Turns out zombie wasn't on bath salts

Capcom are the only ones whom have Zombrex, so we're fucked. Also, I call bullshit on the Marijuana, weed isn't that easily available that a homeless man could get some, this is a cover up for government zombie & reverse vampire experiments.

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@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Well yes, because that's what the scientific evidence says. I'm not even a stoner & that's pretty much obvious to anyone whose actually looked at into the subject with even a cursory glance.

Trying to blame pot for some fucker being fucking mental is a fools errand. Correlation does not equal causation. Look up the work of Professor David Nutt for one.

@Turambar said:

@familyphotoshoot said:

@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.

Marijuana isn't a drug you take via injections unless something has changed drastically.

I believe you have been hooked into taking a joke seriously. I believe the fellow who celebrates Vader Time all the time is being facetious.

I still believe he got bitten by an zombie.

THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR PEOPLE!

@forkboy said:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Well yes, because that's what the scientific evidence says. I'm not even a stoner & that's pretty much obvious to anyone whose actually looked at into the subject with even a cursory glance.

Trying to blame pot for some fucker being fucking mental is a fools errand. Correlation does not equal causation. Look up the work of Professor David Nutt for one.

That doesn't mean it couldn't have caused it.

I doubt it did, but You cant say for sure.

@Intro said:

Also, doesn't marjiuana stay in your system up to 30 days? For all we know, he could have smoked it once three weeks before this incident.

it does, but that isn't active THC. i believe it's the residual metabolites or something of the sort that stay in your fat cells, so actual time since dude blazed should be able to be determined.

Rabies makes people go mad. It may have been that.

Dude's obviously crazy, but now people are gonna use this as ammo against marijuana, saying it'll make you do some crazy shit. Opinions of it will end up being some Reefer Madness shit.

What if he actually was high on bath salts, but the media and the government lied so they can use this as an "example" of marijuana ruining lives? Just kidding.

Cue drug misinformation and fear mongering by people who don't have half a clue regurgitating the lies they've been told.

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

It's all a conspiracy by the freemasons

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

Rabies makes people go mad. It may have been that.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING IT BATH SALTS!

It wasn't until this "zombie story" went national that the term bath salts came up!

Please lets call it what it actually is

It was also found that the zombie had a Playstation 2 in his house.

Welp, any and all arguments for the legalization of Marijuana just got set back 100 years...Not that they were going anywhere anyway...

CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING IT BATH SALTS!

It wasn't until this "zombie story" went national that the term bath salts came up!

Please lets call it what it actually is

Welp, any and all arguments for the legalization of Marijuana just got set back 100 years...Not that they were going anywhere anyway...

@MrKlorox said:

@Dagbiker said:

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

No, they're crazy for years or their whole life. Dude was homeless, so clearly things were fucked up well before he smoked his last joint.

Huh? No, he wasn't homeless. The dude that had his face eaten off was homeless.

@kmg90 said:

CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING IT BATH SALTS!

It wasn't until this "zombie story" went national that the term bath salts came up!

Please lets call it what it actually is

Sorry, I only call drugs by their street name, because I'm a baller. You can be scientific if you please

@Everyones_A_Critic said:

Welp, any and all arguments for the legalization of Marijuana just got set back 100 years...Not that they were going anywhere anyway...

No legal marijuana is coming, just in the form that the legal drug dealers (aka Doctors) will be able to distribute

Its why this happened in a recent Judiciary Subcommittee Hearing

@MrKlorox said:

@Dagbiker said:

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

No, they're crazy for years or their whole life. Dude was homeless, so clearly things were fucked up well before he smoked his last joint.

Huh? No, he wasn't homeless. The dude that had his face eaten off was homeless.

@MrKlorox "Cue drug misinformation and fear mongering by people who don't have half a clue regurgitating the lies they've been told."

@MrKlorox said:

@Dagbiker said:

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

No, they're crazy for years or their whole life. Dude was homeless, so clearly things were fucked up well before he smoked his last joint.

Oh, the irony...

The VICTIM was homeless! The victim! The perpetrator, Rudy Eugene, had a place, a car, a girlfriend, etc...

Unless everything Rudy Eugene's family and loved ones told multiple outlets was a lie, and MrKlorox has the real secret scoop that he was ALSO homeless...

The face eater was a pretty normal guy who reverted to an animal state in the space of an hour. I'm not saying it was zombification, but it was definitely zombification! (or aliens)

Man, at least eat the face of someone who had bathed recently!

Also lol @ the idea of a stoner defence force.

@GalacticPunt: Dissociative drugs can trigger psychotic reactions in people with schizotypal disorders which plenty of people live with undiagnosed. Even people with cars and girlfriends.

@Spoonman671 said:

@Dagbiker said:

Rabies makes people go mad. It may have been that.

No, I'm pretty sure Rabies just makes people dead.

but before that it makes you crazy.

