Well...This movie ruined my sex life.

 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

Cool story. I'll make sure to never watch this movie when I'm in the mood for sex!

Cool story brah

You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it?

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" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

So soft.

I love hostel part 2 haha

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Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one who got off to gorey horror flicks. "

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Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"
 
Made me lol

"If you want, we could be the first people to get off together to a gorey horror flick. "

Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

Oh yeah, this is that movie where they rape a new-born infant. Classy stuff.

" I love hostel part 2 haha "

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Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

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Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

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That's the movie for the machete-fetishists?

I've heard about this movie I kinda wanted to watch it myself, being from Balkan and all that :P. But after seeing the trailer i really really really didn't want to watch it, since I hate movies like that and Hostel etc. they just gross me out too much.

I don't have a sex life so... an inevitable viewing to be sure!

Why would anybody want to watch that to begin with? I don't understand people sometimes.

"  A Serbian Film. Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. "

" Why would anybody want to watch that to begin with? I don't understand people sometimes. "

thought this was gonna be about some nasty porn flick.

" thought this was gonna be about some nasty porn flick. "

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Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

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" " Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"  Made me lol "

I've got a pretty high tolerance for this kinda thing (numbed my soul on too much horror as a kid) and am definitely interested in checking this out, if only for the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. That said, though, I don't think I'll be watching it while my lady is in the room. NO I DON'T MEAN BECAUSE MY PANTS WILL BE OFF.
 
@Azteck said:

" That's the movie for the machete-fetishists? "

" watched some How I Met Your Mother to cleanse the palate.  "  

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

"  A Serbian Film. 

Why the hell would you watch that?
 
That wikipedia article made me cringe at least a dozen times, im going to go cry myself to sleep now out of horror.

I watched it... I'm a loss of words. Truly movie making at its lowest O.o. How the fuck that child actor is able to go on life after knowing this type of insane fuckery he's starred in. 
 
It never really gives up, either. Like it's trying its absolute hardest to shock you. The final ending scene illustrates that fact... so unnecessary even for a movie like this -_-

sounds like fun. 

I'm sure your sex life wasn't all that brilliant anyway. 
 
Also, I hate horror movies. All boring crap

I remember getting some after watching the first Indiana Jones movie.  That was pretty awesome.

" No, no, come back when you watch a movie with your girlfriend that involves rape, torture of women, and female genital mutilation.  Nothing kills sex like that. "

" @DJ_Lae said:

" No, no, come back when you watch a movie with your girlfriend that involves rape, torture of women, and female genital mutilation.  Nothing kills sex like that. "

Did you read the plot summary on wikipedia? "

Watch teeth. I couldn't masturbate for like a hour.

Read wiki for the movie. Jesus fuck

" Watch teeth. I couldn't masturbate for like a hour. "

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm now pretty much interested. Sorry about your sex life, bro.
<-------- Is a fan of sick, gross horror movies!

I came into this thread thinking I'd read the plot summary and make a witty comment.
 
 
.... but wow.  Just... lol.  Wow. 

Oh man, I'm the type of person to get grossed out over a fish being gutted before it can be cooked. I definitely could not handle this. Oh dear god.

" @zombie2011 said:

"  A Serbian Film. Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. "

K, yeah. I just read the wiki page. That's possibly the most fucked up thing I've ever read. I do feel a little sick. "

" @eroticfishcake said:

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

A Serbian Film.  "