This is why you should not trust IGN.

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#1  Edited By MetalGearSunny

 One of IGN's top picks, eh?  
 One of IGN's top picks, eh?  
Edit- Dude. I know they did it for the lulz. Clam down and stop taking everything you read on the internet so seriously. Thank you, have a good day.
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#2  Edited By buzz_killington

Maybe they did it out of irony...

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#3  Edited By Video_Game_King

....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

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#4  Edited By Warfare

 It's a conspiracy.

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#5  Edited By eroticfishcake

You have to a right moron to choose those picks so you kind of deserve it really.

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#6  Edited By apathylad

...or maybe there were no good Indie games to choose from...

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#7  Edited By Jams

IGN is lame. Lame for the lose

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#8  Edited By jonnyboy

 Look just B cause U don't have any problems talking 2 girls, doesn't mean the rest of us can't learn a thing or 2.
 
 
Seriously though, it's gotta B irony.

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#9  Edited By FunExplosions
@buzz_killington said:
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Maybe they did it out of irony...

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Pretty sure they did it out of irony. If GiantBomb did that you would know without a doubt it was for the irony. Don't let your past perceptions blind you.
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#10  Edited By VWGTI
@Apathylad said:
"...or maybe there were no good Indie games to choose from... "

Yep.
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#11  Edited By Warfare
@Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

"
 That would kill an erection.
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#12  Edited By Zajtalan

you seriously thought they were serious. obviously they're making fun of gamers

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#13  Edited By sjschmidt93

Have you... played it? 
 
@Warfare said:

" @Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

"
 That would kill an erection. "  
OWWW.
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#14  Edited By MetalGearSunny
@Zajtalan said:
" you seriously thought they were serious. "
And you seriously thought this thread was serious?
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#15  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Warfare: 
 
Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P.
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#16  Edited By sjschmidt93
@Video_Game_King said:
" @Warfare:   Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P. "
I betcha she has said that during sex before and the guy just stopped, got dressed and slowly left.
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#17  Edited By jmrwacko

I raged when I watched that vid.

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@Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

"
WTF NOOOOOOOO AAAHH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????
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#19  Edited By Video_Game_King
@SJSchmidt93: 
 
No, that's something that she'd say after sex. That is when her boyfriend invented unsexing.
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#20  Edited By JJOR64

I wont lie, that's pretty funny.

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#21  Edited By teptom

I'm never watching that video.

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#22  Edited By Warfare
@SJSchmidt93 said:

" @Video_Game_King said:

" @Warfare:   Actually, you'd get the hardest erection of your life; it'd just be in the opposite direction :P. "
I betcha she has said that during sex before and the guy just stopped, got dressed and slowly left. "
 Why does this keep happening. T_T.......lol
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#23  Edited By InfiniteGeass

They did it for the lulz.

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#24  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Warfare: 
 
Because she doesn't say a single thing until after sex :P.
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#25  Edited By Somadude

That video was EPIC..... EPIC FOR THE WIN!.... <sarcasm
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#26  Edited By Coombs

They actually reviewed this game (The first in the OPs pic)
Check out 10 minutes in for the review 
 

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#27  Edited By ArchScabby

Hey man that game has complelely changed my life.  Before when a girl asked how many times my heart beat a day, I just stood there like an idiot.  Well now I can answer.  Needless to say, I'm a champ with the ladies.

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@Video_Game_King: God, I wanna kill myself, each time
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#29  Edited By thehideousshrew

why... won't... you... DIE!!!!!!!!!!?

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#30  Edited By MrKlorox
@Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

"
Shut up, hot Meg. *farts on her head*
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#31  Edited By MetalGearSunny
@ArchScabby said:
" Hey man that game has complelely changed my life.  Before when a girl asked how many times my heart beat a day, I just stood there like an idiot.  Well now I can answer.  Needless to say, I'm a champ with the ladies. "
haha. Perhaps I should play it...
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#32  Edited By Seppli

I like IGN - even if it's mostly my crush on Jessica Chobot. Her smile is just too hot. I'd like to fix her up daily. Pay for her being spoiled by wellness professionals. Take her out. Wine and dine her.  Then proceed to eat her out. Moving on to working her 'til she's wrung out. For hours. Squeezed dry like a kitchen rag, which I'll use to quickly wipe up my own cheaply obtained satisfaction. For the rest of my life... or so I say.
 