@Dagbiker: Crazy like a fox.

Also his name wasn't ZOMBIE, his name was Rudy Eugene.

@MrKlorox said:

@TheHumanDove said:

@MrKlorox said:

@Dagbiker said:

People don't just go crazy in an hour.

No, they're crazy for years or their whole life. Dude was homeless, so clearly things were fucked up well before he smoked his last joint.

Huh? No, he wasn't homeless. The dude that had his face eaten off was homeless.

My mistake, I got my facts mixed up. But one fact remains, weed doesn't work like that on people with even a fraction of sanity.

That's how I feel on the matter. There's a reason why people joke about people who smoke marijuana, listening to music and eating all day, because that's what happens 99% of the time (or something of that nature). No one ever goes, "Yeah man he smoked a shit ton of weed and started beating the hell out of everyone who looked at him wrong." Now alcohol on the other hand is known to cause a violent behavior in many people if they drink enough, for example. Marijuana may have triggered something in the man, although maybe it didn't, I doubt anyone here knows the specific facts and science behind this case. Meaning, we'll probably never know whether marijuana did something to him or not. With that being said, there was something already wrong with him mentally to begin with, I'm gonna guess. The reason I'm assuming that is because there are people who I know smoke all the time, but still function in society well, show up to work on time, do their job well and pay the bills. You can't say marijuana makes you violent when one violent case every 50 years or more happens when someone had pot in their system, and even then it's still not proven it was solely the marijuana to begin with or at all.

I somehow managed to miss the dog story thankfully. Well after that toxicology report we can all get back to condemning weed and let more harmful drugs skate under the radar, ya know business as usual.

I find it hilarious that when this was all first emerging, I read a lot of people talking about how fucked up Bath Salts were and it morphed into how fine Marijuana is and how it should be legalized. For it to be found out that he was only on Marijuana is quite funny, and although I have no doubts that it's not the cause of this and that the dude was legit batshit I can imagine this will not help the whole legalize marijuana movement.

Top 10 smartest stoners.

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/02/02/the-10-smartest-pot-smokers-on-the-planet-cool-enough-to-admit-it/

Carl Sagan's thoughts on weed.

http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.co.uk/2008/12/carl-sagans-thoughts-about-marijuana.html

Got to be my favourite part of his blog.

" I can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves."

Woo, go weed!

It's that Reefer Madness I tell ya.

I knew it. I just knew it. Government tried to cover it up but the truth is out. I need to sharpen my machete...

@TheHumanDove said:

Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed.

In theory. It's actually far more dangerous, and unhealthy but because it's supposed to imitate marijuana a lot of people seem to be under the impression that it is just as (relatively) harmless.

@turbomonkey138 said:

the spice must flow

What?

What I'm gathering from this is, since it wasn't drugs, the guy must have been an actual zombie.

#420NO

Pretty sure it has been shown that weed can cause like 0.01% of people to flip their shit. I always assumed that was part of why it's illegal, because every now and again it can trigger psychosis in an individual. As far as this case goes though, who knows?

@kmg90: I hope I'm wrong man. I really do. Medical is on my state's ballot this year...

@Example1013 said:

What I'm gathering from this is, since it wasn't drugs, the guy must have been an actual zombie.

Yep.

God damned pot smoking liberals...this just shows how feral the anti-American Liberal socialist hippies really are.

did you hear about his girlfriend who defended him. man dumb as a doorknob.

@VierasTalo said:

Man, I have no idea what this topic is about, but bath salts are pretty cool. Wish I had a tub to use them in.

heres the quicky

first vid

second

and on a similar not:

that is all

@Turambar said:

@familyphotoshoot said:

@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.

Marijuana isn't a drug you take via injections unless something has changed drastically.

A friend of mine shot up some resin. Don't look at me, I know it's a dumbass idea, didn't stop them though. I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic about the marijuana needles though.

@jking47: Why wouldn't it? Any drug has the potential to trigger a psychotic episode.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal because it makes the people who smoke it insanely irritating to be around.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

I'm pretty sure it's illegal because it makes the people who smoke it insanely irritating to be around.

If only laws were this logical.

@MiamiRedHawks: That is incorrect. If any drug could trigger a psychotic episode in anyone, you would see this happen from cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine, etc.

But wait you say! Those aren't drugs!

Yeah, they are. Drugs are, according to the Food Drug and Cosmetic act, "(1): a substance recognized in an official pharmacopoeia or formulary (2): a substance intended for use in the diagnosis, cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of disease (3): a substance other than food intended to affect the structure or function of the body (4): a substance intended for use as a component of a medicine but not a device or a component, part, or accessory of a device"

So guess what that means. Literally any substance other than food that affects your body is a drug. Almost everyone does drugs, they just don't call them drugs.

@Example1013 said:

What I'm gathering from this is, since it wasn't drugs, the guy must have been an actual zombie.

Pretty much.