is when her boyfriend invented unsexing.
Why does this keep happening. T_T.......lol" @Video_Game_King said:
" @Warfare: Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P. "I betcha she has said that during sex before and the guy just stopped, got dressed and slowly left. "
Hey man that game has complelely changed my life. Before when a girl asked how many times my heart beat a day, I just stood there like an idiot. Well now I can answer. Needless to say, I'm a champ with the ladies.
" Hey man that game has complelely changed my life. Before when a girl asked how many times my heart beat a day, I just stood there like an idiot. Well now I can answer. Needless to say, I'm a champ with the ladies. "haha. Perhaps I should play it...
I like IGN - even if it's mostly my crush on Jessica Chobot. Her smile is just too hot. I'd like to fix her up daily. Pay for her being spoiled by wellness professionals. Take her out. Wine and dine her. Then proceed to eat her out. Moving on to working her 'til she's wrung out. For hours. Squeezed dry like a kitchen rag, which I'll use to quickly wipe up my own cheaply obtained satisfaction. For the rest of my life... or so I say.
The podcasts can be entertaining nonsense too. The movie/bluray/tvshow ones are actually quite good. The video content is pretty entertaining. I watch their stuff on youtube.
"I like IGN - even if it's mostly my crush on Jessica Chobot. Her smile is just too hot. I'd like to fix her up daily. Pay for her being spoiled by wellness professionals. Take her out. Wine and dine her. Then proceed to eat her out. Moving on to working her 'til she's wrung out. For hours. Squeezed dry like a kitchen rag, which I'll use to quickly wipe up my own cheaply obtained satisfaction. For the rest of my life... or so I say. The podcasts can be entertaining nonsense too. The movie/bluray/tvshow ones are actually quite good. "
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If she would have said, that's so "EFTW", that would have been cool. Of course, I would have had no idea what she said." @Video_Game_King said:
Shut up, hot Meg. *farts on her head* "" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
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IGN feels structured and deliberate designed to bring in page views with such stupid articles.
Top games on the 360 and best console and game of all time. It is just so stupid to do those lists, knowing that their 'fan base' will just go their every day waiting for them to anticipate and rip on how they are wrong.
Hey! First of all buddy, only I can post that video! (lol, jk)" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
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Secondly, that video needs no follow up joke. It's already epic... epic for the win. Wha BAM!
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" @Zajtalan said:" you seriously thought they were serious. "And you seriously thought this thread was serious? "
@Metal_Gear_Sunny: I don't think any of the staff actually has a hand in that.
" IGN is lame. Lame for the lose "laugh achieved :D
You have a pussy, i have a dicca. So whats the problem? lets do it quick.
Just a little bit. Be my little bitch. <<<<< my contribution to this thread
" why... won't... you... DIE!!!!!!!!!!? "This is the part where you fall down and BLEED to death!
" Look just B cause U don't have any problems talking 2 girls, doesn't mean the rest of us can't learn a thing or 2. Seriously though, it's gotta B irony. "Learn to spelL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~2111111111111111111111111111111111111oneeeeeeeeeeeeee
Not only do you only use one letter in place of whole words, but you take the time to capitalize them, That makes you a jerk!
LOL,first i was like,video 40 minutes long?Nah." They actually reviewed this game (The first in the OPs pic)
Check out 10 minutes in for the review
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But then i watched a little,then i got captured in the video,rofl
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