The podcasts can be entertaining nonsense too. The movie/bluray/tvshow ones are actually quite good. The video content is pretty entertaining. I watch their stuff on youtube.

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#33  Edited By Somadude
@Seppli said:
"I like IGN - even if it's mostly my crush on Jessica Chobot. Her smile is just too hot. I'd like to fix her up daily. Pay for her being spoiled by wellness professionals. Take her out. Wine and dine her.  Then proceed to eat her out. Moving on to working her 'til she's wrung out. For hours. Squeezed dry like a kitchen rag, which I'll use to quickly wipe up my own cheaply obtained satisfaction. For the rest of my life... or so I say. The podcasts can be entertaining nonsense too. The movie/bluray/tvshow ones are actually quite good. "

..........................
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#34  Edited By Coombs
@Somadude said:

".......................... "

this.
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#35  Edited By Karmum

You're trying to tell me that it isn't a great XBLA Indie game?
 
You're a liar!

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#36  Edited By Snail
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" @Zajtalan said:

" you seriously thought they were serious. "
And you seriously thought this thread was serious? "
If it wasn't then you did a poor job transmitting sarcasm.
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#37  Edited By natetodamax

That "game" looks so bad that I wouldn't even want to download the demo for the lulz.

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#38  Edited By Claude
@MrKlorox said:

" @Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

"
Shut up, hot Meg. *farts on her head* "
If she would have said, that's so "EFTW", that would have been cool. Of course, I would have had no idea what she said.
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#39  Edited By Dany

IGN feels structured and deliberate designed to bring in page views with such stupid articles. 
 
Top games on the 360 and best console and game of all time. It is just so stupid to do those lists, knowing that their 'fan base' will just go their every day waiting for them to anticipate and rip on how they are wrong.

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#40  Edited By JJWeatherman
@Video_Game_King said:

" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 

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Hey! First of all buddy, only I can post that video!  (lol, jk)
 
Secondly, that video needs no follow up joke. It's already epic... epic for the win. Wha BAM!
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#41  Edited By iam3green

lol that is funny. is that game like feel the magic for the DS? it was about a dude who likes a girl so joines some group that do stunts. he joins to impress the girl. it was like warioware or something weird like that.

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#42  Edited By pwnasaurus

@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" @Zajtalan said:
" you seriously thought they were serious. "
And you seriously thought this thread was serious? "


 

well all your other threads are just fantastic so... yea
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#43  Edited By Sabata
@Video_Game_King said:
" ....Damn it. That makes me want to post the following video, but I don't have a good joke with which to follow it up:
 
 
"
That literally gave me cancer.  I hope you're happy.
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#44  Edited By artofwar420
@Video_Game_King: Every time I see that I love it more and I hate myself more for loving it more. 
 
@Metal_Gear_Sunny: I don't think any of the staff actually has a hand in that.  
 
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#45  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@jams said:
" IGN is lame. Lame for the lose "
laugh achieved :D 
  
 

You have a pussy, i have a dicca. So whats the problem? lets do it quick. 
Just a little bit. Be my little bitch.                                                                                                 <<<<< my contribution to this thread
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#46  Edited By rinkalicous
@thehideousshrew said:
" why... won't... you... DIE!!!!!!!!!!? "
This is the part where you fall down and BLEED to death!
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#47  Edited By Hamst3r

DBNT2G was my 2009 GOTY.
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#48  Edited By Xeiphyer
@jonnyboy said:
"  Look just B cause U don't have any problems talking 2 girls, doesn't mean the rest of us can't learn a thing or 2.   Seriously though, it's gotta B irony. "
Learn to spelL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~2111111111111111111111111111111111111oneeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
 
Not only do you only use one letter in place of whole words, but you take the time to capitalize them, That makes you a jerk!
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#49  Edited By TheTunaProject
@Coombs said:

" They actually reviewed this game (The first in the OPs pic)
Check out 10 minutes in for the review 
 

"
LOL,first i was like,video 40 minutes long?Nah.
 
But then i watched a little,then i got captured in the video,rofl
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My friend said something stupid the other day, but it kinda works for this situation: 
 
"You can't spell Ignorant without IGN"  
 
I have no doubt he isn't the first person to come up with this but I though it was worth sharing.