What should we refer to Patrick with?

Since the Bombcast it has been floating about of nicknames for him - and during the MolyJam people got pretty on board with calling him Tricky (including Patrick himself). So I am voting for that, but I wonder what you guys think

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS!

Trick/Tricky all the way.

/Run DMC youtube video.

I would just go with Patrick but Tricky is fine too... I guess. Anywho, it reminded me of Run DMC so here's some music.

Edit: Ninja'd. Kind of.

I prefer just using Patrick.

He reminds me of a young Sigourney Weaver, so Ripley.

But Patrick is fine.

Tricky? TRICKY?

I will never call another human being Tricky. That word is reserved for SSX and Run D.M.C. Not curly haired video game people.

Pat-baby.

P-Dawg.

Patricia

Scoops

Scoopz, Scoopz Hagendanz

Patrick, cos that's what his name is.

Umm his name....

I like thinking of him as "Hat Trick."

What's wrong with just "Patrick"?

Whichever one he likes the least.

Tricky Scoops, and his female doppelganger, Trixie Scoops.

I'm not huge on nicknames, so Patrick is what I'd go with and that's where my vote goes, but if he takes up Tricky then I will call him so.

To everyone who doesn't know what this is - it is just a little fun from the Bombcast and from the MolyJam over the weekend and shouldn't change how anyone actually refers to him - but it should be brought up so people actually know who someone is referring to when they use any of these nicknames.

@Brodehouse: @TehBuLL: @Zero_: How could I have forgotton Scoops?!

@MooseyMcMan said:

I like thinking of him as "Hat Trick."

Shout-out to you, that's a pretty sweet nickname.

P.S.I am surprised Kleptok is 3rd in the poll and yet no one has mentioned it in the comments - who are the people giving that nickname the love?

Paddy Wacker.

Eh. Anything other than Patrick just sounds stupid.

I always liked the boxer-style name,
Patrick "Two-Scoops" Klepek!

'Tricky'? really? just....just really?

I'd go with Trick Kleptok myself.

I think we should call him "little Bitch" or "that one bitch", because he is such a bitch.

Patty Mayonnaise.

trick, I'm always calling him trick from now on

Where does Trick come from other than Pa-Trick, and how did you forget Scoops?

Why isn't Rick an option? Is it this?

P.K. Thunder.
 
But from those choices, Tricky sounds the dumbest. So that one.

this is dumb... Patrick.

The Klep.

How should we be referring to Patrick?

Unemployed.

@gladspooky said:

How should we be referring to Patrick?

Unemployed.

OOOOOOOOH SICK BURN YO

Definitely a tie between Kleptock and Tricky, as far as my taste goes.

I'm partial to Scoops.

If he starts referring to himself as Tricky, I'm jumping on the hate bandwagon.

Patty Clapick

Tricky Scoops specifically.

Skins.

Probie

Tricky is so ridiculous.

Someone on a 1UP podcast who made fun of him called him Patrick Klee-Peck. They apparently didn't know him too well.

To me he will always be Cuddlebuns for reasons that will remain known only to myself.

Calling him trick is appropriate on many levels.