What are things you've done that make you feel like a bad person

Ok, so at my work, like most jobs i guess, you need a card to clock in and out.  Well one day I showed up to work and saw another guy who worked there that I've never met in the parking lot.  Well he was going back into the building and he reached in his pocket to grab his phone and when he pulled it out his card fell out, and he didn't notice.  I saw it, but I didn't tell him because I thought it was funny.

Nothing, I am perfect. That or maybe im just really insensitive

Wow, your going to hell for sure.
 
just kidding- I've laughed at people for hurting themselves more times than I can count, even when no one else was laughing.

Everything I do makes me feel like shit. 

pretty much anything bad I do. i'm kind of a sensitive person and i try to be as nice as possible.. and if i do anything a bit mean, i feel like the worst person in the world. 
it's a bad trait of mine .__. 

I laughed at an old man who fell over right in front of me. He had a cane and as he fell it flew out in front of him, just kind of balanced magically upright. His groin fell right on this balanced cane and he just floated there for a couple of seconds. He then fell to the ground, cursing and shouting. I doubt very much if anyone could have held the laughter in. I will concede that I shouldn't have pointed but it was a split-second reaction. The people who rushed past me to help him up just turned and looked at me, shaking their heads.  
 
I do feel bad but I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. Convulsions, tears - the works. Yes I'm going to hell, but it was worth it. When I'm having a bad day I just think of that old man balancing his groin on his cane. It's the little things in life ...

I once had a really bad dream. I woke up a murderer. Felt like vomiting. For weeks.
 
Dreams are powerful stuff. Never want to have such a dream again. That's the worst thing I ever did. I dreamt badly.

I eat the occasional cat.

Killed a kid.

" Everything I do makes me feel like shit.  "

" Killed a kid. "

" Killed a kid. "

" @jakob187 said:

" Killed a kid. "

Wait, what? "

" @ArchScabby said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Killed a kid. "

Wait, what? "

He killed a kid. "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @ArchScabby said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Killed a kid. "

Wait, what? "

He killed a kid. "

ok thanks, I'm a little hard of hearing. "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @ArchScabby said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Killed a kid. "

Wait, what? "

He killed a kid. "

ok thanks, I'm a little hard of hearing. "

" @ArchScabby said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @ArchScabby said:

" @jakob187 said:

" Killed a kid. "

Wait, what? "

He killed a kid. "

ok thanks, I'm a little hard of hearing. "

i'd assume hearing typed words on a forum would be a bit difficult.  "

I once "tazed" a guy when he expressly asked me not to.  It didn't concern me at first, but then he called me "bro".  I felt bad about it afterwards. *sniff*

" @AjayRaz said: 

i'd assume hearing typed words on a forum would be a bit difficult.  "

Can you repeat that? I needed to put my hearing aid in first. "

Perception is everything. When I go to the local shop and swap the stickers on things so I get a discount on something that shoud be full price and the Polish woman serving me doesn't realise, I feel like a gangster.

" Perception is everything. When I go to the local shop and swap the stickers on things so I get a discount on something that shoud be full price and the Polish woman serving me doesn't realise, I feel like a gangster. "

" I once "tazed" a guy when he expressly asked me not to.  It didn't concern me at first, but then he called me "bro".  I felt bad about it afterwards. *sniff* "

Using the internet constantly. It's like an addiction.

" @HandsomeDead said:

" Perception is everything. When I go to the local shop and swap the stickers on things so I get a discount on something that shoud be full price and the Polish woman serving me doesn't realise, I feel like a gangster. "

RACIST! "

" @Pie said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" Perception is everything. When I go to the local shop and swap the stickers on things so I get a discount on something that shoud be full price and the Polish woman serving me doesn't realise, I feel like a gangster. "

RACIST! "

I'm just using my superior heritage to its full advantage. "

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 
I've done some pretty messed up things in the past, but I'd like to think I'm different now.  I don't ever want to bring harm to anybody ever again, in fact I even have a hard time killing bugs that make their way in the apartment... I usually try to get them outside.

" I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. "

" @natetodamax said:

" I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. "

*shot "

" Went with a friend to an abortion rally to pick up chicks, went to the pro-life side when I got the cold shoulder .... >.> "

I've killed the occasional minority. 

" @ArchScabby: You meant Dennis, but I'm glad you got the referrence "

Conscience don't have I. 
 
I feel like that sentence was put in a blender.

I snuck an extra cookie without telling anyone when I was younger.
 
IM A BAD PERSON! :'(

I stun-gunned 3 kids in the shopping mall while stealing gravy. I only did it because I didn't have the EMP to short out robot snakes. But hey, we had to get all the gravy stashed in this town.